Best Standing or Sitting?

donutheadhomer · 2013-08-15 14:13:30

Saw this other thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057014452 I stand but I assume most people stand too - Does anyone sit wiping their hole? How? Does one need to put hand between legs to reach back somehow or briefly stand, reach around and continue sitting/wiping

15-08-2013 02:13PM

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Saw this other thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057014452

I stand but I assume most people stand too - Does anyone sit wiping their hole? How? Does one need to put hand between legs to reach back somehow or briefly stand, reach around and continue sitting/wiping

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#2 15-08-2013 02:14PM

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I like to challenge myself, so I handstand and hold the toilet paper with my foot.

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#3 15-08-2013 02:15PM

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wazky wrote: »

I like to challenge myself, so I handstand and hold the toilet paper with my foot.

perhaps u could flush with the other foot

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#4 15-08-2013 02:16PM

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Thats enough internet for today methinks....

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#5 15-08-2013 02:16PM

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This is a crap thread alright.

In response to your question, sitting first then standing after. Standing after wet I the tissue with water for a cleaner feel. Why oh why am I responding to this - I have a feeling I am going to regret it.

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#6 15-08-2013 02:17PM

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If you stand and wipe it just smears between the cheeks.

I prefer to just lean slightly to the left and throw the right hand under and wipe.

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#7 15-08-2013 02:17PM

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Vinz Mesrine wrote: »

If you stand and wipe it just smears between the cheeks.

I prefer to just lean slightly to the left and throw the right hand under and wipe.

the only thing between my cheeks is my mouth

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#8 15-08-2013 02:18PM

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EurasianBadger wrote: »

the only thing between my cheeks is my mouth

Would your breath not smell after doing it that way though?

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#9 15-08-2013 02:20PM

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Just, no.

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