Barbie Doll type blondes, yay or nay?

WumBuster · 14-07-2012 10:39PM #1

Question her for the lads but female input welcome too. Would you be into that type of woman?

Look i dont want to make too many generalisations as all of them obviously arent empty headed or bimbos but Im talking about your typical plastic barbie doll types with too much make up , fake breasts or push up bra's and so on who speak like 6 year olds.Im not saying there is anything wrong with being that way but for me I just couldnt see myself with that type(dated one kinda like that in the past). Ive blonde hair myself so i cant judge on that matter but I would need more mental stimulation i.e a decent conversation or someone who isnt so obsessed with their looks all the time. But each to their own. thoughts?

btw i dont want this to turn into women bashing or sexist even if it is AH!

cml387 · 14-07-2012 10:42PM

WumBuster wrote: »

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Ive blonde hair myself so i cant judge on that matter

Date yourself then. See what it's like.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 14-07-2012 10:44PM

Im dating one now. Its fun, she's hawt but there's no future.

cocoshovel · 14-07-2012 10:45PM

No. Its actually revolting and disgusts me.

token101 · 14-07-2012 10:48PM

I have a rule that I don't date anyone who speaks like a 6 year old. Hair colour, etc is irrelevant after that.

14-07-2012 10:49PM

Depends on the girl herself, not all are as annoying as the stereotype

WumBuster · 14-07-2012 10:51PM

Maybe I watch too much playboy tv!

FanadMan · 14-07-2012 10:51PM

Nay, nay....thrice nay

They are as fake as their push up bras!

girl in the striped socks · 14-07-2012 10:51PM

I have nothing against anyone getting dolled up if it makes them feel better about themselves or more confidant. It's their business really.
But I would draw the line at an adult speaking like a child.
That's just completely stupid tbh.

Tombi! · 14-07-2012 11:35PM

I require clarification: by Barbie Doll type blondes do you mean the type of fine, young, attractive woman that dolls on fake tan and several layers of make up and is seen pissed out of her head at 2am with the makeup ruined?

In either case, I wouldn't touch anything that looks like a barbie doll.

Fight_Night · 14-07-2012 11:40PM

If they are orange then no they can get the boat.

Other than that I'd have a short term relationship with them but if they are braindead then it's not gonna last. In general though I don't find that look particularly attractive, more of a brunette man myself.

Raging_Ninja · 14-07-2012 11:50PM

thread fail, no pictures

A Primal Nut · 14-07-2012 11:53PM

Wow guy's you must be so proud to be different. Strange that nobody will admit to liking them but which girls get approached constantly in pubs and clubs??

Tombi! · 14-07-2012 11:56PM

Raging_Ninja wrote: »

thread fail, no pictures

I'm not the OP but I'll provide a photo of what he means.

A Primal Nut wrote: »

Wow guy's you must be so proud to be different. Strange that nobody will admit to liking them but which girls get approached constantly in pubs and clubs??

Depends on the clubs you go to. Personally I try not to go to places that let in Oompa Loompas.

Raging_Ninja · 14-07-2012 11:59PM

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

I'm not the OP but I'll provide a photo of what he means.

Sorry, I'm not into skeletons.

Tombi! · 15-07-2012 12:00AM

Raging_Ninja wrote: »

Sorry, I'm not into skeletons.

Hey you got your pic.
https://www.facebook.com/ValeriaLukyanova

You want a photo of a barbie doll and you got one. Not so pretty is it.

daenerysstormborn3 · 15-07-2012 12:00AM

^^^ Is that a real person?

Tombi! · 15-07-2012 12:00AM

pixiebean22 wrote: »

^^^ Is that a real person?

Yup, she's from the Ukraine and she got a bunch of surgeries done to look like Barbie. Posted her page on facebook in a post here.

miller50841 · 15-07-2012 12:02AM

Help me find molly she makes me want to dance.....

girl in the striped socks · 15-07-2012 12:08AM

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

pixiebean22 wrote: »

^^^ Is that a real person?

Yup, she's from the Ukraine and she got a bunch of surgeries done to look like Barbie. Posted her page on facebook in a post here.

It's gonna sound like I'm jealous but she looks completely unnatural. She must be under some pressure to stay looking like that.
I often see so called barbie types. Blonde hair always blow dried to perfection, full make up on, fake tan, always dressed up in the latest trend etc but they still manage to look human.
She looks alien.

Soby · 15-07-2012 12:08AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2133552/Valeria-Lukyanova-pictures-Real-life-Barbie-seeks-worlds-convincing-doll.html

Tombi! · 15-07-2012 12:09AM

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

It's gonna sound like I'm jealous but she looks completely unnatural. She must be under some pressure to stay looking like that.
I often see so called barbie types. Blonde hair always blow dried to perfection, full make up on, fake tan, always dressed up in the latest trend etc but they still manage to look human.
She looks alien.

