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Thinking of doing porn. Is it all that bad?

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  • #92
    Mance Rayder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    OP Have you any other skills? Like Typing?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3omQikQYmgY


  • #93
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    Yea. Best wait till in your in your late 30's to start into the porn industry. Make sure you have something to fall back on.

    He said he doesn't wanna do THAT particular thing in his porn movies!


  • #94
    FouxDaFaFa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    Check out Louis Theroux's latest, "Twilight of the Pornstars". Not the prettiest picture, the industry is dying because of free sites and amateurs.


  • #95
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    ThomasFlynn wrote: »
    How do you know you're hung? Has somebody ever told you're hung? Even the measurements you do have (which I've I think I've read) could be incorrect? You measure along the top, not the side, not the back etc.

    What is 'hung' is subjective and somebody might not think you're big enough, are you sure you have the required stats?

    I'm not trying to criticise just trying to make you think twice here and think of all the negatives.

    I'm 8 inches from the top. I'm over that measuring from the side. I count the top only. It's not my first time.

    I've been told I'm big by nearly everyone I've been with because I am. Nobody needs to tell me I'm hung when I understand 8 inches is bigger than the 6 inch average.

    Pornstars start off at 7-7.5 inches 8 inches is the average in porn and anything above that is a massive plus.


  • #96
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    You're male. I see.

    Male pornstars get paid **** all. Very few make liveable money apparently.
    Consider it a hobby only most likely. And, you probably don't have an american visa? So your chances are probably close to nil.

    Congrats on having a big langer though.


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  • #97
    Mance Rayder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I've been told I'm big by nearly everyone I've been with because I am. Nobody needs to tell me I'm hung when I understand 8 inches is bigger than the 6 inch average.


    All the Asians (Sorry lads) brings that world average way down.:pac:


  • #98
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    oh yea. And many of the male pornstars are 'gay for pay', they need to be in order to make any money.


  • #99
    SharpshooterTom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,017 ✭✭✭SharpshooterTom


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I'm 8 inches from the top. I'm over that measuring from the side. I count the top only. It's not my first time.

    I've been told I'm big by nearly everyone I've been with because I am. Nobody needs to tell me I'm hung when I understand 8 inches is bigger than the 6 inch average.

    And your girth? I read your post saying you were only average in that department, so you have to think about the whole package.

    But good luck to you anyway, come back in about months time and think about it in the meanwhile. If you still want to do gay porn and its what you REALLY want to do, well you only live life once, go for it I say.

    Do plenty of research into it though.


  • #100
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Mance Rayder wrote: »
    All the Asians (Sorry lads) brings that world average way down.:pac:

    SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Not that I .....erm...... you know...... have those kinds of problems or anything.......!


  • #101
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Mance Rayder wrote: »
    Look OP, being serious for a moment. You say you need to be 100% level going into this and your not.

    Last night you were drinking vodka and moaning about how unfair life is because your parents wont pay your college fees. Tonight your talking about getting paid to have sex on camera.

    That is not level man, that is way off the emotional handle.

    I think I said I wasn't quite 100% level right now. but if that's the mentality you need to start this sh/t then what are you bitching about when you look at porn yourself?

    Yeah with the way my posts are going tomorrow night's hot thread is going to be "Thinking of becoming a drug dealer. Is it all that bad?"


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  • #102
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    You're male. I see.

    Male pornstars get paid **** all. Very few make liveable money apparently.
    Consider it a hobby only most likely. And, you probably don't have an american visa? So your chances are probably close to nil.

    Congrats on having a big langer though.

    Back track my posts and it'll explain all of your questions


  • #103
    Mance Rayder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I think I said I wasn't quite 100% level right now. but if that's the mentality you need to start this sh/t then what are you bitching about when you look at porn yourself?

    Yeah with the way my posts are going tomorrow night's hot thread is going to be "Thinking of becoming a drug dealer. Is it all that bad?"


    Huh? I don't watch porn it's sh!t. I have the real thing.

    I tried to level with you, sorry if I didn't sugar coat it enough for your delicate sensitivity's.


  • #104
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    It'd be a lot easier to become a drug dealer, better money too.


  • #105
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    ThomasFlynn wrote: »
    And your girth? I read your post saying you were only average in that department, so you have to think about the whole package.

    But good luck to you anyway, come back in about months time and think about it in the meanwhile. If you still want to do gay porn and its what you REALLY want to do, well you only live life once, go for it I say.

    Do plenty of research into it though.

    I'm about 5.3 midshaft. Average I think is 5 so there you go. It's not something I really want to do but I need to finance my future so I need to take a hit to my morals and basically sell myself. Not ideal but it could be easy money for just ****ing around for a few hours.


  • #106
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    ThomasFlynn wrote: »
    But good luck to you anyway, come back in about months time and think about it in the meanwhile. If you still want to do gay porn and its what you REALLY want to do, well you only live life once, go for it I say.

    Hopefully one of his older siblings who gets to go to college is studying medicine so he doesn't have to see the family soctor about his Hepetitis C!


  • #107
    Paully D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    I take it you're not wanting to study rocket science in college?


  • #108
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Mance Rayder wrote: »
    Huh? I don't watch porn it's sh!t. I have the real thing.

    I tried to level with you, sorry if I didn't sugar coat it enough for your delicate sensitivity's.

    And you think I don't? I hardly watch porn either but I've started to do a lot of research on it.


