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Which celebrity's azz could you just about kick

  • 05-05-2013 11:29PM
    #1
    JD DABA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 294 ✭✭


    Use a celebrity to compare your fighting ability.

    I could probably KO David Spade or Rob Schneider.
    Chris Rock would be my limit .... 60/40 odds against me winning.

    Gervais - yes.

    Graham Norton - tough call.


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  • #2
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    All of them


  • #3
    Nabber
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Nabber


    I reckon i could take I could take on both Olsen twins.


  • #4
    The Barefoot Pizza Thief
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭The Barefoot Pizza Thief


    I could kick J-lo's ass.

    Could hardly miss in fairness.


  • #5
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I reckon I could probably hospitalize twink with one punch.


    I'd hit tubridy twice just to be sure he didn't get up again and i`d make mincemeat out of Victoria Beckham with a single kick to the mid rift.


  • #6
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    JD DABA wrote: »
    Use a celebrity to compare your fighting ability.

    I could probably KO David Spade or Rob Schneider.
    Chris Rock would be my limit .... 60/40 odds against me winning.

    Gervais - yes.

    Graham Norton - tough call.

    Gervais may be a smug, condescending, self absorbed, arrogant, annoying, unfunny, pompous, fat **** of a ****y man but he's a black belt in karate.

    Vern Troyer would be about what I could handle just to stay on topic.


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  • #7
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I'd love to give that talentless prick Jimmy Carr a good kicking.


  • #8
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I reckon I could probably hospitalize twink with one punch.


    I'd hit tubridy twice just to be sure he didn't get up again and i`d make mincemeat out of Victoria Beckham with a single kick to the mid rift.

    If you're male then you posting about hitting an old woman and a diseased stick lady is a bit messed up don't ya think?


  • #9
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    I've been told I look like Jason Biggs too many times now, so I'd like to fight him. We're of a size, although I'd say I'm taller and have the reach on him. Put his stupid ugly face in it's place once and for all.....


  • #10
    wallyMe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 71 ✭✭wallyMe


    I reckon I could take Mr Bean.


  • #11
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Fromthetrees wrote: »
    If you're male then you posting about hitting an old woman and a diseased stick lady is a bit messed up don't ya think?

    Ah shut up, its AH and not real.


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  • #12
    Skid X
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    What's an Azz?

    Can I kick it?


  • #13
    JD DABA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 294 ✭✭JD DABA


    Fromthetrees wrote: »
    Gervais may be a smug, condescending, self absorbed, arrogant, annoying, unfunny, pompous, fat **** of a ****y man but he's a black belt in karate.

    Vern Troyer would be about what I could handle just to stay on topic.

    Ive seen his charity boxing match ... windbag.
    His black belt is somewhere under his belly.

    I wouldn't go up against Dara O'Brien...he's about 6'4.


  • #14
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    I reckon that Gay Byrne would have no chance against me. No hitting in the face though. Or biting. I've heard he has an awful bite.


  • #15
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I'd love to give that talentless prick Jimmy Carr a good kicking.

    :eek: Not the chatty man..

    EDIT: Phew, Im thinking of someone else..


  • #16
    MadMardegan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 461 ✭✭MadMardegan


    I reckon I could give Bruce Forsyth a run for his money


  • #17
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    I could manage a wrestle with Scarlett Johanssen.


  • #18
    Tom_Cruise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Tom_Cruise


    I honestly think i could take Victoria Beckham if i needed to.


  • #19
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Em Tom Cruise..



    EDIT: awkward...


  • #20
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    Warwick Davies.


  • #21
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Stephen Hawking


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  • #22
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    The Rock, by giving him the stunner.

    STUNNNERRR!!!


  • #23
    Cody Pomeray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    Norris Cole.


  • #24
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Reckon I could give Katie Price a few swift smacks to the chops.


  • #25
    Dr Turk Turkelton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,123 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    Cody Pomeray wrote: »
    Norris Cole.

    Is he the old busybody from Corrie?
    Id say you could probably take him...


  • #26
    Nodster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 956 ✭✭✭Nodster


    anyone mention.....ant n' dec?


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nabber wrote: »
    I reckon i could take I could take on both Olsen twins.

    I'd go along with that myself but to be honest there is two of 'em so I think I'd need to insist on a vat of baby oil. You know, just to be fair and to equal the odds a little bit.


  • #28
    belcampprisoner
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 698 ✭✭✭belcampprisoner


    Mrs brown


  • #29
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Most of the cast of hollyoaks.

    Definitely Katherine Thomas.


  • #30
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,019 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    I reckon I would be able for Decco from Fair City.

    Hopefully some of the bigger Boards.IE lads would take on Phil Hogan.


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  • #31
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    I'd give Anderson Silva a good go.


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