Unwarranted infraction in tLL

Was in the vicinity of tLL this evening and decided to stop off for a bit of banter.
I'm a bit of a stranger to the place but I thought I'd pop in regardless.
Unfortunately I was a little short of time so I was only able to make the one hilarious comment, before continuing on about my business.

Next thing, out of nowhere, I found myself the victim of an unprovoked broadside from some "rainbow kirby" character.
The only excuse given was that I was being infracted for being sexy.
I think this is bang out of order, discriminatory, derogatory and an affront to sexy people everywhere.

This is a slur against an otherwise, more or less, unblemished record, and I demand an immediate retraction.

Ya know who else didn't like sexy people?
Hitler.
Just saying....