starcraft only please

Bicky · 02-03-2003 06:03AM #1

Hello everyone.

Alright then here goes.......

A few things
Firstly........
Stevenk you have never been so right in your life. We do talk about starcraft a bit too much. I realised this for the first time when my girlfriend dumped me over the phone stating that my sc chat was boring her to death. My heart was broken when she said "baaa baaa baaa baaa" and i realised that i was going out with a ****ing sheep(still she had a fine body if i may say so myself). somehow starcraft had taken my social life and shoved it somewhere so dark and miserable that only the best colonic would be able to suck it out.

Secondly.......
**** what was it again. sorry i just cant concentrate when i think about betsy. She was the love of my life. when i could not sleep she used to jump up and down like kangaroo on speed until i had counted myself to sleep. she was so conciderate, which is probably why, looking back on it, i thought she was interested in my starcraft conversations. oh well. sniff sniff
oh yeah getting back to it.... if you are not interested in starcraft then please do not post here or i will **** on your face. i know where you go to college and even where some of you live.

Thirdly.........
of all the people i have played sicnarf is the best and the only one who can beat me, on an inconsistent basis. Spacedog i am sure you have gotten better and i would like to officially challange you to a game this wed coming(the fifth of mar) here is hoping you have gotten better than me cos i really would appreciate the challenge. Damnyanks reackons he is the best so i would not mind playing him either. As for you mada i reckon you will still be the mush i remember you as........

Anyone else who reckons they are hot then in the text of ivan, **********************BRING IT*********************

strat · 02-03-2003 07:09AM

rofl this should be on PI, Humour AND in the recycle bin

GG

*NemesiS* · 02-03-2003 08:32AM

Dear jesus please tell me this is an attempt at humour???? That is the saddest thing i have ever read, no exceptions!!!!1

TomTom · 02-03-2003 12:57PM

I say a team battle would be better than an indivudal game.

Ease off bickey, he is still sleeping in wolly jumpers to try and console himself

Bicky · 02-03-2003 05:18PM

Please please please tell me what the **** is wrong with you? The name of the thread was STARCRAFT ****ING ONLY PLEASE. i even said please. but did you listen. no you didnt you dumb ****s. Really its people like you who ruin these boards. if you dont have something interesting or at least mildly amusing to say then why the **** do you waste everyone elses time with having to read your bull**** posts.
Mr nemesis your just so great. your my new ****ing personal hero. what a clever, smart thing you must be, to come up with that witty remark all by yourself.

Dear jesus please tell me this is an attempt at humour????

how the **** did you pick up on that one genius??
i mean do you mabey have a phd from the great comedians at harvard or is it just superior intelligence which helped you to pick it out. For your information i actually was in a relationship with a ****ING SHEEP. she was nearly as great as you and could use a phone and everyting. you idiotic ****.

so please please i am begging you noone else post **** here. and if you feel like insulting me back that is fine. i dont give a **** but just dont do it here. in fact you should start a thread entitled bicky is a fool or something. Now wouldnt that be fun. i might even post a reply agreeing with you and we can all have a laugh before we go to the pub where we can listen to your incite on the latest political issuse of the day. super.

I really just cant wait

Snowball · 03-03-2003 11:47AM

someone should organise a SC tournoment. Singles and doubles. Would be fun

mada999 · 03-03-2003 12:49PM

yes, i am shít at the game!!

TomTom · 03-03-2003 01:25PM

Everybody meet on moday in compsoc and we will decide whats to happen.

(never knew that there could be a feeling of tension on a msg board)

Spacedog · 03-03-2003 02:06PM

challenge accepted, wed 5th 5.00pm, I'll be there with bells on.

Snowball · 03-03-2003 03:24PM

someone bring the riot gear, don't forget the riot gear

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 03-03-2003 05:22PM

I'll bring an erection

Redrocket · 03-03-2003 05:26PM

yeah ill bring some gear. i think bicky will to, that is if he has any left after his first post

Vulture · 04-03-2003 07:05PM

SicNArf here
Been a long time since i used boards. Wensday 5:00pm grand i'll be there and we can settle this. Then hopefully after all the slagging and ripping the piss that will go on unmercyfully while everyone (who cares) on the carlow boards gets a dig in on the loosers we can all get back to new games because frankly after all the starcraft played i dont thing we can really play it any more. Well unless you want to challange us again and again and again ect...

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 04-03-2003 07:09PM

hrm
I'm going to bring a bodhran so i can make dark and threatening "boom boom" noises regularly during the match..

it's called atmosphere..

Redrocket · 04-03-2003 07:11PM

holy crap? you're comin into college?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 04-03-2003 07:30PM

don't get smart boy

and I'll probably be around tomorrow, but I have to write up a load of labs for yvonne for thursday, so I'm gona get crackin them tonight and wed mornin.

Redrocket · 04-03-2003 07:41PM

righto, if you say your comin in, well then i guess youre comin in. yeah i have to do some labs too. ah well. at least you have lab groups for networkin. its just me and the other three guys that dont do the course anymore. yipee...

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 04-03-2003 07:45PM

hehe, poor baby

just got told the water in the house is Indeed fixed, as soon as my back stops killing me I'm gona wash my hair

mm.. pantene

Redrocket · 05-03-2003 10:59AM

pantene?!? **** that, thats bad for your hair...
i use herbal essences, you'd never believe what it can do for you. you ever see that woman moaning in the adds? well try that **** out, its fun

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 05-03-2003 11:00AM

I generally do moan in the shower,...
"oooh, i better clean *down there*"

i tried herbal essences before, it didn't "wow" me at the time, maybe it's time to give it another go?

Redrocket · 05-03-2003 11:13AM

hmm... i dunno.. maybe i got it mixed up so. who cares?
starcraft only please

heh

starcraft only please

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