Facts that sound like they could be true but aren't

King George VI · 07-04-2013 01:05PM #1

20% of the population of Earth are bus drivers.

Madonna's maiden name is Butch.

When bitten by the Huja Snake, native to Egypt, the victim feels a euphoric sensation throughout their body. The effects are said to rival that of heroin.

Kevin Costner taught Eddie Van Halen how to play the guitar.

Garden peas have more calories than a double cheeseburger.

The letter "J" didn't exist in the year 1788 until 1791. Scholars found it useless and omitted it from the alphabet. Only when the public staged a mass protest the letter was re-introduced.

Italians are the most intelligent race.

Clouds aren't actually white. They're classified by Met Eireann as "a really really bright shade of grey"

Princess Peach · 07-04-2013 03:26PM

If you cut the legs off a sheep he floats away and becomes a cloud.

Star Lord · 08-04-2013 10:41AM

If you build it, they will come.

Maeve80 · 09-04-2013 05:32AM

A pig orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.. Oink Oink!.

King George VI · 10-04-2013 10:53PM

Every tube of Colgate ever made was made in Leitrem.

Princess Peach · 11-04-2013 01:07PM

St Jimmy was canonized after he freed the slaves of Connacht.

faceman · 11-04-2013 01:18PM

Only 34% of the population can see the colour purple. To everyone else it looks like the colour violet.

Boggot Globule · 12-04-2013 02:03PM

Margaret Thatcher was the best British prime minister ever.

King George VI · 12-04-2013 03:44PM

A man once tried to bowl a perfect game in 30 seconds. After 15 seconds he had 328 points.

Sarky · 12-04-2013 03:59PM

The gherkins in McDonald's burgers are actually treated with several opiate-like substances which does nothing for the taste but acts as a powerful preservative.