Friday Funnies

Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to get naked with them.

They said it'd be just like winning the lottery.

They were right! We all stripped off and to my horror we had six matching balls!!!!
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Rolf Harris was in Tesco last week when a little old lady asked him,

"Are you that bloke from the 70's who did Two Little Boys?"

"No" he replied, “that was Gary Glitter!!"
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A 93 year old woman was in court for streaking at The Chelsea Flower Show.

She was let off with a caution but was also awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.
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My wife asked me to see things from her point of view.

So I looked out of the kitchen window
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I've just been barred from my doctor’s surgery.

Apparently, it's inappropriate to light a cigarette up after having my prostate examined.
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Just been watching the women's golf on TV.

They're rubbish at driving, but great with an iron.