The most obnoxious conversation you've overheard?

Bishop_Donal · 22-11-2012 11:02PM

Close friend of mine recently went into our local doctor.

Told doctor he has started to feel like a bridge.
Doctor replied 'What's come over you?'

Totally unsympathetic ba**ard.

Lady Chatterton · 22-11-2012 11:09PM

tayto lover wrote: »

AND that was punts as the Euro didn't come in until 2002.

Ah, I did the currency conversion for ye, from punts to euro

:D You should know me by now Tayto, I'm nothing if I'm not thorough.

Lady Chatterton · 22-11-2012 11:12PM

Not so much a conversation I overhead but a conversation I was involved in.

The first time I met my mother in law, she asked:

"Who are you and What are you?" :rolleyes::mad::mad::mad:

tayto lover · 22-11-2012 11:12PM

MrsD007 wrote: »

Ah, I did the currency conversion for ye, from punts to euro :D You should know me by now Tayto, I'm nothing if I'm not thorough.

Are you watching Prime Time? T.D.'s expenses - unvouched.

Lady Chatterton · 22-11-2012 11:14PM

tayto lover wrote: »

Are you watching Prime Time? T.D.'s expenses - unvouched.

I sure am!

A TD telling us unvouched expenses are cheaper for the taxpayer, I really believe him :rolleyes:

mirekb · 23-11-2012 12:01AM

How come this was not ok to say

allibastor wrote: »

Once heard some scumg bag lady on the phone talking about how she was getting a new TV, 50 inch one on HP cause the dole will cover the cost for her on the children allowance as she had now conviced them to pay for her bills so she has more money, and ryan is working for cash and staying with her.

I really want to nick her bag and find out her details to rat her out. Fat miserable knacker bitch.

But this was?

Motivator wrote: »

I wouldn't mind but there was no beans or mushrooms in the roll. I was never so annoyed in my entire life, they were the typical D4 ragdoll head sluts that you always see in and around that kip of a University. I should have flattened the fat one, she had a face that was made for smacking.

Seans_Username · 23-11-2012 01:56AM

mirekb wrote: »

How come this was not ok to say

Once heard some scumg bag lady on the phone talking about how she was getting a new TV, 50 inch one on HP cause the dole will cover the cost for her on the children allowance as she had now conviced them to pay for her bills so she has more money, and ryan is working for cash and staying with her.

I really want to nick her bag and find out her details to rat her out. Fat miserable knacker bitch.

But this was?

I wouldn't mind but there was no beans or mushrooms in the roll. I was never so annoyed in my entire life, they were the typical D4 ragdoll head sluts that you always see in and around that kip of a University. I should have flattened the fat one, she had a face that was made for smacking.

Yeah ffs, UCD isn't a "kip". It's unreal, bar the typical D4 ragdoll head sluts that you always see in and around the place :pac:

Maudi · 23-11-2012 01:58AM

Confab wrote: »

'Just let them suffer, we're comfy here!'

-Enda Kenny to his Cabinet last week.

[COLOR="Silver"](I really wish I hadn't been told that)[/COLOR]

what now?

hefferboi · 23-11-2012 02:34AM

mirekb wrote: »

How come this was not ok to say

But this was?

Both are o.k with me.

robbiezero · 23-11-2012 09:27AM

hefferboi wrote: »

Both are o.k with me.

Likewise, but the moral police are everywhere. There is not a thread on the Internet they don't cover.

HunniBear · 23-11-2012 09:32AM

areyawell wrote: »

Too many too mention but one that always stuck with me was a couple of dickheads on a bus all wearing suits around 30 to 40.

I was two seats in front of them. Conversation went like this.

Guy 1: Jesus we're like poor people now using a bus service. Better disinfect or burn these suits when we get off. Don't know what you could pick up. (All laughing).

Guy 2: What kind of a hotel has no parking facilities. I'm not leaving my Beamer in a dodgy car park. Hope no one sees us getting off.

Guy 1: Yea we shuda hiring a limo or private car and someone to drive us up.

Guy 3: Yere sitting beside each other. I have a free seat. What happens if someone wants to sit beside me. Don't want to sit beside an oul one or some little knacker.

Guy 1: Feck it, I'll ring my brother and he'll drive us up, give him 200 quid or sumtin. He has a crappy car. I'll let him drive my beamer.

Then they get off the bus and on there way. Was quite shocked that people can have this attitude. Big snoppy rich f**ks!

To be fair, i'm a bit like this as well.

Not rich, but wouldn't be caught dead on a bus. It's for plebs and the great unwashed

Abi · 23-11-2012 09:40AM

TheStook wrote: »

Jesus Christ. Slow clap for the parenting on that one..

mirekb · 23-11-2012 10:17AM

robbiezero wrote: »

Likewise, but the moral police are everywhere. There is not a thread on the Internet they don't cover.

