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[-0-] · 17-08-2012 02:58PM #1

I got married on July 7th. Since Sunday I've been out every night (with my wife, but she doesn't drink) because we have had friends and family visiting. I snore when I drink which is obviously driving her up the walls. Anyway - I have a friend visiting this weekend and I haven't seen him since 2005. She has a friend visiting on Sunday for a week as well so no doubt the drinking is going to continue for a bit.

I just bought her some flowers and a teddy to thank her for being so patient with me. What else should I do? I'm pretty sure she's sick to the teeth of getting no sleep. Not drinking this weekend isn't really an option - my friend has paid over 1500 to come see me.

**Timbuk2** · 17-08-2012 02:59PM

You could always go out and not drink?

Logical_Bear · 17-08-2012 02:59PM

your on your own here mate:D

frozenfrozen · 17-08-2012 02:59PM

get sick before you go to bed, no more being drunk, no more snoring

Washington Irving · 17-08-2012 03:00PM

Buy her a pair of earmuffs or gag yourself whilst sleeping

mattjack · 17-08-2012 03:00PM

[-0-] wrote: »

I got married on July 7th. Since Sunday I've been out every night (with my wife, but she doesn't drink) because we have had friends and family visiting. I snore when I drink which is obviously driving her up the walls. Anyway - I have a friend visiting this weekend and I haven't seen him since 2005. She has a friend visiting on Sunday for a week as well so no doubt the drinking is going to continue for a bit.

I just bought her some flowers and a teddy to thank her for being so patient with me. What else should I do? I'm pretty sure she's sick to the teeth of getting no sleep. Not drinking this weekend isn't really an option - my friend has paid over 1500 to come see me.

Flowers and a teddy :pac::pac::pac:... how long will that last ?
What did she buy you ?

Orim · 17-08-2012 03:00PM

Leave her. If she can't deal with you as you are, then she's not worth it.

Colmustard · 17-08-2012 03:00PM

Sleep on the sofa you inconsiderate selfish drunken twat.

Boom_Bap · 17-08-2012 03:01PM

Get her a hotel room and a voucher for an escort service. That should keep her happy.

Sala · 17-08-2012 03:01PM

Colmmustard got there before me! Sleep on the couch if you must snore.

Kolido · 17-08-2012 03:04PM

Thinly veiled I have many friends tread :rolleyes:

im invisible · 17-08-2012 03:05PM

..and let your mate share the bed with her

Hardonraging · 17-08-2012 03:08PM

Give me her number, i'll sort her out for ye .. she'll sleep through any amount of snoring after i'm finished ...

westendgirlie · 17-08-2012 03:08PM

Your marriage is doomed. Spending all your wedding money of the drink :eek:

No doubt this downward spiral will lead onto gambling. Then, in order to pay your gambling debt, you will find that you ARE the hooker and not paying the hooker. Your wife will boot you out and in years to come, I will be tossing coins at you as you sit on O'Connell Street.

[-0-] · 17-08-2012 03:08PM

Kolido wrote: »

Thinly veiled I have many friends tread :rolleyes:

Fist yourself.

Colmustard - I did that last night and she woke me up and asked me to come to bed. She would rather have me there snoring than not there which is proving painful.

I do a lot for the girl - she's not working at the moment so I pay for everything (rent, loans, car insurance, phone, and so on). That doesn't entitle me to go on the lash for weeks on end, however stressful it may prove to be at times.

Swampy · 17-08-2012 03:09PM

Stop being such a pussy OP. Man up. Do what you want.

frozenfrozen · 17-08-2012 03:10PM

shes your wife just hurry up and let yourself go

holystungun9 · 17-08-2012 03:34PM

I predict a long and joyous partnership here.

Bipolar Joe · 17-08-2012 03:35PM

Tell her to pay for some anti-snoring things. You pay for the stuff she wants, she can at least pay for this one thing.

Biggins · 17-08-2012 03:39PM

Research via the net, methods to help stop the snoring or go see your doctor?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 17-08-2012 03:43PM

Sleep on the couch.

JohnMarston · 17-08-2012 03:46PM

Do you sleep on your back OP? That can make the snoring much worse

marshbaboon · 17-08-2012 03:50PM

Buy her some good earplugs, the quality of the earplugs should reflect how much you love her.

[-0-] · 17-08-2012 03:51PM

JohnMarston wrote: »

Do you sleep on your back OP? That can make the snoring much worse

Yeah I have sleep apnea, so it can get pretty bad.

I am pie · 17-08-2012 03:53PM

Seriously, sleep on the couch. I don't know why this hasn't occurred to you as the best option here.

Ms Tootsie · 17-08-2012 03:53PM

[-0-] wrote: »

I do a lot for the girl - she's not working at the moment so I pay for everything (rent, loans, car insurance, phone, and so on).

You do alot FOR the girl?! She is your wife for crying out loud, your partner in live. Using this stuff as an 'oh look at me arent I so good to the girl' angle is a joke. If I were her I would have you sleeping on the sofa, and not for your snoring, more for your lack of respect.

scotchannie · 17-08-2012 03:54PM

i'm wondering why you aint on yer honeymoon.... if you've only been married for 10 days :eek:

marshbaboon · 17-08-2012 03:55PM

[-0-] wrote: »

Yeah I have sleep apnea, so it can get pretty bad.

Can be pretty serious. Two best fixes are to cut weight (if you're overweight) and heavily restrict drinking. Nothing else is really going to be a long term solution.

JohnMarston · 17-08-2012 03:55PM

[-0-] wrote: »

Yeah I have sleep apnea, so it can get pretty bad.

All i can suggest is get medication for it, or save money for sugery to correct it, if possible

Cassidy28 · 17-08-2012 03:55PM

Do you have a car, just sleep there if you do.

LoYL · 17-08-2012 03:56PM

Thinly veiled snoring thread.

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