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Which would you rather?

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  • 04-01-2013 9:02pm
    #1
    Israel_Dagg
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 454 ✭✭


    To go head first into a rock crusher, or feet first?

    I am undecided. The thought of my head getting squashed is bad enough. But on the other hand you have to get your whole body crushed the other way meaning you'd experience more pain probably and you have to see your feet and ankles getting snapped.


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    biko
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    Is neither an option?


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    MagicMarker
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    Depends, what colour is the rock crusher?


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    #4
    hyperborean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 655 ✭✭✭hyperborean


    would you ever just fuck right off,


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    #5
    [Deleted User]
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    I'd prefer to keep out of said rock crusher


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    #6
    Israel_Dagg
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 454 ✭✭Israel_Dagg


    I'm afraid you're going in the crusher. No James Bond escape.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Israel_Dagg wrote: »
    I'm afraid you're going in the crusher. No James Bond escape.
    But I don't wanna


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    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,522 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Head.


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    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    I'd go in cock first because getting my knob crushed by a giant machine is too damn kinky to turn down.


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    Wacker The Attacker
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    Feet first.

    My whopping lad would help me escape as a mere double amputee as opposed to a decapitated corpse


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    Sauve
    Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Israel_Dagg wrote: »
    To go head first into a rock crusher, or feet first?

    I am undecided. The thought of my head getting squashed is bad enough. But on the other hand you have to get your whole body crushed the other way meaning you'd experience more pain probably and you have to see your feet and ankles getting snapped.

    Whats a rock-crusher? Something to do with drugs?


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    Micky Dolenz
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    Rocks first.


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    humanji
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    Assuming it hasn't been turned on, I'd go feet first as it'd be easier to climb out.


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    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    feet first

    well. if im gonna die either way, may as well experience it all


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    Israel_Dagg
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 454 ✭✭Israel_Dagg


    Sauve wrote: »
    Whats a rock-crusher? Something to do with drugs?

    NO. It's a thing for crushing rocks. ;)


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    Defiler Of The Coffin
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    Is this hypothetical?


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    Mech1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,089 ✭✭✭Mech1


    you have seen the adverts?
    http://www.dublinsamaritans.ie/


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    keith16
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    im invisible wrote: »
    feet first

    well. if im gonna die either way, may as well experience it all

    That's what I think whenever I fly. If my plane is going to crash, fuck the brace position! I want to see a plane exploding!!


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    nocoverart
    Registered Users Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    hyperborean wrote: »
    would you ever just fuck right off,

    Jaysus, there's more yellow cards been handed out here than a Saturday afternoon with Howard Webb


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    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    I would try to befriend mr rock crusher and if we coudnt figure out our differences i would look for an off button


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    galwayrush
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    What aggregate crushing capacity are we talking about.?


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    #22
    Israel_Dagg
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 454 ✭✭Israel_Dagg


    galwayrush wrote: »
    What aggregate crushing capacity are we talking about.?

    tree fiddy


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    galwayrush
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    Serously, i'd like to drop those rapist scum in India into a rock crusher, feet first, and lower them by one inch per hour.


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    Pottler
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    Rock crushers are for cissies. Youtubeify an SSI shredder. Now that's one yoke you don't want to get dropped into. Someone who didn't grow up playing with sticks might be good enough to stick up a video....anyway, feet first, at least that way I can see it doing what it was designed for. I'd hate to miss it crushing me rocks.


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    #25
    3ndahalfof6
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    The misses first sounds better to me.


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    #26
    Wacker The Attacker
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    Israel_Dagg wrote: »
    tree fiddy

    foe fiddy aggregate crushing capacity yo


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    #27
    StinkyMunkey
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    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    The misses first sounds better to me.

    Im with you on this one :D.


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    rebel girl 15
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    anyway you want once the thing is off!


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    #29
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    rebel girl 15 wrote: »
    anyway you want once the thing is off!

    I am afraid to reply to this, even though I did, hides behind the curtains.


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    #30
    Scanlas The 2nd
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    Jigsaw junior on boards.


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    #31
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    Jigsaw junior on boards.
    Damn, I thought it was a hypothetical question. Now I realise it was a Hobsons choice. I'm going off to Motors, no-one would be fool enough to follow anyone there.


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