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Is this sexy

  • 31-08-2012 04:46PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53 ✭✭


    I heard that sexy books are interesting nowadays, what do you think of this


    A man in a hat went into a hotel, took his hat off and walked hatlessly up to the frontdesk.

    'Good morning mr Sexington' said the receptionist.

    Good morning siad Trent his eyes looking through her into her soul. There wasnt much there, just some vague dreams about nice dresses and rich men. Hahaha too easy thought Trent as he strode past her flexing his biceps so hard that his suit ripped and he nearly fainted.

    Can i take your suitcase said the woman? You can certainly try.. if it'll fit, said Trent, erotically eyeing her trouser front. Good grief thought the woman, her inner goddess put its deskfan on and wiped a bit of sweat from its lip.

    Trent ripped the suitcase forcefully from her grip and pushed powerfully past her into the lift. GOING DOWN? Said Trent as he handed her back the suitcase. even though it was up to the room.

    Her inner goddess held her back for a second but then Trents Windows-95-startup-screen blue eyes pulled her into the lift. With the help of his regional bodybuilding finalist-sized arms.

    BING! The lift got to the 177th floor penthouse... 'ladies first' said Trent holding the door open and smiling loudly... 'But men just before' he wittily added before gracefully and sexfully brushing past her.

    She followed him in, her brain and her pants contents aflame with desire and thinking...


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 ThePhantomYoda


    What the hell was that?!?


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    Trent is BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    I'll have your babies Trent. It will be sexy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    Sexington and sexfully in the same post?

    Whats not to love!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    what is this BS?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,447 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    You're my hero.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    MOAR TRENT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,753 ✭✭✭fitz0


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    what is this BS?

    Genius. That's what.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    wrote:
    Good morning siad Trent his eyes looking through her into her soul. There wasnt much there, just some vague dreams about nice dresses and rich men.


    Sounds like Sex and the City..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    I love your style of writing Padraigg-brilliant!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Trent you damn Legend !!! you made me the smothering hot mound of man love i am today !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    what is this BS?

    You shut your mouth, Trent is sexxoring ladies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Smooth, but crunchy. I quite like it you know, Vicar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Auldloon


    I'm wetting myself here in a manly manner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Benny_Cake


    "Windows-95-startup-screen blue eyes".

    Beautiful. Just beautiful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    A man in a hat went into a hotel, took his hat off and walked hatlessly up to the frontdesk.
    Opened with this piece of genius. I gave it 5 stars without having to read the rest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 598 ✭✭✭Whippersnapper


    Genius.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    100 out of 10.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 324 ✭✭jasonc5432


    Very VERY funny! I reckon you could definitely get this material into a professional publication. Maybe even one of the lads mags in the UK, like Nuts. You deserve to be paid for this stuff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I ****ing hate post-modern sexyness.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    Trent has filled a void in my life, like the void he fills between women's thighs.

    We are all Trent's bitches and man-bitches.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    50 Shades Of Trent.

    I love the way some of Trent's dialogue isn't even wrapped in quotation marks. He's just too f*cking cool for them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    But the main question is did some sex happen?!?!!!?!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    But the main question is did some sex happen?!?!!!?!!!!

    Trent is sexington. Hatted or hatlessly, sex happens.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    What the hell was that?!?

    Snapkick!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Trent has returned!!! My life is now complete!


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I may have wee'd slightly with excitement.

    Mods: can we create a discussion thread for this? I'm following it and hate getting notifications when there's no Trentation going on.

    Yup. Trentation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Opinicus


    January wrote: »
    1000 out of 10.

    You left out a zero but I fixeded it for youse!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,058 ✭✭✭tippspur


    I don't know what it's about but I'm following this thread to find out.:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭Sar_Bear


    I love you Trent!! I'll have sex with you, even if you do shoot me afterwards! Peeeoww peeeow!


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