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Songs you never want to hear again..

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Love shack. I absolutely hate that song. I'm after reminding myself of it now, so it'll be going through my head til Sunday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    _Redzer_ wrote: »
    Wait until you hear every drunken bitch in a corner screeching it out at 2AM and you'll be on the same page as us.

    Since when has it even become popular? I only know and like it from a Mumford and Sons cover of it I found on youtube (take from that what ye will). I genuinely like that version but in my ignorance it must have been a hit for somebody I've never heard of, right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 451 ✭✭armchair fusilier




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,464 ✭✭✭e_e


    FACT: James Blunt was voted to be more annoying than paper cuts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Coldplay. Them lot can fuck right off with their depressing bollox

    Journey: Don't stop believing. I can't stop believing people still listen to that rubbish all these years later

    I certainly don't want to remember any more for fear of getting angrier...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Since when has it even become popular? I only know and like it from a Mumford and Sons cover of it I found on youtube (take from that what ye will). I genuinely like that version but in my ignorance it must have been a hit for somebody I've never heard of, right?

    You and anyone else who have not had to listen to every DJ and cover band on a night out play the Natan Carter version at least twice each night are the luckiest f%%%ers on the planet. Its just horrendous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    500 Miles

    Brown Eyed Girl

    Sweet Caroline

    American Pie

    Galway Girl

    It's just a shit wedding/21st DJ playlist really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 resnatop


    Anything that a station classes as "new music" even though I heard it months ago on BBC radio or the likes. (Looking the direction of Breach or Ben Westbeech - Jack)

    Blurred Lines should be let die already. Horrid production.
    Radiohead - Creep. Their most overrated song.
    Coldplay - Anything from either Mylo Xyloto or Viva La Vida. Their worst albums.
    Anything commercial released by Grime artists such as Dizzee Rascal and Wiley. People should know their original stuff. Absolutely brilliant.
    David Guetta's big discography of **** with crap by Flo-Rida and Pitbull.
    Galway Girl.
    Anything by Swedish House Mafia or Avicii. (This coming from a DJ)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    oh yeah Blurred Lines too, it's awful, and a complete ripoff of a much better Marvin Gaye song.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    Actually it's been mentioned here but I reserve a special hatred for Wonderwall. Oasis were playing in Cork in the 90's. It was a nice summers day and I was sitting out on my balcony. From about 2 p.m. on all I heard every couple of minutes was.....AN AFFDERALL YUR MI WUNDERWALLLLL!!!!.....for literally the whole afternoon. Thus began my hatred of all things Oasis and that song in particular.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,142 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    I'm almost afraid to say this "The Fields Of Athenry"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 OPENROAD7


    e_e wrote: »
    FACT: James Blunt was voted to be more annoying than paper cuts.

    Did see him on Top Gear a few years ago, did come across as a really nice bloke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    Where's your head at.

    Hate it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 532 ✭✭✭ItAintMeBabe


    "cuz of my humps,my humps,my humps,my humps...you love my lady lumps..in the back and in the front"

    One of the worst songs ever written!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    Anything by katy perry, 1d or rhianna. Each single is manufactured to be as catchy as fvck so to me they are not artists, just s face to a music factory.

    At least with bieber, I believe he must write his own as they sound sh1t enough to be written by an artist with his "talent"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    Anything by katy perry, 1d or rhianna. Each single is manufactured to be as catchy as fvck so to me they are not artists, just s face to a music factory.

    At least with bieber, I believe he must write his own as they sound sh1t enough to be written by an artist with his "talent"

    Disposable pop music...you can throw 'Pink' in that categorie too, she used to have some credibility when she first came on the scence, but now its just pure drivvel, singing lyrics as if they are made up she goes along, usually appealing to whatever topic is popular with the masses at the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 13,969 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    milltown wrote: »

    The most shocking thing about that pile of $hite is that it's a cover.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 772 ✭✭✭Caonima


    That song by yer man Justin Beaver where he's just saying "baby" repeatedly whilst doing that face-down-look-up-at-the-camera pose in the music video. His balls hadn't dropped yet and there he was thinking he knew anything about anything. Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby - I think that's how the song went


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Caonima wrote: »
    That song by yer man Justin Beaver where he's just saying "baby" repeatedly whilst doing that face-down-look-up-at-the-camera pose in the music video. His balls hadn't dropped yet and there he was thinking he knew anything about anything. Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby - I think that's how the song went
    Eh, the lyrics are way more in-depth than that. It's 'baby baby baby ohh'.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 772 ✭✭✭Caonima


    Sinfonia wrote: »
    Eh, the lyrics are way more in-depth than that. It's 'baby baby baby ohh'.

    And it's the ohh that has the tweens sliding off their chairs into a moist puddle on the floor :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,876 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Friday I'm in love - worst Cure song ever

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭Kettleson


    Anything by Mumford and bastard sons.

    They do sound like a Wurzels tribute band. Oooo arrr.


  • Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I swear by the moon and the star in the sky.....
    And I swear like the shadow that's by your side....

    *Adam West style Batman "POWS" "WALLOP" as it turns into "Boyz II corpses"*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    Christmas songs. All of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Mumford and sons song's all sound the same.

    Slow.

    Bit faster.

    Bat shiit crazy, followed by a chorus that repeats itself about a dozen times.

    Crap


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭donegal__road


    wagon wheel - €250,000


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Anthing by that south african band Die Antword absolute thrash...awful awful stuff. Two feckin junkie idiots who think they know a whole lot about nothing...It is honestly like nails on a chalkboard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Anything by The Beatles. Talentless doesn't begin to cover it. UB40 and Simply Red come a close second.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Red, red wine by UB40, and any other UB40 song ever. Torturous miserable sh*te.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 808 ✭✭✭Kev.OC


    I spent four and a half years working in a hotel bar. We did a lot of weddings.

    I remember once I heard Galway Girl four times in one night. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
    I Got a Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
    Walk of Life - Dire Straits
    Livin' on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
    Sweet Child o' Mine - Guns 'n' Roses
    Single Ladies - Beyonce
    Working 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton

    There are loads more I can't think of, and frankly don't want to think of.

    But yeah, f*ck standard wedding playlists.


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