But this woman got surgery done so she would look like that. There's a difference between spending hours trying to look good and getting surgery to look like a doll.
And I don't think you sound jealous in the slightest. I think you sound like a normal person. The woman looks like a toy doll. I think most people would say it's not natural to modify your appearance so much with surgery like that.

WumBuster · 15-07-2012 12:11AM

Look obviously they are attractive and you are a bit of legend if you go around with one on your arm- see Michael flattely >

http://www.who2.com/35940/photo/32254

But it just comes across as superficial id prefer, in a serious relationship sense to have a more meaningful personal relationship not based entirely on looks and image- or maybe im being too idealistic in that sense

LH Pathe · 15-07-2012 12:12AM

I like neurotic chicks with small tits n a brain. Colour, is irrelevent but stereotypes do exist.

girl in the striped socks · 15-07-2012 12:15AM

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

It's gonna sound like I'm jealous but she looks completely unnatural. She must be under some pressure to stay looking like that.
I often see so called barbie types. Blonde hair always blow dried to perfection, full make up on, fake tan, always dressed up in the latest trend etc but they still manage to look human.
She looks alien.

But this woman got surgery done so she would look like that. There's a difference between spending hours trying to look good and getting surgery to look like a doll.
And I don't think you sound jealous in the slightest. I think you sound like a normal person. The woman looks like a toy doll. I think most people would say it's not natural to modify your appearance so much with surgery like that.

I'd never knock anyone for getting surgery done if that's what they want. I have big knockers for my frame so realistically I'll probably have to get them hoisted up in about ten to fifteen years when gravity takes its toll. I know if they're hanging around my knee caps I'd be miserable so I'd get something done about it.
But she has taken it to the extreme. She was probably a very pretty girl without the surgery. I'd hazard a guess she looked better beforehand.

Tombi! · 15-07-2012 12:23AM

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

I'd never knock anyone for getting surgery done if that's what they want. I have big knockers for my frame so realistically I'll probably have to get them hoisted up in about ten to fifteen years when gravity takes its toll. I know if they're hanging around my knee caps I'd be miserable so I'd get something done about it.
But she has taken it to the extreme. She was probably a very pretty girl without the surgery. I'd hazard a guess she looked better beforehand.

My point was getting something to make yourself happy or because you think it's a necessity is different from trying to make yourself look like a plastic doll.
One can be considered a necessity (even if it's just to boost your confidance) but the other is just bizzare. It's like the lads who pop steroids just to look huge. Realistic is one thing but looking like something outta a cartoon is a bit too much.

LH Pathe · 15-07-2012 12:27AM

You could have your boobs reduced, that is infinitely more favourable than the cosmetic opposite. Long as theyre still au naturalle; aka no foreign objects in there but if they're weighing ya down..

UglyBolloxFace · 15-07-2012 12:34AM

WumBuster wrote: »

Question her for the lads but female input welcome too. Would you be into that type of woman?

Look i dont want to make too many generalisations as all of them obviously arent empty headed or bimbos but Im talking about your typical plastic barbie doll types with too much make up , fake breasts or push up bra's and so on who speak like 6 year olds.Im not saying there is anything wrong with being that way but for me I just couldnt see myself with that type(dated one kinda like that in the past). Ive blonde hair myself so i cant judge on that matter but I would need more mental stimulation i.e a decent conversation or someone who isnt so obsessed with their looks all the time. But each to their own. thoughts?

btw i dont want this to turn into women bashing or sexist even if it is AH!

Relationship material? - No.

One-time fúck material? - Yes.

girl in the striped socks · 15-07-2012 12:35AM

LH Pathe wrote: »

You could have your boobs reduced, that is infinitely more favourable than the cosmetic opposite. Long as theyre still au naturalle; aka no foreign objects in there but if they're weighing ya down..

They're grand at the minute but they will go south. I plan on starting a family in the next couple of months so there's no point doing anything now.
I'll wait until I get fat from babies, lose the weight & see how they look then. But yeah I wouldn't mind getting them reduced.

Blowfish · 15-07-2012 12:37AM

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Hey you got your pic.
https://www.facebook.com/ValeriaLukyanova

You want a photo of a barbie doll and you got one. Not so pretty is it.

I've seen a few pictures of her before. She's the first actual human that somehow successfully manages to hit the 'uncanny valley'

Smidge · 15-07-2012 12:57AM

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

They're grand at the minute but they will go south. I plan on starting a family in the next couple of months so there's no point doing anything now.
I'll wait until I get fat from babies, lose the weight & see how they look then. But yeah I wouldn't mind getting them reduced.

Heads up?

Spaniels ears.

Or bin lids :pac:

Barbie Doll type blondes, yay or nay?

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