pizza face friend

ive got a mate with a ugly mug full of spots,,
his face looks like a bag of walnuts..

all jokin aside now even the buses refuse to stop for him and the calenders wont him give a date,

give freddy kruuger nightmares kind of a gargoyle head on him

bad craic i know its not on,,,
my question is,,is there any sort of miracle cream or treatment he can do make him look a little less monstrous??

or is he fcuked for life??

peace