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What to do with a dead dog?!

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  • #32
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    http://www.pawprintscremationireland.ie

    this is where i brought my dog

    guy who runs it is really sound and its cheaper
    i didnt like the other services once id researched it


  • #33
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    Flush him down the jacks ..


  • #34
    blankAs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 147 ✭✭blankAs


    the dog was about 15 years old and kinda in bits and just died, nothing more to it. but now its just a body that needs to go away somewhere and theres no where for it to go and really who has 150 just like that to dispose of a dog?!


  • #35
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Cut it in half, submerge it in a glasstank full of formaldehyde, sell it to some dopey modern art tw@t for a cool million and bingo, you are Irelands Damien Hirst.


  • #36
    Blondie919
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,431 ✭✭✭Blondie919


    Whatever you decide to do don't get a replacement dog for your friend. I mean, what's she gonna do with two dead dogs??


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
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    blankAs wrote: »
    the dog was about 15 years old and kinda in bits and just died, nothing more to it. but now its just a body that needs to go away somewhere and theres no where for it to go and really who has 150 just like that to dispose of a dog?!

    Well personally, I would find the money (whatever the price) if I had too. 15 years is a very long time to have a dog. I have had my 2 labs for 5 yrs now. I dint get them by choice, one was because my daughter begged and begged and the other was found and arrived at my house. I am so attached to them now, love them to bits.

    I can't understand why you would say "ach, it's only a body" after 15 years. But that's just me.


  • #38
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Me no like this thread.

    RIP poor wee doggy :(


  • #39
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    Well personally, I would find the money (whatever the price) if I had too. 15 years is a very long time to have a dog. I have had my 2 labs for 5 yrs now. I dint get them by choice, one was because my daughter begged and begged and the other was found and arrived at my house. I am so attached to them now, love them to bits.

    I can't understand why you would say "ach, it's only a body" after 15 years. But that's just me.

    Wheelie bin it, not the recycle bin, can't recycle dead dogs.

    There's no room in my safe for it, been adding to my curry jar collection lately.


  • #40
    keelanj69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    In some cultures you'd have the makings of a great bbq, OP. Invite the friends around. Eat the dog and he's always a part of you.

    Source: Traveller culture.


  • #41
    WumBuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    Get a black bag and put him in the bin. Leave the bin out the front and bobs your uncle, the garbage disposal truck takes him away being none the wiser ;)


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  • #42
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Tie it to the back of a truck parked at traffic lights. There will be two outcomes, dog gets dragged/ground away on the tarmac=problem solved. OR, rope breaks some long way off from you=problem solved. Digging holes is effort. No-one has time for that. Think of it as sending Fido off one one last adventure.


  • #43
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Incinerate him / her... Keep ashes on mantle :)


  • #44
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Dig hole. Pour bag of coal in hole. Put dog on coal and sprinkle with petrol. Light match, go for a pint and return when sober.


    *Also works for people who piss you off.




    ** If dog is small, dig half a hole.


  • #45
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,144 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Well ... whatever you do, do it quickly. You really don't want that smell around the joint. :eek:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #46
    blankAs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 147 ✭✭blankAs


    yes that is something we are discussing, how long is there before decomposition or such like? its out the back in the shed but like is it hours, days? honestly the 150 for a disposal is just not available for this, there are one or two more important things than a dead dog!


  • #47
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    blankAs wrote: »
    yes that is something we are discussing, how long is there before decomposition or such like? its out the back in the shed but like is it hours, days? honestly the 150 for a disposal is just not available for this, there are one or two more important things than a dead dog!

    It will start to smell faster than meat left out of the fridge.

    Put him in a bin bag and put him in the wheelie bin, if you can't afford to send him to an animal disposal company (never mind this overpriced cremation nonsense) or have no suitable burial location. He's a health hazard to have hanging around.


  • #48
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    This requires a bit of fortune and possibly some bit of money.

    Put the dog inside a great big suitcase. Disguise the smell as much as possible. Take it on one of the more unscrupulous public transport routes in your locality. Visibly struggle to carry the suitcase. Wait for someone to offer you help. Make sure you audibly complain about your brothers' drums being sooo heavy - very expensive too when you drop them! Keep struggling with the case. Feign exhaustion every now and again.
    With any luck the case will be stolen from you and not only will have you dealt with your dog problem you'll also mess with mind of some scumbag who'd never expect to be stealing a dead dog.


  • #49
    PandyAndy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭PandyAndy


    When our dog of 14 years died we buried her in the garden facing Mecca. She would have appreciated that. So maybe you should do the same?


  • #50
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    Jernal wrote: »
    This requires a bit of fortune and possibly some bit of money.

    Put the dog inside a great big suitcase. Disguise the smell as much as possible. Take it on one of the more unscrupulous public transport routes in your locality. Visibly struggle to carry the suitcase. Wait for someone to offer you help. Make sure you audibly complain about your brothers' drums being sooo heavy - very expensive too when you drop them! Keep struggling with the case. Feign exhaustion every now and again.
    With any luck the case will be stolen from you and not only will have you dealt with your dog problem you'll also mess with mind of some scumbag who'd never expect to be stealing a dead dog.

    When I read the first line of this I thought you were going to suggest to leave the suitcase on the bus :eek:


  • #51
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭policarp


    Stop the cars running over it.


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  • #52
    WayneMolloy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 713 ✭✭✭WayneMolloy


    blankAs wrote: »
    the dog was about 15 years old and kinda in bits and just died, nothing more to it. but now its just a body that needs to go away somewhere and theres no where for it to go and really who has 150 just like that to dispose of a dog?!

    He was a families pet for fifteen years ffs. Dogs are the most loyal and loving creatures on this planet - just pay the 150 euro and get him cremated. The poor pooch deserves that much at least.

    Talk of putting the body in a bleedin' wheelie bin? Jesus.


  • #53
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    blankAs wrote: »
    Ok so just got news that a friends dog is dead but there is the little problem now of what to do with the body as she has no garden, just a patch of concrete out the front. where can the body go? any help advice much appreciated!

    Wait till the next election and vote them in again like 2011.


  • #54
    Chao
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭Chao


    Have you got a beard?? If so put some aviators on, throw on a tracksuit, slap a leash around his neck and go on a jog around the block while dragging him behind you.


  • #55
    Tulipout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 134 ✭✭Tulipout


    Dead dogs make me sad!


  • #56
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    PandyAndy wrote: »
    When our dog of 14 years died we buried her in the garden facing Mecca. She would have appreciated that. So maybe you should do the same?

    About 20 years ago, we buried our old dog in the back field facing Swinford. He would have appreciated that. Don't quite remember which part of the field though. :confused:


  • #57
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Robotic exoskeleton?


  • #58
    lb1981
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭lb1981


    Wheelie bin


  • #59
    kfk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭kfk


    Give the dog to tescos!


  • #60
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    blankAs wrote: »
    yes that is something we are discussing, how long is there before decomposition or such like? its out the back in the shed but like is it hours, days? honestly the 150 for a disposal is just not available for this, there are one or two more important things than a dead dog!

    Send the dog to Larry Goodman, god knows it will be appreciated now they can't use horse anymore,

    If Larry sends it back just Double bag it and into the wheelie bin with it, A dog is just something to be disposed of once it is dead. it is no longer the animal you once loved but hopefully the good memories will remain for many years.

    All that €150+ cremation is just celtic tiger waste adn excess for the sake of it and nobody except the corrupt can afford that these days


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  • #61
    belcampprisoner
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 698 ✭✭✭belcampprisoner


    local park


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