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And the winner of dreamer of the year is...

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  • #3632
    born2bwild
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,419 ✭✭✭born2bwild


    For Forks Sake wrote: »
    Idiot trying to pass off a 3.0daysul as an M5...poorly http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3804954


    https://www.cartell.ie/ssl/servlet/beginStarLookup?registration=04ts373
    That fella is touched in the head.


  • #3633
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,108 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    Yeah the price is fine but I think FFS's point was the he calls it an M5 in the ad, not once does he mention 530d.

    That was precicely my point..


  • #3634
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    m5.jpg


  • #3635
    Armadillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭Armadillo


    Not a full car but this seller has one zero too many at €450 - at the least:

    http://www.adverts.ie/car-parts-accessories/genuine-space-saver-wheel-for-5-series-from-04-to-10-models-550-plus-vat-from-ships-normally/2137207

    1fc1c1c2db5852e08ffc380475e26336d5b38402e7ffcaddba3d302f194c9915.jpg


  • #3636
    Top Dog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,181 ✭✭✭Top Dog


    Bah ha ha ha ha. :D

    You'd nearly source a half-decent set of genuine BMW alloys from a scrapyard for that kind of money!


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  • #3637
    puzzle factory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 566 ✭✭✭puzzle factory


    honest to god, words cant describe this fairy,

    19year old diesel van that "will whip tezza majority of jap fwd"

    for €5250

    with out a dout the biggest dreamer of all time.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3969201


  • #3638
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,887 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    puzzle factory wrote: »
    honest to god, words cant describe this fairy,

    19year old diesel van that "will whip tezza majority of jap fwd"

    for €5250

    with out a dout the biggest dreamer of all time.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3969201

    Words cannot describe those wheels. :eek:


  • #3639
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    PauloMN wrote: »
    Words cannot describe those wheels. :eek:

    dubber/ rat brigade wheels


  • #3640
    dmc17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,867 ✭✭✭dmc17


    puzzle factory wrote: »
    honest to god, words cant describe this fairy,

    19year old diesel van that "will whip tezza majority of jap fwd"

    for €5250

    with out a dout the biggest dreamer of all time.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3969201
    Spotted a typo :)
    "have to sell it due to a very expensive embarrassed girlfriend"


  • #3641
    wonski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,679 ✭✭✭✭wonski


    dmc17 wrote: »
    Spotted a typo :)
    "have to sell it due to a very expensive embarrassed girlfriend"

    Looks like he is a big fan of 205.
    Shame he started to make too many adjustments. And the price is crazy, no matter how expensive his girlfriend is....



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  • #3642
    Light Switch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Light Switch


    Not exactly dreamer of the year, But with the stupid search words in the title, And a bit of a stupid ad. :)

    Polo Fiesta Starlet Micra Lupo it is NOT
    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3991173
    Frugal 1.0 litre VVTi -

    OK, So lets tick a few boxes here....
    Does it have a Fresh New NCT ? Check!
    (passed today, flew thu' it, with no advisories
    Is it cheap to buy? Check!
    Is it frugal on fuel? Check!
    Is it cheap to insure? Check!
    Is it cheap to tax? Check!
    Will it be reliable? Check! (its a toy-ota!)
    Will it hold it's value? Check! (because its a sought after Toy-ota Yar-is!)
    Is it clean inside and out? Check!
    Does it have a Timing Chain Engine? Check! (so no timing belt,so no worries there)
    Will it be safe in a crash? Check! (4 star Ncap Safety)

    so, its a Toy-ota Yar-is, in good condition,4 Good Tyres all round, Airbags, Abs, new CD player (with Aux in), Drives well, looks well, and ticks all the boxes....so, what are you waiting for?


