Why men can't be agony aunts.

Dear Jim,I'm a 42yr. old mother of two, last week I left for work as usual but having gone only a short distance my car broke down.
I had to walk home again, and on arriving home I found my 16 yr. old babsitter handcuffed to the bed in her school uniform sucking my husbands cock. I am devastated. Can you help?.
Dear Susie, A common cause for this is dirt in the carburettor. In future don't let your fuel drop too low in the tank. Hope this helps.
Jim