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Farming Chit Chat II

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  • #8792
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    moy83 wrote: »
    What the husband and vet were carrying on like ?

    So that's what Up the Banner means :confused:


  • #8793
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Conmaicne Mara wrote: »
    So that's what Up the Banner means :confused:

    He must be the only man to ever come away from a section happy with the vets price . Great value


  • #8794
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    Just browsing the nuffieldinternational site, lots of reports on it about various ag sectors, makes for interesting reading.


  • #8795
    dzer2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,979 ✭✭✭dzer2


    towzer2010 wrote: »
    Well unlike a lot of farmers in Ireland I have now identified my farm successor. She is about 24 hours old and just over 8 pounds and I know by the way she has taken over so far that she has to be the woman for the job:)

    Congrats hope all is well.


  • #8796
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    towzer2010 wrote: »
    Well unlike a lot of farmers in Ireland I have now identified my farm successor. She is about 24 hours old and just over 8 pounds and I know by the way she has taken over so far that she has to be the woman for the job:)

    Kovu Whelan1 Towzer has a nice ring to it, if she's that bossy!!!!!


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  • #8797
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    delaval wrote: »
    Kovu Whelan1 Towzer has a nice ring to it, if she's that bossy!!!!!
    thanks:o


  • #8798
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    What code is he? I'm bad with full names of bulls. ONO?
    Something has happened to Crossmolina Euro as well, he failed some test:confused:

    Crossmolina Euro he went on the beer in anticipation of the all ireland final


    best of luck with the job, ya drove a hard bargain;)


  • #8799
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    whelan1 wrote: »
    maybe it wasnt a female vet:D

    maybe it wasnt human, these clare lads are a rough bunch


  • #8800
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    towzer2010 wrote: »
    Well unlike a lot of farmers in Ireland I have now identified my farm successor. She is about 24 hours old and just over 8 pounds and I know by the way she has taken over so far that she has to be the woman for the job:)

    fair play Towzer, congrats to all,
    dont forget I have two boys not to far away from you, which can help her with the farm in a few years;)


  • #8801
    towzer2010
    Closed Accounts Posts: 533 ✭✭✭towzer2010


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Congrats towzer! Where was she born? Sligo?

    Ya. Sligo general. The midwifes were all brilliant there.


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  • #8802
    Lastin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Lastin


    wait till you have a third, they will slap the baby on the arse and kick the two of you out the door in under an hour


  • #8803
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Congratulations Towzer.
    Remember breast is best (mainly cos the man hasn't to do it :-). )


  • #8804
    nashmach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭nashmach


    I bet Bob wishes he was in UCD now :D


  • #8805
    Bodacious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭Bodacious


    hugo29 wrote: »
    :eek::eek:, fcuking hell you are kidding, that will be a costly call out, about half the farm

    No cameras going in here!!


  • #8806
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Bodacious wrote: »
    No cameras going in here!!

    :D:D, what sort of a looker was she,


  • #8807
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    towzer2010 wrote: »
    Well unlike a lot of farmers in Ireland I have now identified my farm successor. She is about 24 hours old and just over 8 pounds and I know by the way she has taken over so far that she has to be the woman for the job:)
    Congrats lad, ive one arriving in Feb


  • #8808
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    whelan1 wrote: »
    maybe it wasnt a female vet:D
    Ah Whelan1


  • #8809
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    nashmach wrote: »
    I bet Bob wishes he was in UCD now :D

    why whats on up there today. First week back? them were the days. there where so many good ones, you too no notice of them :rolleyes:


  • #8810
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Contract signed:D

    Whelan1 can I kip in your hayshed for a few nights:pac:


  • #8811
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Contract signed:D

    Whelan1 can I kip in your hayshed for a few nights:pac:
    Id say she would even supply a hay bale to boot


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  • #8812
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Contract signed:D

    Whelan1 can I kip in your hayshed for a few nights:pac:

    careful, she may have the calving camera on you :D so whats the job


  • #8813
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    Id say she would even supply a hay bale to boot
    Done that before, surprisingly not too comfy:P
    bob charles wrote: »
    careful, she may have the calving camera on you :D so whats the job

    I'm a supervisor in a factory. I'll just have to avoid the killing floor:(


  • #8814
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    I'm a supervisor in a factory. I'll just have to avoid the killing floor:(

    what type Beef,chicken, sausage?


  • #8815
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    bob charles wrote: »
    what type Beef,chicken, sausage?

    Cattle.
    Use your noggin, up near whelan:D


  • #8816
    Dampintheattic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 839 ✭✭✭Dampintheattic


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Done that before, surprisingly not too comfy:P



    I'm a supervisor in a factory. I'll just have to avoid the killing floor:(


    I have a few cows to go. Could you put a word in for me, on the price:cool:


  • #8817
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Dampintheattic wrote: »
    I have a few cows to go. Could you put a word in for me, on the price:cool:

    I'll be issuing all yer cheques so be nice to me.

    Chocolates work well :D


  • #8818
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    you working for the Nordies? just down the road from Whelan.


  • #8819
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    bob charles wrote: »
    you working for the Nordies? just down the road from Whelan.

    Nordies? No, I'm in an Irish workplace.


  • #8820
    lakill Farm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭lakill Farm


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Contract signed:D

    Whelan1 can I kip in your hayshed for a few nights:pac:

    Whelan1, keep the husband out of the shed or turn off the camera :cool:


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  • #8821
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Cattle.
    Use your noggin, up near whelan:D
    ah some people are verrrrry slow on the uptake:D


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