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Fernando Torres

  • 13-04-2011 10:27PM
    #1
    chasm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭


    A few torres jokes for ye:

    BREAKING NEWS: David Blaine's 40 day world record for doing nothing in a box has been broken by Fernando Torres.

    I had a Fernando Torres weekend last weekend. It cost a fortune, lots of shots and I still didn't score!!


    What's the difference between Heather Mills and Fernando Torres?
    Torres has two left feet.

    Ceasefire in Libya, as the UN have sent in Fernando Torres - No shots reported so far.


Comments

  • #2
    Ronin247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    chasm wrote: »




    What's the difference between Heather Mills and Fernando Torres?


    One proved they were lying, one footed scumbag who screwed over a failing scouse icon of the past for money and the other married Paul McCartney??


  • #3
    purehoor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭purehoor


    Whats the difference between Fernando Torres & Heather Mills?

    One's a one footed, lying, deceiving blonde c**t who'll do anything for money, the other was married to Sir Paul McCartney


  • #4
    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    Fernando-Torres-008.jpg

    Who's laughing now ?


  • #5
    Mossin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Mossin


    Pal wrote: »
    Fernando-Torres-008.jpg

    Who's laughing now ?

    I am! The jokes are still funny! :D


  • #6
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Six shots fired in London, all missed their intended target, police announce Fernando Torress has been taken in for questioning.


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  • #7
    zyanya
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭zyanya


    - Mommy, mommy, the other boys at school call me Torres!

    - and what do you do?

    - nothing...

    (sorry, it's just not so funny in English ^^,)


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