Guinness n' Rollies 2: Off Topic Chat Thread

grames_bond wrote: »

I calmed down a bit after my coffee - then this happened:

[warning mini rant imminent]

I went to get the Friday cakes - got the credit card, went out into the cold and walked up, and came back with the following:

• 7 scones
• 7 croissants
• 3 danish's
• 1 BIG Belgian chocolate & biscuit cake
• 1 small malteaser cheesecake
• 1 small chocolate eclair
• 2 small chocolate cake thingies
• 1 small cheesecake
• 1 big round multigrain bit of bread

sorted it all out - got a fresh pot of Jam and one of cream to go with them all, packed it all up and back to the office I went! Now I would like to make the point again that i eat NONE of these, as I am trying to lose weight - so this didn't benefit me at all!

Get back to the office, bring all the things into the kitchen, get the plates et al ready for when the hoard of people rush in.....Then a CERTAIN SOMEONE (who I believe I may have mentioned once or twice previously.....says: "you know there aren't as many peoiple in today lads don't you.....what did you just get the same amount as usual - guh *insert smarmy smug git smile here*"

No "thanks lads", no "cheers" no "looks good" just made his c*ntish comment and then took his share of everything and f*cked off!!

I don't care how much money you make, you can't buy class, but ffs manners are free! This jumped up little pr!ck deserved a f*cking punch - and one day I fear I actually may go through with it!! C*NT!! :mad::mad::mad:


[.....and breathe!!]

When we eventually meet....I'm going to present you with a stress ball I know the feeling though

That person seems to be a bit blunt and to the point, lacking the diplomacy to word their point in a more friendly way I'd imagine - going by what you've mentioned on here. I know, and have worked with a good few people like that - there's nothing you can do to correct it really because they'll inevitably try to have the last word I'd imagine.

My response to his little quip would have involved supply/demand/statistical analysis and a sarcastic offer to drop over said analysis to his desk when he's finished eating his share of the spoils*


*I probably wouldn't respond like this, I'm a right mouse

You've reminded me of my own little rant from last night though GB!

We parked just inside a yellow box of a garage next to the air pump - there was a car to the right of us directly in the way of it also, which doesn't excuse it but there is literally nowhere else to park. Ran in and got food - 10mins we were there I'd say. Come back to a guy pulling into the now empty spot next to our car. Guy was in a bad mood and told us we shouldn't be parked there, which is a fair call - we said sorry and got into the car, guy then gives us evils and my buddy (who's learning to drive) starts the car in gear, causing a bit of a lurch. This guy, whilst hurriedly pumping his tyres, stops and claps at this.

My buddy just reversed and we left but was tempted to get out of the car and question this obnoxious príck as per what was so clap worthy - my friend has L plates up, meaning he's learning to drive, what on earth made him think that clapping at him making a common enough mistake is a cool thing to do. Is your day going so badly that you feel it's fine to act like a complete ass to two people who've already acknowledged they were in the wrong and apologized for it :rolleyes:

Was fairly annoyed at not calling him on it...until I stuffed my face with some sweet, sweet KCs munch

Anyway....that's my rant

grames_bond wrote: »

Thanks for the kind words guys, and sorry that I rant about Captain C*nt a fair amount on here - but I fear if i don't I may end up throwing him out the window! So thanks for that! Yizzer all just lovely!!

D'Agger - soinds like you ran into the most obnoxious of pr!cks - you should have ran him over........

too harsh?! :pac:

You're grand out kiiiid - good to vent and get others opinions on it

Bit OTT on the knocking him down thing....I'm leaving karma deal with that guy!

miamee wrote: »

Better out than in as they say :pac:

(I think that may be in reference to something else, lol)

Better up than down :P

grames_bond wrote: »

Not what I meant!
:eek:

The Black Oil wrote: »

Any weekend plans, folks?

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