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Thinking of doing porn. Is it all that bad?

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  • #152
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    why would anyone pay for gay porn? all they need do is go into any public park toilets and watch it for free :D


    George michael style ... ;)
    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    Think of all that time spent manically shaving your pubic hair.



    In fairness he's only a kid, so he prob wont have that big bushy growth of a long term anchor man ..


  • #153
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    No, that was the night before last. Last night the concern was the girth of his
    penis. The night before last it was how hairy a man should be, and we learned how his body hair was finally starting to grow.



    I somehow think the recognition and attention might be more of a motivation than money.


    Seriously OP, you should take a break from starting new threads. I'm not denying you may have issues, but you sound immature and tbh, come across as a bit if a whinger. I think you might benefit from starting college later, and in the meantime you should consider going to bed earlier at night.

    +10
    This whole thing is a train wreck


  • #154
    bellylint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭bellylint


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    It won't only be morals you'll be swallowing!

    I keep here for the cheap puns, and damn AH you do not disappoint!
    :)


  • #155
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Why don't you take an easier route altogether and do nude cleaning. 15 euros an hour. The bulk of it will be lonely farmers who beat off while you are mucking out the stables, but occasionally you get a widow who needs a right good rogering. My friend has made enough to pay off his drug debts and buy new wellies.


  • #156
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Girl I went to school with did porn, used her real name :pac: EVERYONE saw it, including her parents. All you need is one person in your hometown to find it, and everybody knows in a few hours.

    Yea - if someone goes into porn then they should be very much expectant that they will be identified. Myself, partners and some friends are currently having a laugh writing a porn script with us joking, with various degrees of seriousness, about actually filming it.

    The one consensus so far is that if we ever did the original will never be copied, will be locked up very secure somewhere, and can only be viewed by, or in the company of, people who were actually in it.
    1ZRed wrote: »
    And you think I don't? I hardly watch porn either but I've started to do a lot of research on it.

    So have I, for the reasons above. A lot more research than I expected I would do.

    Amazing the work that goes into a single produced porn scene. The professional stuff - not the amateur stuff - for example is often shot from quite a few different angles. The reason you never see the other cameras in these angles is that the porn stars actually shoot each sex scene multiple times - often on a single day.

    So while you are sitting watching a scene of two people having sex for 30 minutes - the actual actors likely did it anything from 5 to 10 times.

    If we ever did get around to filming our own one - as we are semi joking about doing - it is clearly going to be a lot more work than I expected. Even writing a serious script without it coming out as crass, cliche, base, kitch or boring has been quite hard - though a lot of fun I must say - and we are trying to actually make a script that covers not just sex - but some interesting and serious subject matters and story lines too.


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  • #157
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Deleted User wrote: »
    the porn stars actually shoot each sex scene multiple times - often on a single day.

    Oh those poor fckers.. literally.


  • #158
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Deleted User wrote: »
    - and we are trying to actually make a script that covers not just sex - but some interesting and serious subject matters and story lines too.

    Leave that shít to spielberg - porn is just for **** to!:)
    Nothing worse than some rent a snatch thinking she's meryl streep!!


  • #159
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Leave that shít to spielberg - porn is just for **** to!:)
    Nothing worse than some rent a snatch thinking she's meryl streep!!

    If it were porn for distribution - sale or profilt I would likely agree with you. Its not though - more of a personal project where we are excercising our writing skills (a few of us actually write for a living) and just having a fun time out of the creative process. With some sex scenes added in for the fun.

    If we ever filmed it - and even if we do not and it remains just a script - we would like it to be result we can be proud of. Some in the group of us are quite keen to film it. The rest just joking semi seriously about it.


  • #160
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    I doubt you'd even have the good grace to a give a man the reach-around after he shoots his load into you...

    But seriously OP, we all make mistakes when we are young but something like this has the potential to seriously fcuk your life up. You won't even make much money!


  • #161
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    I doubt you'd even have the good grace to a give a man the reach-around after he shoots his load into you...

    But seriously OP, we all make mistakes when we are young but something like this has the potential to seriously fcuk your life up. You won't even make much money!


    I believe sir you have this a little backwards, as the person behind would be doing both the shooting and reaching ...


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  • #162
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Male pornstars have to F**K other male pornstars in the ass, it's part of the job whether they're gay or not.

    So no thank you.



    Watch Boogie Nights, good info in their


    Just as long as you don't want to be a teacher after your porn career

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2148952/Hard-core-porn-star-teacher-Stacie-Halas-talks-double-life-movie-said-doesnt-students.html


  • #163
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    I believe sir you have this a little backwards, as the person behind would be doing both the shooting and reaching ...

    Damn... thought I didn't need to look that one up... I shall defer to your superior knowledge of such things in that case!


  • #164
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    Damn... thought I didn't need to look that one up... I shall defer to your superior knowledge of such things in that case!


    It's not gay if you're just showing somebody ... :rolleyes:


  • #165
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    Damn... thought I didn't need to look that one up... I shall defer to your superior knowledge of such things in that case!


    wtf is this reach around thing, I am confused and don't know what you're talking about, I also thought I knew / saw everything about sex since I've been researching porn for the last 15 years and have seen 95%+ of the internet so intrigue me please.


  • #166
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Man this is going to be some nasty hangover thread for the OP when he wakes up ...

    "5.3 mid-shaft" ......

    Bleedin Scarla' for ya


  • #167
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Blondini wrote: »
    Man this is going to be some nasty hangover thread for the OP when he wakes up ...

