Fancy Dress !! (this is brilliant)

Best joke ive been sent in years !!!



This guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come dressed as different emotions e.g.. anger, fear etc. On the
night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy,"Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink".

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens
the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a
feather boa wrapped round her most intimate parts.
He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
And she replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host says, "I love it,
come on in and join the party"

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time,
and the host opens the door to see two blokes from Jamaica,
stark naked, one with his peni-s stuck in a bowl of custard, and the other with his peni-s stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says, "What the he-ll are you
doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out here in the street.
What emotion is this supposed to be?"
The first guy replies, "Well, I'm fu**ing discustad, and my friend here has come in dispair."