What's the biggest crime you will openly admit to on here?

I stole the hearts of many beautiful women!! :pac:

My friends and I used to regularly race on the roads most weekends, I'm not proud of it though we were lucky not to have been killed or killed someone else!

Stole a decent hurling helmet and two or three sliotars from school when I was younger, taking the sliotars was common enough but the helmet was a bit much.

I kidnapped myself for the insurance money but forgot to take out insurance.

Getting my CAO results a day early and thanks whoring.

I stole the cookies from the cookie jar

That is all

I broke into a supermarket in Portugal, smashed the window by throwing a large and empty Sangria jug through it and climbed in.

Myself and my friend had consumed a lot of Sangria and thought it would be a great idea to smash a window. Young, drunk and foolish......I was once that angry young woman who did stupid things while drunk.

Stole lots of chocolate and alcohol. We had no food because we were broke at the time, waiting for money to arrive from home, but we had fancy chocolate and alcohol to offer the kind people in the tent next door who offered to share their dinner with the hungry idiots next door.

Strange night - horrible following day. T'was a long long time ago now. And a once off, thank goodness

I raped and murdered in Belgium, hiding out here in Dublin until it all cools down a bit.

Most of the items in my wardrobe in the mid 80s.
Sure they looked good on Crocket and Tubbs in sunny Miami, but on a spotty teenager with a bad hairdo in rainy Louth = fashion crime.
I am actually cringeing just thinking about it.

I waked across the street without looking each way