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What really obvious thing have you only just realised?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    The windows logo is a actually four coloured windows


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    The windows logo is a actually four coloured windows

    isn't it just one window like this?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11 jimmymallet


    There were two movie stars named Harrison Ford.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Heard this morning that Van Morrison is actually Ivan Morrison. No wonder he changed it!!!


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  • Posts: 5,250 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Maidhc Dainín Ó Sé was Dáithí Ó Sé's father.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Listening to some Christy Moore today and had two realisations.

    The most ridiculously obvious (and downright shameful) one is that "Black is the colour" is a song about a dead loved one. I have no idea why I didn't realise that before. I've heard the song hundreds of times, even performed it once or twice, for some reason I never thought about the words in the 3rd verse.

    The second is when I was whistling "Joxer goes to Stuttgart", my wife started whistling the tune to "Match of the Day" and I was telling her that wasn't what I was whistling, it hit me; Of course, the tune of Joxer is the theme tune from MOTD.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    Just saw the end of some show on TG4 (I think it was Wallace and Gromit inventions), and they showed a Playtex Bra.
    Perforated Laytex - Playtex.

    Also, i only realised a couple of days ago that Talking Heads are from New York.
    I always thought they were from the UK.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,239 ✭✭✭Lurching


    I only recently realised the basis of the expression "like a shag on a rock".

    I was bitterly disappointed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,866 ✭✭✭SureYWouldntYa


    Why you can't see clearly through a bathroom window. Thought people were just being awkward


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 490 ✭✭peewee_44


    I have just copped what apple bottom jeans means I kept looking at the bottom of the leg thinking wtf


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Eggs come in boxes of 6 because a hen lays an average of 6 eggs a day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 939 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Eggs come in boxes of 6 because a hen lays an average of 6 eggs a day.

    Hens lay one egg a day..

    The reason eggs come in boxes of six is because hen usually hand around in groups of 6 hens usually :P


  • Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Eggs come in boxes of 6 because a hen lays an average of 6 eggs a day.

    The slag hens do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    Hasmunch wrote: »
    Hens lay one egg a day..

    The reason eggs come in boxes of six is because hen usually hand around in groups of 6 hens usually :P

    You'd think stuff like eggs would be sold in 7s, one for everyday of the week


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Martyn1989 wrote: »
    You'd think stuff like eggs would be sold in 7s, one for everyday of the week

    What about leap years or bank holidays ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    What about leap years or bank holidays ?

    Yes because Bank Holiday are an extra day in the week.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Love2love wrote: »
    Yes because Bank Holiday are an extra day in the week.......

    Don't the hens have a day off or get paid double time ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭yoda2001


    A few years ago I copped that olive oil came from olives..... :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭Il Trap


    seamus wrote: »
    Listening to some Christy Moore today and had two realisations.

    The second is when I was whistling "Joxer goes to Stuttgart", my wife started whistling the tune to "Match of the Day" and I was telling her that wasn't what I was whistling, it hit me; Of course, the tune of Joxer is the theme tune from MOTD.

    That's what I thought too...until I heard:



    Strangely, Christy Moore says he got the tune from MOTD but The Bold O'Donaghue, I'm pretty sure, well pre dates it! So did MOTD rob Tommy Mackem!? I've written about this in the past. Never been able to figure it out!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Funnyonion79


    Men and women take off their shirts completely differently. I mean I kinda noticed it years ago (all them erotic dramas :D) but thought it was just something people in films did, I never really paid attention when any girl I knew did it. Then a couple of years ago I realised that all women do it one way (cross their arms and lift the shirt from the bottom), and all men do it a different way (pull from the back of the collar).

    Ok its not a recent realisation, but I was still a fully fledged adult.

    Never realised that but you're SO right!


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 12,989 Mod ✭✭✭✭miamee


    Men and women take off their shirts completely differently. I mean I kinda noticed it years ago (all them erotic dramas :D) but thought it was just something people in films did, I never really paid attention when any girl I knew did it. Then a couple of years ago I realised that all women do it one way (cross their arms and lift the shirt from the bottom), and all men do it a different way (pull from the back of the collar).

    Ok its not a recent realisation, but I was still a fully fledged adult.
    Never realised that but you're SO right!
    Ah if some women did that, the shirt would get caught under their boobs at the front. Awkward :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,869 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Peter Pan was actually killing them kids, and the Neverland he promised them, where they never grow old, was actually the afterlife. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 959 ✭✭✭guttenberg


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Peter Pan was actually killing them kids, and the Neverland he promised them, where they never grow old, was actually the afterlife. :eek:

    I hate to break it to you but you should re-read some more of those childrens classics, Mary Poppins spoonful of sugar wasn't the sugar you get in Tesco:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Martyn1989 wrote: »
    You'd think stuff like eggs would be sold in 7s, one for everyday of the week

    Or in cartons of 14 for 2 weeks as opposed to the cartons of 12 or 18 we see here mainly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Eggs come in boxes of 6 because a hen lays an average of 6 eggs a day.

    Cartons of 12 eggs are the norm where I live. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Maybe not as obvious as others... The following is a list of famous and/or groundbreaking music videos.

    -A-ha: "Take On Me", "The Sun Always Shines On T.V.", "The Living Daylights"
    -Bryan Adams: "Cuts Like A Knife", "Summer of '69", "Heaven", "Run To You"
    -David Bowie: "As The World Falls Down", "Underground"
    -Def Leppard: "Let's Get Rocked"
    -Dire Straits: "Money For Nothing", "Calling Elvis"
    -The Human League: "Don't You Want Me"
    -Dolly Parton: "Potential New Boyfriend"
    -Eddy Grant: "Electric Avenue"
    -Madonna: "Burning Up"
    -Michael Jackson: "Billie Jean"
    -Paul McCartney: "Pretty Little Head"
    -Sheena Easton: "For Your Eyes Only"
    -Tears For Fears: "Pale Shelter"
    -Toto: "Africa", "Rosanna"
    -ZZ Top: "Rough Boy"

    Two of them were also video for themes from Bond films ("The Living Daylights" and "For Your Eyes Only").

    And all of the above music videos (and many others and several feature films) were all directed by Dublin native Steve Barron. Never knew he was Irish or that he had directed some of the most famous music videos in history!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,744 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Eggs come in boxes of 6 because a hen lays an average of 6 eggs a day.

    What kind of mutant chickens do you have? A chicken would lay an average of 3 eggs in four days. If they were laying 6 a day the'd be dead of exhaustion in a month.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Eggs are traditionally sold in dozens, so 6 is half a dozen and 18 is 1.5 dozen.

    Even numbers can also suit symmetrical containers.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭desbrook


    This thread has made me realise just how stupid some people are - this should have been really obvious :)


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