Epic names

haveabanana · 15-08-2013 07:05PM #1

So I was watching Reeling in the Years the other day, I think it was 1992, but anyway... There was coverage of Ben Dunne's little cocaine and hooker episode in Florida and there was an interview with his lawyer who was called...

BUTCH SLAUGHTER!

I once worked with 2 lads from the UK, one of whose surnames was also Slaughter, and the other one's was Savage. There was also a teacher in my School called Willy Long slightly less epic. but funny nonetheless.

What epic / funny names have ye come across in ye're travels?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 15-08-2013 07:07PM

I was watching the javelin this morning and saw one of the competitors is called Andreas Thorkildsen. The surname alone is fairly class.

dodderangler · 15-08-2013 07:08PM

Went to school with a kid called Mohammad. Thought it was funny then turns out few later realised its most popular name in the world apparently

mutley18 · 15-08-2013 07:10PM

It's all about Englebert Humperdinck for me. What a dude.

BillyMitchel · 15-08-2013 07:10PM

No one actually believes this but I once went to college with a bloke called James Bond.

My son pals with a kid called dooby!!!

Joe prim · 15-08-2013 07:12PM

BillyMitchel wrote: »

No one actually believes this but I once went to college with a bloke called James Bond.

My son pals with a kid called dooby!!!

I remember his brothers !

Amerika · 15-08-2013 07:17PM

"True Love" Her real name and not some baby born to hippies. She’s in her 90’s... if still kicking.

King George VI · 15-08-2013 07:21PM

"Epic"? You must be a crazy lad that does crazy lad things.

Appie · 15-08-2013 07:22PM

"Pocahontas Murphy come here to me when I call you!"

Amerika · 15-08-2013 07:24PM

I once dated a girl in high school with the first name of Gaye. She ended up marrying a classmate who's last name was Barr. Don't know if they're still married.

endacl · 15-08-2013 07:28PM

mutley18 wrote: »

It's all about Englebert Humperdinck for me. What a dude.

Particularly his operatic works.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engelbert_Humperdinck

endacl · 15-08-2013 07:30PM

Indy car driver, Dick Trickle. You'd need to be pretty sure of your own epicness not to change that at the first opportunity!

Frank Black · 15-08-2013 07:32PM

Commander Flex Plexico.

He's a Pentagon spokesman.

Ace Attorney · 15-08-2013 07:32PM

willie stroker

wazky · 15-08-2013 07:34PM

Ulick McGee, used to do a poetry section in the Herald if I remember right.

Frosty McSnowballs · 15-08-2013 07:44PM

Bob is massively underrated

Ilik Urgee · 15-08-2013 07:45PM

wazky wrote: »

Ulick McGee, used to do a poetry section in the Herald if I remember right.

I'm sure that was just a pseudonym,only a handful of us use our real names online.

wazky · 15-08-2013 07:48PM

Ilik Urgee wrote: »

I'm sure that was just a pseudonym,only a handful of us use our real names online.

The Herald as in the paper?

Had a picture of some old dude beside the name, fairly sure it was his actual name.

endacl · 15-08-2013 07:48PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Bob is massively underrated

Not by everybody!

Lux23 · 15-08-2013 07:49PM

I knew of a kid called Devon Creamer.

15-08-2013 07:50PM

I taught primary school kids in China for a while. One of the girls was called Li Li - that's surname Li, first name Li. Thought it sounded like something you'd call a panda!

Frosty McSnowballs · 15-08-2013 07:50PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I taught primary school kids in China for a while. One of the girls was called Li Li - that's surname Li, first name Li. Thought it sounded like something you'd call a panda!

Ling Ling

Timmyctc · 15-08-2013 07:51PM

Totes epic man lolz. Sick!

Ilik Urgee · 15-08-2013 07:51PM

wazky wrote: »

The Herald as in the paper?

Had a picture of some old dude beside the name, fairly sure it was his actual name.

Fucksake:mad:

wazky · 15-08-2013 07:51PM

Played football with a Spanish guy for a while, his name was Abel.

We nicknamed him Senor Ding Dong.

Festy · 15-08-2013 07:52PM

Lando Griffin
Fonzie
MacGyver

Caonima · 15-08-2013 08:03PM

Working in China, too, a lot of students here choose their own English names. I've taught, over the years, kids called 'Phallic', 'Mania', 'Large', 'Thor' and 'Dong'.

Best one, though, was a teenage girl who called herself 'Eunice'. Thing was, she had a bad lisp and always spoke her name as something like 'Eunithh' or 'Unit'. Had to bite my hand to stop myself from laughing every time.

And now I have a baby boy on the way in 2 months and I'm calling him Virgil. How's that for a slice of fried gold.

NuckingFacker · 15-08-2013 08:07PM

BillyMitchel wrote: »

No one actually believes this but I once went to college with a bloke called James Bond.

My son pals with a kid called dooby!!!

I bought a jeep off him, I really did. Sound lad as it happens.

endacl · 15-08-2013 08:08PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Ling Ling

Lang Lang. Renowned concert pianist.

WinnyThePoo · 15-08-2013 08:36PM

Lance Armstrong!

dd972 · 15-08-2013 09:06PM

Nigerian's have a penchant for a flamboyant christian name followed by an unpronounceable surname, knew one called Evidence years back sadly no longer with us, RIP.

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