I'm not being moral police, just wondering why one poster got called obnoxious and the other didn't

MrCreosote · 23-11-2012 11:09AM

I heard an aul wan on the 46A telling her friend that the metro in Cologne is fully underground.

FFS EVERYONE knows that despite the name and like a number of European urban mass-transport systems, it is partially underground and partially overground.

miamee · 23-11-2012 11:14AM

MrCreosote wrote: »

I heard an aul wan on the 46A telling her friend that the metro in Cologne is fully underground.

FFS EVERYONE knows that despite the name and like a number of European urban mass-transport systems, it is partially underground and partially overground.

Lack of knowledge about a city in another country is hardly 'obnoxious'.

HunniBear · 23-11-2012 11:15AM

miamee wrote: »

Lack of knowledge about a city in another country is hardly 'obnoxious'.

Dear lord. are all boards members this thick?

RainMaker · 23-11-2012 11:16AM

This...

HunniBear wrote: »

wouldn't be caught dead on a bus. It's for plebs and the great unwashed

MrCreosote · 23-11-2012 11:17AM

miamee wrote: »

Lack of knowledge about a city in another country is hardly 'obnoxious'.

What was obnoxious was their ignorance about the basics of rail-based public transport, regardless of the country.

miamee · 23-11-2012 11:27AM

miamee wrote: »

Lack of knowledge about a city in another country is hardly 'obnoxious'.

HunniBear wrote: »

Dear lord. are all boards members this thick?

Clearly everyone does not know this - I don't understand why you think everyone would? Am I missing something else here?

OldNotWIse · 23-11-2012 11:29AM

Two cream crackers on the luas, talking about pets. One of them said he taught his cat not to come into the house...by kicking him so hard one day he broke his leg :mad: Hope he burns in hell.

23-11-2012 12:08PM

padd b1975 wrote: »

When mickey waving smug aethists get into full flow.

One can only be smug whilst waving one's 'mickey' if said 'mickey' is immoderately large. As a 'mickey waving' atheist I know this to be true.

Your envy is understandable, but don't blame atheists for your lack of endowment in this regard, blame your maker.

robbiezero · 23-11-2012 12:23PM

mirekb wrote: »

I'm not being moral police, just wondering why one poster got called obnoxious and the other didn't

Wasn't talking about you. Talking about the people giving out about posters on a thread relaying overheard conversations.

byronbay2 · 23-11-2012 12:24PM

Overheard in the packed smoking room of a large electronics multi-national on the Tuesday night (19.45, before the start of the night shift) after a bank holiday weekend circa 1998. A conversation between two 40-something women:
Woman 1: Well Mary, how did the weekend go, did you do anything exciting?
Woman 2: I'll tell you now Jacinta, my c*nt is red raw after the weekend! I don't know what came over Johnny but he spent the whole weekend riding the hole off me - I'm fu*king EXHAUSTED after it! I can't even fu*king walk straight after him - dry-riding me and all, he was, the dirty bast*rd!
At that stage, I made my excuses and left. Please note that the names have been changed to protect the identities of the ladies and gent involved.

ghogie91 · 23-11-2012 12:29PM

Was on a booze hunting trip in Liverpool, anyways days of that were over and we were coming home... half dead and never to eat in mcdonalds or drink carlsberg again

On the bus home from the airport, 5 of us from liverpool and 2 gay guys behind me, only people on the bus and they sit behind me and start talking about what they were going to do to each other and shifting the faces off each other

I dont have a peoplem with gay people, I have a problem with any couple who start that

it makes me sick!

**I was going to edit this but the way i spelled problem is hilarious

buck65 · 23-11-2012 12:32PM

What were they going to do to each other? I'm interested...

Tombo2001 · 23-11-2012 12:33PM

When I was working in SanFrancisco some years ago, myself and my mate if we were on a bus would have loud conversations about all our kids back home in Ireland, and that we never saw them anymore and instead spent all our money on booze.....

Used to get all these looks of shock and horror from the upstanding liberal citizens around us.....

Thought it was funny at the time; think I was being a d**khead now.....

Gee_G · 23-11-2012 12:40PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Two cream crackers on the luas, talking about pets. One of them said he taught his cat not to come into the house...by kicking him so hard one day he broke his leg :mad: Hope he burns in hell.

I actually thought that was shaping up to be a joke, my god!!:(

steddyeddy · 23-11-2012 12:45PM

mirekb wrote: »

How come this was not ok to say

But this was?

They're both ok to say in my opinion. Free speech and all that and the people in both stories seem to have an inflated sense of privilege and no manners or style.

The Clown Man · 23-11-2012 12:51PM

I once had a guy say to me:

OMG you watch soccer? That's such a scobie sport!

ghogie91 · 23-11-2012 12:58PM

buck65 wrote: »

What were they going to do to each other? I'm interested...

the buck rodgers

The most obnoxious conversation you've overheard?

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