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Thinking of doing porn. Is it all that bad?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Meh - I'll ask the missus later for one, we'll find out that way.
    Don't know what it is but there's nothing I won't do

    That include doing the dishes and all?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10 M_Bovary


    Seems like if you are ok with degrading women then yes, go ahead. That's what's popular in the porn world and among its Neanderthal viewers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    M_Bovary wrote: »
    Seems like if you are ok with degrading women then yes, go ahead. That's what's popular in the porn world and among its Neanderthal viewers.

    He's talking about gay porn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    leggo wrote: »
    The puns got old on page 2, to be fair.

    You think puns get old?

    Boards is not for you my friend :P
    M_Bovary wrote: »
    Seems like if you are ok with degrading women then yes, go ahead. That's what's popular in the porn world and among its Neanderthal viewers.

    Lol! Since when is porn degrading to women? They are the ones with all the power. They are the ones who get paid the decent money. Guys in porn are just rent-a-dicks and get paid shag all (pun intended).

    It's the men who are degraded if anything!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Jogathon


    Op, serious question... What is it that you want to study in college?

    If it is a profession, like accounting, teaching, soliciting (ha ha), etc then I would advise you to steer clear. Your good name would not be a good name anymore, and Ireland is too small for people not to hear about it.

    I would just advise you to steer clear regardless actually, for reasons of health and sanity, as well as the above reason.

    A quick fix to earn money is generally not a good idea.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    ahh welcome to the internet, we'll have a phamplet out to you asap !!

    gotta love your customer service skills :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    M_Bovary wrote: »
    Seems like if you are ok with degrading women then yes, go ahead. That's what's popular in the porn world and among its Neanderthal viewers.


    Words fail me, this view is so outdated ...

    MrStuffins wrote: »
    You think puns get old?

    Boards is not for you my friend :P



    Lol! Since when is porn degrading to women? They are the ones with all the power. They are the ones who get paid the decent money. Guys in porn are just rent-a-dicks and get paid shag all (pun intended).

    It's the men who are degraded if anything!

    I feel constantly degraded by wimmen due to my obviously hard problem ..
    gotta love your customer service skills




    I aim to please ... how's your o/h i havent heard from her in a few days now ... i might have juicy news for her ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    M_Bovary wrote: »
    Seems like if you are ok with degrading women then yes, go ahead. That's what's popular in the porn world and among its Neanderthal viewers.

    Rereg Banned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    leggo wrote: »
    Hate to be the voice of reason but lads...jaysus were you never young yourselves? The amount of bullying behaviour, homophobia then, later, sheer creepiness in this thread is unreal.

    So what if the OP is a bit melodramatic? That's how everyone is when they're 18, every day is another drama! He's probably having a bit of a cry for help by posting here...another thing, btw, that he was routinely slagged for. How dare he post looking for advice from strangers! Has he not considered that they might be miserable too??

    Never mind that he's got a very real concern, as detailed in this post, and is clearly tempted to resort to desperate measures.



    I know it's AH but seriously, when you went to sleep, did you all feel better after ripping into the desperate 18-year old kid?

    i'm not gay so he has nothing to fear from me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Gay porn does nothing but take jobs from wimmins.

    Sexist pricks etc.

    I agree 100%!

    That's why when I watch Gay Porn I ensure it's 2 girls doing it! Just doing my part for Womens' Lib!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    I aim to please ... how's your o/h i havent heard from her in a few days now ... i might have juicy news for her ..

    she is good... ah she'll be on boards later so ye can have a good gossip ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 948 ✭✭✭Muir


    OP - would you not at least try applying for a grant for college before going into porn? You talk like you've exhausted all other options, but you haven't. I posted a reply to your thread about college, don't know if you seen it, but I basically told you that if you want help with college, you need to ask everyone & everywhere, local businesses, the college you're going to, everywhere.

    I can't get a job & my parents struggled to give me help with college & that's what I did. Although I am refused for the grant every year, I still applied again. Doesn't hurt to try.

    Porn is a bad idea. It will come back to bite you in the ass later. You'll be looking for a job after college & they'll discover a video online. Things that end up online tend to stay there, they can be damn near impossible to get rid of. I recently took my niece for her secondary school interview with my old principal and she told me that one of the things she tells first years is this:
    "Don't put anything on the internet that you wouldn't gladly put here on the noticeboard for everyone to see"

    It's not your only option, at all. Go ask places for help with college, look up scholarships, ask local businesses, go mowing people's lawns or send out flyers offering to babysit or do odd jobs in peoples home, offer to teach people to use the internet, give grinds to school students, offer to walk peoples dogs. There are loads of things you could try to do that wont end up ruining your life in the future, and you could also put these things on a CV later.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,969 ✭✭✭buck65


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    At least wear a gimp mask so none of your friends will recognise you.

    When they're riding you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    The OP needs to get over the hangover, stop his "research" and respond to this hilarious mess he's created :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    The fact that they don't usually use condoms would put me off any man who appeared in a porn film. It's just very dodgy especially when there is so much of it going in people's living rooms rather than with a proper business.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    leggo wrote: »
    The puns got old on page 2, to be fair.

