Friday Funnies

Got thrown out the chemist today.

I asked the female behind the counter,

"Do you take it up the ass love or do you swallow"

She went absolutely mental.!

Still don't know what you do with suppositories.

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A recent survey has shown that 1 in 3 women are just as stupid as the other 2.
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Son said to Dad ''I'm Gay''

Dad looks at his other son and said ''What about you''

Other son said ''Me too Dad''

Dad said Fook me doesn't anyone in this Fookin family like Pussy.

Daughter said ''I do''
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One day, a mum was cleaning her son's room and in the closet she found a bondage-S&M magazine.

This was highly upsetting for her.

She showed it to her husband.

He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.

She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"

The dad looked at her and said, "Well whatever you do, don't spank him!"