  • #3643
    road_high
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭road_high


    Light Switch wrote: »
    Not exactly dreamer of the year, But with the stupid search words in the title, And a bit of a stupid ad. :)

    Polo Fiesta Starlet Micra Lupo it is NOT
    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3991173
    Frugal 1.0 litre VVTi -

    OK, So lets tick a few boxes here....
    Does it have a Fresh New NCT ? Check!
    (passed today, flew thu' it, with no advisories
    Is it cheap to buy? Check!
    Is it frugal on fuel? Check!
    Is it cheap to insure? Check!
    Is it cheap to tax? Check!
    Will it be reliable? Check! (its a toy-ota!)
    Will it hold it's value? Check! (because its a sought after Toy-ota Yar-is!)
    Is it clean inside and out? Check!
    Does it have a Timing Chain Engine? Check! (so no timing belt,so no worries there)
    Will it be safe in a crash? Check! (4 star Ncap Safety)

    so, its a Toy-ota Yar-is, in good condition,4 Good Tyres all round, Airbags, Abs, new CD player (with Aux in), Drives well, looks well, and ticks all the boxes....so, what are you waiting for?
    Desperate ad but tidy little car. What the hell is the title about..,.just call it a Toyota Yaris ffs


  • #3644
    Damokc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭Damokc


    this guy is actually a serial offender at this type of ad!!
    I've seen his work before...eg: sellung a focus but has "like a golf,C4,A3,Civic" etc etc...
    Light Switch wrote: »
    Not exactly dreamer of the year, But with the stupid search words in the title, And a bit of a stupid ad. :)

    Polo Fiesta Starlet Micra Lupo it is NOT
    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3991173
    Frugal 1.0 litre VVTi -

    OK, So lets tick a few boxes here....
    Does it have a Fresh New NCT ? Check!
    (passed today, flew thu' it, with no advisories
    Is it cheap to buy? Check!
    Is it frugal on fuel? Check!
    Is it cheap to insure? Check!
    Is it cheap to tax? Check!
    Will it be reliable? Check! (its a toy-ota!)
    Will it hold it's value? Check! (because its a sought after Toy-ota Yar-is!)
    Is it clean inside and out? Check!
    Does it have a Timing Chain Engine? Check! (so no timing belt,so no worries there)
    Will it be safe in a crash? Check! (4 star Ncap Safety)

    so, its a Toy-ota Yar-is, in good condition,4 Good Tyres all round, Airbags, Abs, new CD player (with Aux in), Drives well, looks well, and ticks all the boxes....so, what are you waiting for?


  • #3645
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,328 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Light Switch wrote: »
    Not exactly dreamer of the year, But with the stupid search words in the title, And a bit of a stupid ad. :)

    Polo Fiesta Starlet Micra Lupo it is NOT
    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3991173
    Frugal 1.0 litre VVTi -

    OK, So lets tick a few boxes here....
    Does it have a Fresh New NCT ? Check!
    (passed today, flew thu' it, with no advisories
    Is it cheap to buy? Check!
    Is it frugal on fuel? Check!
    Is it cheap to insure? Check!
    Is it cheap to tax? Check!
    Will it be reliable? Check! (its a toy-ota!)
    Will it hold it's value? Check! (because its a sought after Toy-ota Yar-is!)
    Is it clean inside and out? Check!
    Does it have a Timing Chain Engine? Check! (so no timing belt,so no worries there)
    Will it be safe in a crash? Check! (4 star Ncap Safety)

    so, its a Toy-ota Yar-is, in good condition,4 Good Tyres all round, Airbags, Abs, new CD player (with Aux in), Drives well, looks well, and ticks all the boxes....so, what are you waiting for?

    Thing is, it's a yaris E

    No power steering or electric windows.


  • #3646
    Chuck_Norris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Chuck_Norris


    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3884672

    Ok, they are rare and all that. But are they having a laugh???