    I just bought a pair of bad frequency shoes. I keep doppling over and my foot hertz.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Just go in at the end as a stunt cock for the cumshot... then nobody will know it's you and you don't have to bone anyone!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    smash wrote: »
    Just go in at the end as a stunt cock for the cumshot... then nobody will know it's you and you don't have to bone anyone!

    How do you know ................... smash, the stunt dick:eek:.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    1ZRed i think that its ultimatley up to yourself if you want to go for it,just go for it,see how it works out for you..

    If however you are thinking of a different career long term this may come back to bite you in the ass,so be careful..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Yea - if someone goes into porn then they should be very much expectant that they will be identified. Myself, partners and some friends are currently having a laugh writing a porn script with us joking, with various degrees of seriousness, about actually filming it.

    The one consensus so far is that if we ever did the original will never be copied, will be locked up very secure somewhere, and can only be viewed by, or in the company of, people who were actually in it.



    So have I, for the reasons above. A lot more research than I expected I would do.

    Amazing the work that goes into a single produced porn scene. The professional stuff - not the amateur stuff - for example is often shot from quite a few different angles. The reason you never see the other cameras in these angles is that the porn stars actually shoot each sex scene multiple times - often on a single day.

    So while you are sitting watching a scene of two people having sex for 30 minutes - the actual actors likely did it anything from 5 to 10 times.

    If we ever did get around to filming our own one - as we are semi joking about doing - it is clearly going to be a lot more work than I expected. Even writing a serious script without it coming out as crass, cliche, base, kitch or boring has been quite hard - though a lot of fun I must say - and we are trying to actually make a script that covers not just sex - but some interesting and serious subject matters and story lines too.
    That's very skinny for an 8 inch dick. Not sure you are hung well enough for porn.

    Ok I might as well reply to this today. One think I won't be insulted on is my dick. I'm 5.3 inches mid shaft so obviously I'm thinker at the base. Over 5.5

    Sorry if my cock isn't up to porn standard so says the dick expert but yeah it is.

    I bet my girth is nearly your length. But yes it means I look longer than what I am which has amazed a lot of people.

    Anyway to get back on topic, just because I'm not going to take it doesn't mean I couldn't succeed in porn. Many guys have the whole masculine top persona going and never bottom on film because it's out of character. It's similar to bottoms that never top etc.
    And I'm not going to bottom because I hate it and I'm a damn good top.

    About the whole "hardly wears condoms thing". A lot of you are clueless. Barebacking is extremely rare in mainstream gay porn. And you ALWAYS have to have a full HIV and STI screening. Not to protect me necessarily, but to protect the others that are more valuable to them.
    I have no problem with barebacking, never did it in real life but I'm not going to start on film and I won't have to.

    Tbh , I don't know why so many of you are calling me naive and stupid and then go on to tell me false information about what they think gay porn is about from translating what they know about straight porn onto it. Fact of the matter is don't tell me what you have no clue about.
    Some people here have given me good info about it but majority of you haven't but that's alright.

    And no I haven't told me friends. Why would I tell them something I might not even get around to doing? Plus that would a great way to come out to some of them. "hey I was going to tell you something but I figured I'd just show you a video of me ass ****ing a guy! I think you can figure out the rest".
    I haven't even told the guy I'm kind of with what my intensions are.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    How do you know ................... smash, the stunt dick:eek:.
    yep, just get paid and don't even have to appear in the credits!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,304 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Ok I might as well reply to this today. One think I won't be insulted on is my dick. I'm 5.3 inches mid shaft so obviously I'm thinker at the base. Over 5.5

    Sorry if my cock isn't up to porn standard so says the dick expert but yeah it is.

    I bet my girth is nearly your length. But yes it means I look longer than what I am which has amazed a lot of people.

    You really do get all types of topics in AH. :D All shapes and sizes welcome.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Bring back Feeky and his crush.. there was some entertainment value there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    1ZRed wrote: »
    One think I won't be insulted on is my dick.

    LMAO troll of the year, every year!



    Good on you, if there's anything I can't stand it's when someone insults a harmless innocent dick. You should challenge him to fisticuffs to restore the honour of the poor dick.


  • Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Ok I might as well reply to this today.

    Oddly you appear to have hit QUOTE on my post and then not replied to any of it. Was this intentional in some way? Or was some part of your post directed at me that I can not find?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Oddly you appear to have hit QUOTE on my post and then not replied to any of it. Was this intentional in some way? Or was some part of your post directed at me that I can not find?


    Perhaps it was an accidental quote, not unlike when one is having sex with a lady and accidentally it goes in the wrong way.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭TheStook


    This has legendary thread potential.
    OT- I thought the OP was a female based on his first post and I'm sure the second poster thought so too, go for it man and let us know how you get on. Personally there is no way I could do Gay Porn for money, Im not a homophobe, far from it, but it just seems wrong for money if you're not gay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I haven't even told the guy I'm kind of with what my intensions are.



    Let the record show that the OP is in fact GAY, so the chances of reaching epic thread status has not been defunct


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    OP has caught quite a few on this expedition.
    http://farm1.staticflickr.com/24/42719871_aed8227898.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    This thread has got very deep since last night. :(


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