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What the best way of finding a friend with benefits?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 sancho panza


    lower your expectations on whats ride-able.
    Say to any women you meet that your that crazy gallagher bloke- women love a bad boy, apparently..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭SlyBacon93


    Ask your mate left hand I'm sure he'd be up for it


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    yeah lower them esp if youre fat and ugly(or freakishly gaunt and thin) too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 663 ✭✭✭FairytaleGirl


    Gumtree has a 'seeking' section - usually 'for one night only'

    Some of the ads are pure gas!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,692 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    If you're female, send me a PM!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    Do you ask an exsisting friend or try to make a new one?

    Head on over to one of the anti social welfare threads here. Look for some posters going on about how tough life is on benefits and hit the friend button.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 788 ✭✭✭Sound Bite


    I was on a date Wednesday night with a guy who is looking for a **** buddy. PM if interested. I will gladly give you his number. :D


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,692 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Sound Bite wrote: »
    I was on a date Wednesday night with a guy who is looking for a **** buddy. PM if interested. I will gladly give you his number. :D

    It's really your number, isn't it? Sly dog!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    Irelands own is good to try.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Asl?


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,617 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    GRINDR...














    ...if you're a gay man.:D:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Swingers parties.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Heathen! Spawn of Beelzebub! Sex should between a married couple


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 190E2.516


    1. go to nite club
    2. get drunk
    3. talk ****e to babes
    4. be honest tell them ur looking for sexual relations only
    5. return to ur gaf and bang the **** out of her

    usually work for me if not try facebook. add random peeps and try start convo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Heathen! Spawn of Beelzebub! Sex should between a married couple

    One in front of you and one behind you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭validusername1


    You probably won't get one if you're looking for one.. They're not something you look for and find, they're something that just happens when you don't expect it.
    If I was you though I'd go out, try as much girls as I could to find one that will have sex with me, 'cause chances are, if she has sex with you the first night she meets you, she'll have no issues being your new fwb. But you don't say the words ''Will you be my fwb?''.. Never mention it.. just let it become that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4 Jason100


    Hi iv 2 friends and that I always end up having sex with when we meet up and nxt day we carry on as normal friend as they say to me it's only some fun and we all hav needs ....?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭trad


    Jason100 wrote: »
    Hi iv 2 friends and that I always end up having sex with when we meet up and nxt day we carry on as normal friend as they say to me it's only some fun and we all hav needs ....?

    2 FB's and only 3 posts where are we all going wrong?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    How have i not replied to this thread by now !!!!!!

    It's easy to pick up FWB .. you just need to ask, also help's if your really laid back and have a huge pheonix


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭saiint


    İ have friends,mostly male though.

    Facebook might be the key here,i could send messages to woman or would that make me a creep?

    youd be surprised how many men in ireland actually do this
    the other day my girlfriend got a message of a fella saying he has a free gaf, this was one of her old mates who she hasnt seen in 2 yrs,
    he said hes lonely and needs a "cuddle" she says then ask someone to come over
    he asks her


    long story short its very common ha
    i asked her to let me message him back
    i just said, this is her fella, if ya need a cuddle of a fella go out saturday


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    trad wrote: »
    2 FB's and only 3 posts where are we all going wrong?

    You're being honest ;).
    How have i not replied to this thread by now !!!!!!

    It's easy to pick up FWB .. you just need to ask, also help's if your really laid back and have a huge pheonix

    Well, you seem pretty laid back and yet ...........:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Well, you seem pretty laid back and yet ...........:pac:

    You know the score sista !!! when's our 3 way by the by ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,561 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Step 1: have a one night stand
    Step 2: explain you're not looking for anything serious but if she'd like to meet again for some fun you'd enjoy that
    Step 3: if she fancies the same, exchange numbers
    Step 4: watch her closely to make sure she's not agreeing to a FWB relationship in the hope it'll lead to something more.

    (Pre-empting the inevitable "What's the best way of finding a one night stand thread": go to Coppers or similar cattle market niteclub, don't be a dick).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4 Jason100


    trad wrote: »
    2 FB's and only 3 posts where are we all going wrong?

    Well we all had to start off with no posts :mad: and I was just giving my option on this topic :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Plentyoffish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭Fupping Grasshole


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Step 1: have a one night stand
    Step 2: explain you're not looking for anything serious but if she'd like to meet again for some fun you'd enjoy that
    Step 3: if she fancies the same, exchange numbers
    Step 4: watch her closely to make sure she's not agreeing to a FWB relationship in the hope it'll lead to something more.

    This. Step 4 is the tricky bit. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    trad wrote: »
    2 FB's and only 3 posts where are we all going wrong?

    blow up dolls don't really count as "friends" ;):D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Novella wrote: »
    Are you hot?


    Dont you have a bf :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Dont you have a bf :p

    since when did that put you off? ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    since when did that put you off? ;)

    The price of rohypnol puts me off !!


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