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Pompey Magnus · 2003-02-26 20:58:38

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar- Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she…

26-02-2003 08:58PM

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar-
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies "Well wash your ****ing hands, I want a cheese sandwich

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#2 26-02-2003 09:56PM

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lol! that was.. unexpected

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#3 27-02-2003 10:48AM

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lmao!

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#4 28-02-2003 11:15AM

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good one

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#5 28-02-2003 12:38PM

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i did not see that one comming......

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#6 28-02-2003 04:46PM

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old but a guddin

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#7 28-02-2003 04:56PM

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LMAO

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#8 28-02-2003 04:59PM

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roffle, nice twist

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#9 28-02-2003 06:35PM

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lol

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#10 28-02-2003 07:06PM

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good one

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#11 26-03-2003 02:40PM

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aw excillent

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#12 26-03-2003 10:37PM

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good twist to the joke.

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#13 27-03-2003 09:48AM

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very good...i thought he wanted a hand-job wonder were i got that idea!!!

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