What is the first thing you do with new mac?

Just wondering guys...What is the first thing you do with a new Mac?
Aside from installing essential software such as VLC, etc...


Here's my list:
Put the brightness down
Turn off genie window effect
Show HD on desktop
Disable translucent menu bar
Turn off autohide the dock, but make it smaller
Delete the silly playlists in iTunes
Put iTunes into LIST VIEW, with artwork hidden
Disable all the redundant parameters in iTunes like Genre and Album Name
Make the text in iTunes much bigger with pref file
Disable Time Machine
Set Fn key as "Show Desktop"
Get rid of that fanning stuff beside the Trash Can
Delete all the stuff I don't use from the Dashboard (Time Machine, Spaces, Calander etc)

What about you?