    "5.3 mid-shaft" ......

    Bleedin Scarla' for ya


    i read this in your accent and it just orgasmic ! bravo !!


  • #168
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    OP, have you given consideration to, you know, getting a real job and growing the fúck up?


  • #169
    Miller Slimy Roughneck
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Miller Slimy Roughneck


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    wtf is this reach around thing, I am confused and don't know what you're talking about, I also thought I knew / saw everything about sex since I've been researching porn for the last 15 years and have seen 95%+ of the internet so intrigue me please.

    you sound intrigued already, job done


  • #170
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    bluewolf wrote: »
    you sound intrigued already, job done


    Meh - I'll ask the missus later for one, we'll find out that way.
    Don't know what it is but there's nothing I won't do


  • #171
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    OP, have you given consideration to, you know, getting a real job and growing the fúck up?

    sad thing is there is feck all jobs out there for him...

    he is 18 with no qualifications and his parents can't afford to send him to college cos they are already paying for his two sisters.

    with no work experience behind him he has little or no options.

    factories, pubs & shops are closing down at an alarming rate.

    so now he is considering gay porn as a career option to get him through these hard (pardon the pun) times as a means of income.

    he could also sell himself as a rent boy, but that is even more risky than gay porn which is a bit more regulated.


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  • #172
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    So who gets payed more top/bottom


  • #173
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,057 ✭✭✭leggo


    Hate to be the voice of reason but lads...jaysus were you never young yourselves? The amount of bullying behaviour, homophobia then, later, sheer creepiness in this thread is unreal.

    So what if the OP is a bit melodramatic? That's how everyone is when they're 18, every day is another drama! He's probably having a bit of a cry for help by posting here...another thing, btw, that he was routinely slagged for. How dare he post looking for advice from strangers! Has he not considered that they might be miserable too??

    Never mind that he's got a very real concern, as detailed in this post, and is clearly tempted to resort to desperate measures.
    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    sad thing is there is feck all jobs out there for him...

    he is 18 with no qualifications and his parents can't afford to send him to college cos they are already paying for his two sisters.

    with no work experience behind him he has little or no options.

    factories, pubs & shops are closing down at an alarming rate.

    so now he is considering gay porn as a career option to get him through these hard (pardon the pun) times as a means of income.

    he could also sell himself as a rent boy, but that is even more risky than gay porn which is a bit more regulated.

    I know it's AH but seriously, when you went to sleep, did you all feel better after ripping into the desperate 18-year old kid?


  • #174
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    leggo wrote: »
    Hate to be the voice of reason but lads...jaysus were you never young yourselves? The amount of bullying behaviour, homophobia then, later, sheer creepiness in this thread is unreal.

    So what if the OP is a bit melodramatic? That's how everyone is when they're 18, every day is another drama! He's probably having a bit of a cry for help by posting here...another thing, btw, that he was routinely slagged for. How dare he post looking for advice from strangers! Has he not considered that they might be miserable too??

    Never mind that he's got a very real concern, as detailed in this post, and is clearly tempted to resort to desperate measures.



    I know it's AH but seriously, when you went to sleep, did you all feel better after ripping into the desperate 18-year old kid?



    Srsly Brah !!!


  • #175
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    leggo wrote: »
    Hate to be the voice of reason but lads...jaysus were you never young yourselves? The amount of bullying behaviour, homophobia then, later, sheer creepiness in this thread is unreal.

    So what if the OP is a bit melodramatic? That's how everyone is when they're 18, every day is another drama! He's probably having a bit of a cry for help by posting here...another thing, btw, that he was routinely slagged for. How dare he post looking for advice from strangers! Has he not considered that they might be miserable too??

    Never mind that he's got a very real concern, as detailed in this post, and is clearly tempted to resort to desperate measures.



    I know it's AH but seriously, when you went to sleep, did you all feel better after ripping into the desperate 18-year old kid?

    Yes we were all 18 and yes we all had dramas .... but hes not talking to his mates about a fcuking paper-round HE'S TALKING TO AH ABOUT BEING A GAY PORN STAR .....


  • #176
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    Srsly Brah !!!

    It's rare when soneone enters a thread whose username is wildly appropriate & inappropriate simultaneously!

    Well done sir!


  • #177
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    leggo wrote: »
    I know it's AH but seriously, when you went to sleep, did you all feel better after ripping into the desperate 18-year old kid?

    He better get used to grown men ripping into a desperate 18 year old kid, he wants to do it for a living!


  • #178
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,057 ✭✭✭leggo


    The puns got old on page 2, to be fair.


  • #179
    Wedgie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 127 ✭✭Wedgie


    Gay porn???

    Seriously???

    They make gay porn???


  • #180
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Wedgie wrote: »
    Gay porn???

    Seriously???

    They make gay porn???


    ahh welcome to the internet, we'll have a phamplet out to you asap !!


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  • #181
    Fupping Grasshole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭Fupping Grasshole


    Whatever happened to that case in the americas last year, where yer man was caught pirating porn, was up in court but his legal team were arguing that you can't copyright porn becuase copyright is for art that isn't obscene or something? I can't be bothered to google it but apparantly if they won their case the porn industry would be finished.

    Anyway OP, yea do it, great idea and you'll never regret it and the 23, 24 year old fellas with their own gaff would love to marry ya and give you money and things aswell when you're a porn queen. :pac:


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