Remember

RichieO · 14-03-2013 05:04PM #1

Bill had retired to a town in Kent and went looking for a golf club to
join, he found one, and went into the "19th hole" to find out about joining,
the barman gave him a document with all the details, as he sat there having a pint
and reading about membership, it said there was a two tier membership available,
Town for £50 (weekday evenings only) and country for £200 (7 day anytime)
A portly gentleman came over, (you know the type handlebar moustache, monocle,
and silver handle cane) and said " I seem to know you, were you in the
army, Bill said he was, the guy said, "I think I was your commanding officer,
Colonel Horace Ponsonby-Smyth," and spotting the document, he added

"I'm a country member"

Bill looked up and said,

"I remember"

gubby · 17-03-2013 10:36AM

I dont get it!!

im invisible · 17-03-2013 10:40AM

:pac:

RichieO · 17-03-2013 11:46AM

gubby wrote: »

I dont get it!!

Keep saying this line to yourself, at different speeds...

I'm a country member

until the penny drops....

RichieO · 17-03-2013 11:57AM

One of the top directors of Cunard Line shipping was driving along in
his new Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé, when he decides
to have a coffee, so he parked outside a bistro, as he entered he sees
a guy he recognises from collage, so they sit there drinking and catching up,
when the the guy says, "you are doing very well, driving around in a new roller,"
the director replies, "I work for Cunard"

the guy says,

"well I work f***ing hard too,

but I can't afford a f***ing Roller".....

malibu4u · 20-04-2013 12:13PM

RichieO wrote: »

One of the top directors of Cunard Line shipping was driving along in
his new Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé, when he decides
to have a coffee, so he parked outside a bistro, as he entered he sees
a guy he recognises from collage, so they sit there drinking and catching up,
when the the guy says, "you are doing very well, driving around in a new roller,"
the director replies, "I work for Cunard"

the guy says,

"well I work f***ing hard too,

but I can't afford a f***ing Roller".....

thats an old one but still good

saintsaltynuts · 20-04-2013 12:40PM

hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!

RichieO · 20-04-2013 05:24PM

malibu4u wrote: »

thats an old one but still good

That's why I called it "Remember"

dodzy · 21-04-2013 07:43AM

RichieO wrote: »

That's why I called it "Remember"

Never heard it, but class!

RichieO · 08-11-2013 09:02PM

My friends say say I procrastinate too much, I really don't know what to answer, I'll have have to think about it for a few days......

RichieO · 11-11-2013 08:13PM

I don't have an iphone, ipod or ipad, I do have an ip address and ifart....

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