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Apparently bananas make you happier.

  • 30-10-2012 12:22AM
    #1
    narwhalthe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭narwhalthe


    Well so I've heard.


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  • #2
    Vaughn Little Waste
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Vaughn Little Waste


    You should tell this guy
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056793616


  • #3
    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,653 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    Rubbish, I nearly got in a fight last night with a chap dressed as Bananaman because his woman knocked over my drink.

    Bananas me arse.


  • #4
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Potassium is fun.


  • #5
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    All depends where you shove them, apparently.


  • #6
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Pottler wrote: »
    All depends where you shove them, apparently.

    Yeah but Mushy dildos just don't work

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • #7
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    mango salsa wrote: »
    Yeah but Mushy dildos just don't work

    Were you dissapointed?


  • #8
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    benwavner wrote: »
    Were you dissapointed?

    Nope

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #9
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    mango salsa wrote: »

    Yeah but Mushy dildos just don't work

    Ah you see you have to freeze them. Then they're like chilly Willy


  • #10
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    What a shít thread.

    Seriously.


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mango salsa wrote: »
    Yeah but Mushy dildos just don't work

    Haven't you got a freezer?


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  • #12
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Haven't you got a freezer?

    Do you put frozen bananas up your arse?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #13
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    What a shít thread.

    Seriously.

    But then you swooped in and improved things? The **** did you bother coming in here for?
    I'm not even remotely shocked that a pizza man would come in here and slander a lovely healthy shapely fruit.


  • #14
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    mango salsa wrote: »
    Do you put frozen bananas up your arse?

    Do you put normal bananas up your ass?


  • #15
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Banana sambo with tea. Oh yes!


  • #16
    narwhalthe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭narwhalthe


    Haha, some brilliant replies though PizzamanIRL.


  • #17
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    benwavner wrote: »
    Do you put normal bananas up your ass?

    Of course not. Duh.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #18
    King Of Wishful Thinking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭King Of Wishful Thinking


    Well, apes always look happy eating 'em and this guy says that's pretty much all he eats:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3C0jDxaxWM


  • #19
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    What a shít thread.

    Seriously.
    It's not shit, it's bananas.:) They make you happier when you freeze them and jam them up your crevasse, apparently. Never tried it, but judge not, eh. You learn a lot here, it's like BBC2.


  • #20
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Larianne wrote: »
    Banana sambo with tea. Oh yes!

    Jesus no! What is wrong with you!

    mango salsa wrote: »
    Of course not. Duh.

    Now that's a blatant lie right there.


  • #21
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    What a shít thread.

    Seriously.
    Welcome to ah


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  • #22
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    so does chocolate


    true story


  • #23
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    so does chocolate


    true story

    Unless you have a rare chocolate allergy that causes you to lose every molecule of water in your body through your arse and you end up looking like a vacuum sealed bag.


  • #24
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    benwavner wrote: »
    Jesus no! What is wrong with you!

    You'll like my banana sandwiches.


  • #25
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    so does chocolate


    true story
    Would it fit? Jasus.


  • #26
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Larianne wrote: »
    You'll like my banana sandwiches.

    Ha, I'm sure I will :P

    Can you cut it diagonally for me?


  • #27
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    I like banana sandwiches


  • #28
    narwhalthe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭narwhalthe


    Larianne wrote: »
    You'll like my banana sandwiches.

    Haha there's an offer you can't refuse!


  • #29
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    benwavner wrote: »
    Ha, I'm sure I will :P

    Can you cut it diagonally for me?

    Oh always!

    You have to squish them a little with your hands.
    EoghanIRL wrote: »
    I like banana sandwiches

    :)


  • #30
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    And dried banana mmmmmn... I miss the good ole days


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  • #31
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I know a guy that eats banana and jam sambo's.

    Ewwww


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