What weird things do you do when you're drunk?

AskMyChocolate · 19-08-2012 02:34AM #1

I've just folded up my pyjama bottoms over the knee, and now I'm pretending to be Australian.

Choco

1ZRed · 19-08-2012 02:36AM

Signing off on your post while drunk beats any of the weird shit I've ever done!

Kylo Ren · 19-08-2012 02:36AM

I eat my own feces.

bouncebouncey · 19-08-2012 02:40AM

I slap my wife around a bit then beat the children when they tell me to leave Mammy alone.

Isn't being so drunk you do weird **** just the best fun!

bleepp · 19-08-2012 02:41AM

Chase after girls..and I'm gay:rolleyes:
Great fun though!

1ZRed · 19-08-2012 02:41AM

I forgot to mention I start random threads on Boards while loaded...usually

Dangerous Man · 19-08-2012 02:42AM

Listen to music that makes me sad by myself and think about how I made bad decisions in my life.

fasttalkerchat · 19-08-2012 02:47AM

Do I recall a drunken thread from you last night?

Duggy747 · 19-08-2012 02:51AM

Listen to old TV intros for no reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTg8bNIEOnw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrQRN-sUk3E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo8Qls0HnWo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy4qi7GQhD0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqX1J2ozu5c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns5Fn3C4okY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vbnLYROCj8

pragmatic1 · 19-08-2012 02:57AM

Try and start fights.

fasttalkerchat · 19-08-2012 03:00AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Listen to old TV intros for no reason.

That would be fine if I knew any of those shows!

fasttalkerchat · 19-08-2012 03:25AM

RopeDrink wrote: »

---- I remember one night in some club I took some wild drunken notion to steal an ashtray... Was nothing special about it and I don't know how they didn't notice me walking around with this massive ash-tray hanging out of my jacket pocket while waiting for everyone to finish their drinks so we could leave but hey, I must have gotten away with it without a care as it's been in my room ever since... Flicking ash into it right now... Think I was 18 at the time, ahhh good ole '12 years ago' Ropey, you were very silly indeed.

I took a notion to steal a pint glass one night. In fairness to the staff at Fitzsimmons they were very decent to me but should have taken it off me for my own safety.
I was "overcharged" €20 for 3 drinks, however, in my drunken state I failed to see that one of those drinks was aftershock with redbull and that I was in Dublin.

AskMyChocolate · 19-08-2012 03:35AM

RopeDrink wrote: »

Bog-standard stuff but it can lead to weird conclusions.

- Fall asleep in the toilet, beit in the pub/hotel or at my place once back... Assuming I get back...

-- 'Bouncers' become "Body Guards" or "Security Guards" much to the confusion of my best friend whom I had to explain the story of why I 'went missing' which usually has something to do with being 'harassed out of the club by Body Guards' - Usually followed by staggering home, losing my watch & earring or various other possessions, probably damage my clothes in some shape or form as well but gaining a full toilet of vomit when I get home... Profit!

--- Wake up chronically hung-over, puke or groan for 10 hours and state I'll never drink again. We all know how that pans out, of course.

---- I remember one night in some club I took some wild drunken notion to steal an ashtray... Was nothing special about it and I don't know how they didn't notice me walking around with this massive ash-tray hanging out of my jacket pocket while waiting for everyone to finish their drinks so we could leave but hey, I must have gotten away with it without a care as it's been in my room ever since... Flicking ash into it right now... Think I was 18 at the time, ahhh good ole '12 years ago' Ropey, you were very silly indeed.
Normally none of the above happens, I just sit in a corner and cry about how life is so shít.

Top post!

I'd have thanked it a couple of times, only, that's not feasible.

Sharpshooter relays my threads to this forum automatically.

Can't say I blame her.

Choco