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The special SARKY IS SO HAWTH non-counting thread

  • 26-07-2013 08:55PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    -.787564


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Sarky is so hoth that when he touches me with his big ol' man hand, I faint.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I faint whenever I see men with beards since they remind me of Sarky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I has a beard, but it lacks the magic of a Sarky beard. Mine is more a chinsplosion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sarky is so hoth that when he touches me with his big ol' man hand, I faint.

    I actually smell quite nice on the outside AND inside, it must be said.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    This much I know for sure: I miss your musk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It's Sex Pather isn't it?
    Isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Close, but Sarky's tastes verge on the not-of-this-dimension.

    If I recall correctly, his preferred apres rasage was: Sex Shambler


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    You're a Shambler.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I used to be a shambler, till I took a rocket-jump to the knee


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