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Elvis or Clooney.

  • 29-08-2012 06:08PM
    #1
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭


    If you had to have a gay date Elvis or Clooney?


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  • #2
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    In this scenario are they the only 2 left on the world. What if I don't like either.


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Colmustard wrote: »
    In this scenario are they the only 2 left on the world. What if I don't like either.

    I was going to say your "fcuked" ...but you certainly wouldn't be! :pac:


  • #4
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    kneemos wrote: »
    If you had to have a gay date Elvis or Clooney?

    If I were to have a gay date Elvis or Clooney, I'd ask the gay which one he'd like me to have him date.

    It only seems fair.


  • #5
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    if I was to have a gay date, anyone would do, but you must wax.


  • #6
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭latenia


    Elvis was into drugs, guns and karate whereas Clooney seems a bit boring and smug.


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  • #7
    NegativeCreep
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    Do I have to be giver or receiver?


  • #8
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Depends.

    Which one will treat me like a princess and fcuk me like a porn star?


  • #9
    CavanCrew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭CavanCrew


    Clooney, and id go in for the shift.


  • #10
    super_furry
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    If you have to go gay, surely it'd be better to do it with a gay lad. At least they'll know what they're doing.


  • #11
    Rigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    Elvis obviously. Its harder for an inanimate corpse to bum you.


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  • #12
    Shryke
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    How far do I have to go? Elvis anyway.


  • #13
    krudler
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    just like Clarence, I'd fcuk Elvis.


  • #14
    Table Top Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 699 ✭✭✭Table Top Joe


    We talking young or old Elvis here? can we pick?.......George is a cool guy,funny and doesnt take himself too seriously,id nearly pick him over most women!



    If i had to.....





    Elvis did have those sideburns to hold onto as well though......very tough choice in fairness,theyre both great


  • #15
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Shryke wrote: »
    How far do I have to go? Elvis anyway.

    What goes on tour stays on tour.


  • #16
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Elvis and clooney sound like a date yo ma would set up for you and then get shocked at what elvis was really like.


  • #17
    floggg
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    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    Do I have to be giver or receiver?

    Why limit yourself to one or the other? Can't beat a good flip ****.

    Clooney hands down. He's a (childless) DILF.


  • #18
    Rothmans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭Rothmans


    Elvis definitely.
    I don't know what everyone else sees in Clooney :confused:. He doesn't do anything for me tbh


  • #19
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,033 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Elvis in his prime was far better looking.

    EVENFLOW



  • #20
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Rothmans wrote: »
    Elvis definitely.
    I don't know what everyone else sees in Clooney :confused:. He doesn't do anything for me tbh

    Yeah I don't get the Clooney heehaw either, I can count the amount of decent films he done on one hand, as for a decent Elvis film I would need no hands.


  • #21
    ejmaztec
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    The_Kew_Tour wrote: »
    Elvis in his prime was far better looking.

    With or without the big fat greasy burger rammed in his gob?:confused:


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  • #22
    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    I assume you're having a tearful, wandering **** around Google images.


    It's okay to be gay OP. Just repeat that to yourself until you fall asleep.


  • #23
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Elvis...but not the fat version.


  • #24
    The_Kew_Tour
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    ejmaztec wrote: »
    With or without the big fat greasy burger rammed in his gob?:confused:

    what??!!!!!!!!

    EVENFLOW



  • #25
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    BunShopVoyeur wrote: »
    I assume you're having a tearful, wandering **** around Google images.


    It's okay to be gay OP. Just repeat that to yourself until you fall asleep.

    It OK to see the beauty of another man, so just repeat that till you fall asleep and then you should be all secure in your sexuality, don't fret about it,


  • #26
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    BunShopVoyeur wrote: »
    I assume you're having a tearful, wandering **** around Google images.


    It's okay to be gay OP. Just repeat that to yourself until you fall asleep.

    I'd be more an Elvis man.


  • #27
    NegativeCreep
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    floggg wrote: »
    Why limit yourself to one or the other? Can't beat a good flip ****.

    Clooney hands down. He's a (childless) DILF.

    Well because if I was forced to be bottom, I would choose the one with the smallest willy (Elvis?) for comfort reasons :pac:


  • #28
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Colmustard wrote: »
    Yeah I don't get the Clooney heehaw either, I can count the amount of decent films he done on one hand, as for a decent Elvis film I would need no hands.

    I quite like Clooney as an actor,would'nt fancy him panting in my left ear though.


  • #29
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Which Elvis ???

    A) Young skinny Elvis

    or

    B) Fat junkie Elvis


  • #30
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Elvis was an establishment stooge and the 'acceptable' face of black music.

    OK George, it's you and me. Let's go repopulate the world.....er...somehow...


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  • #31
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    Which Elvis ???

    A) Young skinny Elvis

    or

    B) Fat junkie Elvis

    Whatever raises the bar sure.


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