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    #32
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    About 2 years ago when I was 17 I went on a whistle stop tour of all the sex shops in Dublin looking for a job. None of them hired me :(

    Were you wearing your mac and sunglasses ?


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    #33
    amazingemmet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    The reason most of them are open late is they're selling party enhancers of various degrees legality. Mainly meph clones but there is one which has dried mushrooms under the counter.


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    #34
    BattleCorp
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    amazingemmet wrote: »
    The reason most of them are open late is they're selling party enhancers of various degrees legality. Mainly meph clones but there is one which has dried mushrooms under the counter.


    A secret head shop eh?


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    #35
    salacious crumb
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    amazingemmet wrote: »
    The reason most of them are open late is they're selling party enhancers of various degrees legality. Mainly meph clones but there is one which has dried mushrooms under the counter.


    Which one? Seriously.


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    #36
    Mr.McLovin
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    amazingemmet wrote: »
    The reason most of them are open late is they're selling party enhancers of various degrees legality. Mainly meph clones but there is one which has dried mushrooms under the counter.

    This makes the most sense.


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    #37
    kneemos
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    amazingemmet wrote: »
    The reason most of them are open late is they're selling party enhancers of various degrees legality. Mainly meph clones but there is one which has dried mushrooms under the counter.

    Must be a damp problem.


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    #38
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    This makes the most sense.

    Or it could be the posters explanation for visiting various sex shops at all hours of the night.

    Poster .. Can I have a pair of nipple clamps , a gimp mask , lube , a copy of Irish dildo weekly ...oh and some mushrooms for the fry up in the morning.


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    #39
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Once went into one in Waterford that had booths with boxes of kleenex in them. Semi danger **** maybe?


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    #40
    BattleCorp
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    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Once went into one in Waterford that had booths with boxes of kleenex in them. Semi danger **** maybe?


    Serious hay fever down in Wexford. It's the strawberries. :D


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    #41
    Rented Mule
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    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Once went into one in Waterford that had booths with boxes of kleenex in them. Semi danger **** maybe?

    Sounds like some Ryanair flights.


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    #42
    amazingemmet
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    mattjack wrote: »
    Poster .. Can I have a pair of nipple clamps , a gimp mask , lube , a copy of Irish dildo weekly ...oh and some mushrooms ?

    Nothing beats being upside down getting flogged while watching the floors melt. :D

    I didn't realise this is news to people. Sex shops have always had some other fringe interests going on. First place you could get condoms while still illegal sex shops, first place you could get weed seeds, sex shops, first place you could get party enhancers, sex shops and first place you could get mushrooms when they were still legal sex shops.

    The only one I can think of that doesn't have some dodge business going on is Ms Fantasia on sth william st, which the owners consider a "smut shop" rather then a sex shop.


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    #43
    rustedtrumpet
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    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Serious hay fever down in Wexford. It's the strawberries. :D

    He said waterford you fool


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    #44
    The Backwards Man
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    Where I'm from a sex shop is where you go to buy cloth bags for potatoes.


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    #45
    BattleCorp
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    rustedtrumpet wrote: »
    He said waterford you fool


    Sorry, my apologies. I'm tired from going shopping in the middle of the night. And to make things worse, I tripped on my mac and broke my sunglasses at 4am this morning.


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    #46
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    rustedtrumpet wrote: »
    He said waterford you fool

    He is a she .Now who.s the fool.


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    #47
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    rustedtrumpet wrote: »
    He said waterford you fool

    I'm a she, fool.


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    #48
    BoardsMember
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    amazingemmet wrote: »
    first place you could get party enhancers

    Qué? Sounds interesting, me like parties :D


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    #49
    Dravokivich
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    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I'm a she, fool.

    SO... if yer not using that kleenex there, you wouldn't mind if I grab a few? :pac:


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    #50
    [Deleted User]
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdNZJfOsG_4


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    #51
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Dravokivich wrote: »
    SO... if yer not using that kleenex there, you wouldn't mind if I grab a few? :pac:

    Knee deep in Kleenex, help yourself


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    #52
    amazingemmet
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    BoardsMember wrote: »
    Qué? Sounds interesting, me like parties :D

    Legal highs, whatever they are changes regularly due to them getting banned near weekly.


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    #53
    BoardsMember
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    amazingemmet wrote: »
    Legal highs, whatever they are changes regularly due to them getting banned near weekly.

    Ah, so probably not that good for you then....


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    #54
    rustedtrumpet
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    mattjack wrote: »
    He is a she .Now who.s the fool.

    Listen stay out of it buddy, and how you know this already makes you a goddamn creep.


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    #55
    paddy147
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    FatherLen wrote: »
    If you ask the woman behind the counter for a 99 she will suck you off.




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    #56
    mattjack
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    rustedtrumpet wrote: »
    Listen stay out of it buddy, and how you know this already makes you a goddamn creep.

    Oh you little sweetheart...
    Can I not post here anymore ?


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    #57
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Ladies ladies, there's plenty of Lexie to go round.


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    #58
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Ladies ladies, there's plenty of Lexie to go round.

    When you say plenty and this being AH ..... Oh my pizzas ready ,lunchtime.


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    #59
    Gannicus
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    When I was 19, we (myself the now ex-moh' and 3 other couples) were involved in a slightly messy night one night playing drinking games and usual deviancy & messing with handcuffs when we realised that the my mate's missus (Let's call him John and Jane) was wearing the handcuffs and wearing a questionable amount of clothes (just in her underwear) and we couldn't find the keys for love nor money.

    It was funny at first then "Jane" got really annoyed really quickly and lost her calm. We just pure could not find the keys. The more we looked the more annoyed she got because she didn't want to have to go home in handcuffs and explain the reason for it to her ma. "Jane" wanted to go down to the Gardai Station and see if they could open them but "John" thought it may stand to look dodgy and parents would end up being called. However the rest of us were all up for this idea just because we thought it would be hilarious.

    One of the lads (We'll call Joe) mentioned going to one of those sex shops and buying new handcuffs so they would have a set of keys so me and the other lads hopped into a taxi and went into Capel street and then knocked on a few doors. When we got into one of the places we were the only ones looking to buy a tangible item everyone else we saw getting snook in/out was clearly buying the company of a lady. So we were glad they were open that night.

    A few months later "Joe" told me that he found the original keys about a week or so later. They were in the plant pot he had in the window.


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    #60
    PizzamanIRL
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    So people can sneak in when it's dark so they won't be seen.


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    #61
    suicide_circus
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    the video boothes are nasty, seamen encrusted, dank little closets with a faux leather couch and a variety of smut selectable with a remote played on the screen in front of you.

    there is a shop on dorset st with a mini cinema in the back where you pay your fee and join your fellow deviants. mostly middle aged taxi drivers sucking eachother off in the gloom of the seat rows as the tranny porn plays on the big screen. grim to say the least.

    or so I've heard!


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