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computer acronyms

  • 07-04-2003 09:22PM
    #1
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭


    PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

    BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

    ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

    APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

    WWW - World Wide Wait

    SCSI - System Can't See It

    DOS - Defunct Operating System

    IBM - I Blame Microsoft

    DEC - Do Expect Cuts

    CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

    OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too

    MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating
    System Hangs

    PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect
    Understanding of Mathematics

    COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

    AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

    LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

    MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

    WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

    GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out

    MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
    Fools Teenagers


Comments

  • #2
    suppafly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭suppafly


    thats great!:D more of this plz!:D


  • #3
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Originally posted by spandauballet

    PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect
    Understanding of Mathematics


    i love it!!!


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