Things People Say That Annoy You

The_Gatsby · 15-01-2013 05:42PM #1

As it says in the title.

My personal favourites are when people say "drownded" and "hostipal"

I also hate it when people say "It's always in the last place you look". Well obviously...

Any more?

Drakares · 15-01-2013 05:46PM

YOLO

castletownman · 15-01-2013 05:48PM

"Going forward". The slogan of every politician/businessman in the country

Sunny.Days · 15-01-2013 05:50PM

FML, LOL, totes, amaze balls..I wish these words could play in traffic!!

Sunny.Days · 15-01-2013 05:51PM

I also hate 'mucus' and 'moist'...horrible!!

kneemos · 15-01-2013 05:51PM

You'll need a rectal exam.

Chun Li · 15-01-2013 05:52PM

Smile

It might never happen

Sleepy · 15-01-2013 05:52PM

hun

Some women seem to add it to the end of every fucking sentence. Though it does help identify the morons very quickly so it's not all bad.

gg2 · 15-01-2013 05:52PM

I have a friend who says "HURRAY!!" in pretty much every text and throughout her conversations. You are not a children's television character!

Chuck Stone · 15-01-2013 05:57PM

Thinking outside the rubicon.

maximoose · 15-01-2013 05:59PM

Going forward/revert back/touch base/various business buzzword sh*te.

When talking about football players, apparently using "he" isn't acceptable anymore. It has to be "The boy" or "The lad". People have been listening to Fergie and Andy Gray for too long.

Kerplunk124 · 15-01-2013 05:59PM

''I could care less''
ITS COULDN'T!!!!!

Culleeo · 15-01-2013 05:59PM

"There is nothing out there" (in relation to jobs)

There is jobs out there you lazy bastard, they may not be in your field but there is jobs if you want to work.

blindside88 · 15-01-2013 06:02PM

Culleeo wrote: »

"There is nothing out there" (in relation to jobs)

There is jobs out there you lazy bastard, they may not be in your field but there is jobs if you want to work.

People who use "is" instead of "are"

Sorry I couldn't resist

People that say "Childer" instead of "children"

judgefudge · 15-01-2013 06:03PM

"Cheer up". Fck off.

The_Gatsby · 15-01-2013 06:06PM

People that say "we" when referring to a sports team they support.

"We played very well today" Do you ****ing play for Man Utd? Didn't think so...

maximoose · 15-01-2013 06:06PM

"Oh my god thats so funny I just spat my coffee all over my screen!"

No you didn't, you idiot.

number10a · 15-01-2013 06:08PM

"As the fella says"

Who the fùck is this fella because I want to give him a punch in the face for all the shìte he's been spouting over the years????

ChippingSodbury · 15-01-2013 06:09PM

Two planes had a "near miss". If they nearly missed, well then they actually hit...

chimley
could you be more "pacific"?

bootybouncer · 15-01-2013 06:12PM

yummies.................. wine time.................... man flu....................... detox

Get the boat you fooking arseholes

ITS_A_BADGER · 15-01-2013 06:15PM

SWAG

europa11 · 15-01-2013 06:16PM

"absolutely"

"basically...."

"I, personally,..." (well off course you do moron!)

"I'm entitled to....."

"At the end of the day"

ditto to "going forward" which mercifully - or at least since the demise of Biffo and the Celtic Tiger seems to have vanished into the ether.