  • #109
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Paully D wrote: »
    I take it you're not wanting to study rocket science in college?

    He'll be an expert on rockets after a few weeks in the business though!


  • #110
    Mance Rayder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I'm about 5.3 midshaft. Average I think is 5 so there you go. It's not something I really want to do but I need to finance my future so I need to take a hit to my morals and basically sell myself. Not ideal but it could be easy money for just ****ing around for a few hours.


    LOL did you just measure your penis??:pac::pac:

    Man you crack me up. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Can't wait for tomorrows episode.


  • #111
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Paully D wrote: »
    I take it you're not wanting to study rocket science in college?

    No it's biomedical science and biotechnology that I want. Biomedical Engineering is in my cards as well.

    Not rocket science but not a retard's course either.

    I have to laugh just because I have the dick and the look to do porn I'm now automatically stupid. Perfect stereotyping there mate!
    What ever delusions keep you happy anyway


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  • #112
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Mance Rayder wrote: »
    LOL did you just measure your penis??:pac::pac:

    Man you crack me up. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Can't wait for tomorrows episode.

    Nope. Did that ages ago. I like to know what I'm packing.

    I'd ask if you did the same but then your stats mustn't have been very memorable if you're so shocked I know mine


  • #113
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Nope. Did that ages ago. I like to know what I'm packing.

    I'd ask if you did the same but then your stats mustn't have been very memorable if you're so shocked I know mine

    Now now, play nice!

    You're on the internet asking should you become a prostitute and now you're slagging people who reply to you. That's not nice!


  • #114
    Mance Rayder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    1ZRed wrote: »
    No it's biomedical science and biotechnology that I want. Biomedical Engineering is in my cards as well.

    Not rocket science but not a retard's course either.

    I have to laugh just because I have the dick and the look to do porn I'm now automatically stupid. Perfect stereotyping there mate!
    What ever delusions keep you happy anyway

    Aw man stop i want to go to bed but your cracking me up here.


    Your so special op:rolleyes:

    All of us other unfortunate people with an education have small willies and are fugly.

    Life must be so hard for you up there in your bedroom in mammy's house. Especially when know one understands you.

    Here's a suggestion, Its less degrading and the money is even better.

    Its called the dole. (You can even get free education on it:eek:)

    And by the way that little langer of yours is about as common as 18 year olds with stupid ideas.


  • #115
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    1ZRed wrote: »
    No it's biomedical science and biotechnology that I want. Biomedical Engineering is in my cards as well.

    Not rocket science but not a retard's course either.

    I have to laugh just because I have the dick and the look to do porn I'm now automatically stupid. Perfect stereotyping there mate!
    What ever delusions keep you happy anyway

    I think I saw a documentary about you a few years ago called Boogie Nights.


  • #116
    Paully D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    Yep, I'm absolutely gutted that you have the chance to get a mickey stuck up your arse for what will more than likely amount to less than what you'd get on the dole over the course of a year when compared to rates for doing porn.

    It's strange how people considering going into porn think they'll somehow end up being the next Ron Jeremy. If you were doing as much research into it as you say you are you'd find around 1,000 people giving a bad account of the industry for every 1 who says the opposite.

    If I didn't think this was some alter ego/wind-up profile then your threads and posts would actually be quite worrying and I would advise you to seek professional help.


  • #117
    Mance Rayder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    Paully D wrote: »
    If I didn't think this was some alter ego/wind-up profile then your threads and posts would actually be quite worrying and I would advise you to seek professional help.


    I really hope this is a wind up.

    Because this guys on the edge of glory hole.


  • #118
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Mance Rayder wrote: »
    Aw man stop i want to go to bed but your cracking me up here.


    Your so special op:rolleyes:

    All of us other unfortunate people with an education have small willies and are fugly.

    Life must be so hard for you up there in your bedroom in mammy's house. Especially when know one understands you.

    Here's a suggestion, Its less degrading and the money is even better.

    Its called the dole. (You can even get free education on it:eek:)

    How's that education holding up then?

    I'll get to where I want to go with my education along with it. It does mean a lot to me and I will work to get it even if I might have to go down this route.

    I never made the assumption that you were all ugly or less endowed but the assumption that me having a big dick and being good looking enough for porn meant I was stupid. But hey, I'll leave it at that because I've withstood enough abuse here without going mental so I think I'll keep it up.
    It wasn't my intension to stir **** up, I just wanted some insight - the desperate gay jokes wasn't exactly what I wanted.


  • #119
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I saw Ron Jeremy in Vegas. Was star stuck. Should have gone and said hello but left him be. I'm sound like that.


  • #120
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,611 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    1ZRed wrote: »
    the desperate gay jokes wasn't exactly what I wanted.

    If coming to AH for advice is the level of your decision making, then i'm not surprised you wanna get mickeys put in your eye for a living ;)


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  • #121
    Mance Rayder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    1ZRed wrote: »
    How's that education holding up then?

    I'll get to where I want to go with my education along with it. It does mean a lot to me and I will work to get it even if I might have to go down this route.

    I never made the assumption that you were all ugly or less endowed but the assumption that me having a big dick and being good looking enough for porn meant I was stupid. But hey, I'll leave it at that because I've withstood enough abuse here without going mental so I think I'll keep it up.
    It wasn't my intension to stir **** up, I just wanted some insight - the desperate gay jokes wasn't exactly what I wanted.

    LOL:pac::pac:

    I would say that's precisely what your after.


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