magpie muck

frankythefish · 10-12-2012 11:19PM #1

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

El Guapo! · 10-12-2012 11:21PM

Eat da poo poo

Seedy Arling · 10-12-2012 11:21PM

Crow spunk is a much better way to get over it. Honest.

ChunkyLover_53 · 10-12-2012 11:21PM

frankythefish wrote: »

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

Yes. You should do this. I'm a Doctor.

*disclaimer: not actually a doctor.

10-12-2012 11:21PM

Number Two for Joy?

Falcone · 10-12-2012 11:21PM

frankythefish wrote: »

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

There are no Eurasian Magpies in Africa, so your friend is talking sh*t

Daroxtar · 10-12-2012 11:22PM

You're honestly considering a witch doctor remedy of eating birds sh!t to make your stomach better? Logic has just left the building.

Ghandee · 10-12-2012 11:29PM

Falcone wrote: »

There are no Eurasian Magpies in Africa, so your friend is talking sh*t

You sir, are a magpie shyte snob.

What's wrong with African magpie dung? Not good enough for ya?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magpie_Shrike

Kess73 · 10-12-2012 11:30PM

Falcone wrote: »

There are no Eurasian Magpies in Africa, so your friend is talking sh*t

Yep.The long tailed shrike is what gets referred to as a magpie in Africa and it certainly is not a corvid like the Eurasian magpie. It only gets called a magpie shrike at times due to it being similar in colour to the Eurasian magpie.

Edit: Ghandee got there before me

annascott · 10-12-2012 11:31PM

frankythefish wrote: »

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

:eek:

admiralofthefleet · 10-12-2012 11:33PM

dem fordiners comin over here takin our remedies

10-12-2012 11:37PM

You have to eat poo from 2 magpies.....one only brings sorrow

senorwipesalot · 10-12-2012 11:37PM

You haven't lived till you have sucked a birds arse.

admiralofthefleet · 10-12-2012 11:38PM

senorwipesalot wrote: »

You haven't lived till you have sucked a birds arse.

do you lick the rim of the custard pot too?

Fr_Dougal · 10-12-2012 11:39PM

frankythefish wrote: »

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

When I was a young fella we used to convince our Dublin cousins that rabbit droppings were currants. One visit they collected up a bucketful of rabbit poo to bake a cake.

You remind me of them, so you do.

PizzamanIRL · 10-12-2012 11:40PM

Your friend just trolled you.

Czarcasm · 10-12-2012 11:44PM

frankythefish wrote: »

i recently had a sore stomach, to which my african friend suggested a remedy used back home in her country: eating some magpie sh*t. I am not joking. Has anybody ever heard of this? I must say it tasted awful

I'd just as soon spend the fiver on a bottle of gaviscon tbh!

Canis Lupus · 10-12-2012 11:51PM

How does one go about gathering magpie poo? Doesn't strike me as being a time efficient way of curing an upset tummy especially during the winter months.

keith16 · 11-12-2012 12:13AM

dey ate our magpie shíte

Falcone · 11-12-2012 12:30AM

Dey tuk r Jays

magpie muck

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