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Manliness, Sometime BC - 2013, RIP

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  • #32
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    Well let me put this to you. What is manlier than a group of big strong men. In other men's company, Manning it up man style? If that's gay then heck. Maybe I'm gay too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icIwKaci3MI


  • #33
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    #SkinnyJeans4Lyf


  • #34
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    #SkinnyJeans4Lyf

    Banned

    Slim fit only :p


  • #35
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Banned

    Slim fit only :p

    Slim fit are great. They accentuate the manliness. Skinny jeans cut off circulation to the junk and then eventually it shrivels up and falls off.


  • #36
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    #SkinnyJeans4Lyf
    Do you wear those shirts with the tiny collars buttoned all the way to the top?

    I really hate those!


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  • #37
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Yes, because it's never been fashionable for men to dress flamboyantly and meticulously groom themselves.

    It's funny that the word "gallant" which is used in a modern context to refer to someone who is the epitome of manliness, but originally described men who had more in common with One Direction rather than Bruce Willis.


  • #38
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »
    Do you wear those shirts with the tiny collars buttoned all the way to the top?

    I really hate those!

    No, have you seen the deep scoop neck ones that some lads wear?

    You'd nearly want to tell them to put them away. It's too much cleavage!

    Go onto the topman site and look at all the shíte on it. I find it hilarious that some people think some of that stuff looks good


  • #39
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Go onto the topman site

    God no. I'm not 15, so I don't shop in Topman. Or Jack and Jones for that matter.


  • #40
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    smash wrote: »
    God no. I'm not 15, so I don't shop in Topman. Or Jack and Jones for that matter.

    I go to Jack and Jones. But only to look at the fine women who work there. I like my women objectified and attempting to sell me metrosexual clothes. - Manliness


  • #41
    The Barefoot Pizza Thief
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭The Barefoot Pizza Thief


    Hey! Sure Tesla had long hair and wore skinny jeans!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gklM1AiZX0s


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  • #42
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,923 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    seamus wrote: »
    Yes, because it's never been fashionable for men to dress flamboyantly and meticulously groom themselves.

    It's funny that the word "gallant" which is used in a modern context to refer to someone who is the epitome of manliness, but originally described men who had more in common with One Direction rather than Bruce Willis.

    These modern guys with their skinny jeans and cleavage showing tops make classic dandies look like manly men :pac:


  • #43
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Drink of choice: WD40


  • #44
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    castletownman wrote: »
    Drink of choice: WD40
    Can I interest you in some sex panther cologne?


  • #45
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    smash wrote: »
    Can I interest you in some sex panther cologne?

    Yes Please


  • #46
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    smash wrote: »
    Can I interest you in some sex panther cologne?


    No I prefer the sweet must of Blackbeard's Delight


  • #47
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    Ever see those guys with skinny or slim jeans and how fúcking skinny their legs are? Its like, a childs legs. Its pretty disgusting seeing those little twigs or just even imagining how they can comfortably fit their balls in there.


  • #48
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,923 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    seven_eleven wrote: »
    Ever see those guys with skinny or slim jeans and how fúcking skinny their legs are? Its like, a childs legs. Its pretty disgusting seeing those little twigs or just even imagining how they can comfortably fit their balls in there.

    The issue may sort itself out in a couple of generations.

    http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/247826.php


  • #49
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    seven_eleven wrote: »
    Ever see those guys with skinny or slim jeans and how fúcking skinny their legs are? Its like, a childs legs. Its pretty disgusting seeing those little twigs or just even imagining how they can comfortably fit their balls in there.

    Slim jeans don't do that. They're just straight down with no extra material that bootcut jeans have.

    Skinny and "spray on skinny" (fuk me if that's the new thing) makes you look like that.


  • #50
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Men's skinny jeans are loose around the crotch. Punks were wearing skinny jeans 35 years ago. I remember reading an interview with someone from one of the '77 punk bands going on about peoples attitudes to them wearing ear rings and skinny jeans. It was along the lines of " *dumb bloke voice* is it a fella or a girl? I can't tell these days haw haw haw". Nice to see the spirit of that dumb bloke lives on.


  • #51
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Slim jeans don't do that. They're just straight down with no extra material that bootcut jeans have.

    Skinny and "spray on skinny" (fuk me if that's the new thing) makes you look like that.

    flare>bootcut>straight>slim>skinny

    I think stretch skinny is even tighter than skinny but I'm not sure.


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  • #52
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Cereal Number wrote: »
    I'm amazed how manliness has disintegrated over the past few decades.

    Since when has the likes of Timothy Dalton etc. become less attractive than the pre-pubescent pube-less One Erection?


    Now im not blaming women but...... :D

    I'm glad Nikola Tesla is dead and doesn't have to witness the ******ry of 20 something males fannying around in A+F gear.


    RIP Manliness
    Sounds to me like the wanted may be more up your alley


  • #53
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I hate jeans these days. Nightmare getting a pair that fits right on calves and thighs


  • #54
    Chips Lovell
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    I used to be ”with it” then they changed what “it” was now what I'm “with” isn't “it” and what's “it” seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you


  • #55
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »
    God no. I'm not 15, so I don't shop in Topman. Or Jack and Jones for that matter.

    I've yet to see a 15 year old in topman. It's all young guys 17-23/24 that shop there.


  • #56
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Fer manly men, some of yez spend a suspicous amount of time talking about clothes.........


  • #57
    seenitall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭seenitall


    seven_eleven wrote: »
    Ever see those guys with skinny or slim jeans and how fúcking skinny their legs are? Its like, a childs legs. Its pretty disgusting seeing those little twigs or just even imagining how they can comfortably fit their balls in there.

    Couldn't agree more.

    This is a man to my liking:

    http://gawker.com/5941893/jon-hamms-penis-takes-its-owner-out-for-a-walk

    :D


  • #58
    The Barefoot Pizza Thief
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭The Barefoot Pizza Thief


    Nodin wrote: »
    Fer manly men, some of yez spend a suspicous amount of time talking about clothes.........

    Sexist.


  • #59
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    As much as I abhor the look, it's not without it's benefits.
    Stockholmers are a pretty fashion concious crowd,and in this once viking settlement men can be seen walking around in red skinny jeans,low-cut breton shirt,scarf and them glasses with no glass in them(?).
    Yet many of the delectible Swedish women still prefer something that resembles masculinity and therefore hook up with your average looking Irish construction worker.


  • #60
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Ah all these Manly men on here, using their Gillette "Oh so sensitive" Multi Turbo Vibra-Glide pieces of plastic.

    For them, just to point out this is a razor. :D


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  • #61
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    crockholm wrote: »
    Yet many of the delectible Swedish women still prefer something that resembles masculinity and therefore hook up with your average looking Irish construction worker.

    I think I saw that movie.


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