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World's Worst Chat-Up Lines

TheBegotten · 2013-02-17 23:45:41

Let's compile a list of the cheesiest, dirtiest, rudest OTT chat-up lines (or stories) you've ever heard; thought of; or (god forbid) used. No restrictions - whether they were successful or not is irrelevant. Try and give us some sort of back story with them. Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all…

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#32 19-04-2013 01:05AM

3rdDegree

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Do you take VISA?

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#33 19-04-2013 01:06AM

RaininFrogs

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My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it ?

Or

Do you work for Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

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#34 20-04-2013 01:26PM

MauraTheThird

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Wanna play house?

You can be the door and I'll bang you all night.

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#35 20-04-2013 01:30PM

MauraTheThird

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Da back o yo head is ridickulous.

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