  • #3647
    166man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,569 ✭✭✭166man


    Regardless of how much I like them, have to be realistic sometimes. This guy is having a laugh asking nearly €4k for this one

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3609007


  • #3648
    SRFC
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭SRFC


    must dig out an old phone for texting these dreamers and telling them they've it onto this thread :) their away with the fairys with the value they price their cars at somebody needs to tell them to cop on.


  • #3649
    166man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,569 ✭✭✭166man


    SRFC wrote: »
    must dig out an old phone for texting these dreamers and telling them they've it onto this thread :) their away with the fairys with the value they price their cars at somebody needs to tell them to cop on.

    I wouldn't bother. Much more negotiating room for punters I'd imagine.


  • #3650
    SRFC
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭SRFC


    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3993712 35k for a car and every type of picture bar a picture of the car its self :rolleyes:


  • #3651
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Thing is, it's a yaris E

    No power steering or electric windows.

    in fairness, he or she does not say it has ........

    That guy with the 205 van is mad, mad as a brush......


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  • #3652
    Top Dog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,181 ✭✭✭Top Dog


    Chuck_Norris wrote: »
    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3884672

    Ok, they are rare and all that. But are they having a laugh???
    Hold the phone! :eek:

    Whether or not its a dreamer price (personally think it is), would anyone seriously consider buying a car that has needed €4000 spent on it when its only 7 years old with a claimed 12,500 miles up on it? :eek:
    new soft top , new timing belt, new water pump, new clutch and cable, 2 new front tyres
    What sort of life has it had that it needs all that? Its not a frickin Ferrari, though I'm sure many will think it is since its Italian and red :rolleyes:


  • #3653
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    SRFC wrote: »
    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3993712 35k for a car and every type of picture bar a picture of the car its self :rolleyes:

    Don't forget it's left-hand drive and has 'too many extras to be leasten'


  • #3654
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,911 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Top Dog wrote: »
    Hold the phone! :eek:

    Whether or not its a dreamer price (personally think it is), would anyone seriously consider buying a car that has needed €4000 spent on it when its only 7 years old with a claimed 12,500 miles up on it? :eek:


    What sort of life has it had that it needs all that? Its not a frickin Ferrari, though I'm sure many will think it is since its Italian and red :rolleyes:

    Surely it's a fiat! By the time you will bring it to your own driveway, you will have another 4k bill!


  • #3655
    road_high
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭road_high


    SRFC wrote: »
    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3993712 35k for a car and every type of picture bar a picture of the car its self :rolleyes:

    LHD? Would it fetch half that ffs :confused:


  • #3656
    wonski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,679 ✭✭✭✭wonski


    mfitzy wrote: »
    LHD? Would it fetch half that ffs :confused:

    Easily - on the continent. He did mention export, so he knows what they cost back in his country. I assume it is Poland/Lituania/Latvia...


  • #3657
    Armadillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭Armadillo


    SRFC wrote: »
    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3993712 35k for a car and every type of picture bar a picture of the car its self :rolleyes:

    Here's a picture of the outside:
    BMW_X5_Wall_Crash.jpg


  • #3658
    sean1141
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,088 ✭✭✭sean1141


    3200 for a 95 diesel starlet.
    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/4001988

    Rare but not worth half that


  • #3659
    sean1141
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,088 ✭✭✭sean1141


    3200 for a 95 diesel starlet.
    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/4001988

    Rare but not worth half that


  • #3660
    Alanstrainor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,146 ✭✭✭✭Alanstrainor


    sean1141 wrote: »
    3200 for a 95 diesel starlet.
    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/4001988

    Rare but not worth half that

    Wait, is that someone shoehorning a diesel into it, or did that gen starlet actually come with a diesel option?


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  • #3661
    Top Dog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,181 ✭✭✭Top Dog


    Alanstrainor wrote: »
    Wait, is that someone shoehorning a diesel into it, or did that gen starlet actually come with a diesel option?
    Don't think I've ever heard of a diesel Starlet. :confused:

    That particular one started out as a 1.3 petrol turbo - says so in the advert ;)


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