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Prison Dog Rips the Bollix off Serial Rapist

  • 02-07-2012 03:47PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭


    "He was returning from the prison workshop when he passed a dog handler with his Alsatian. For some reason the stupid b*****d kicked the poor dog in the head and the dog went berserk.

    "The dog handler drew his baton and told Alauya to stand aside. But Alauya fought the dog rather than stand down.

    Screaming

    "Alauya tried to strangle the dog and then tried to assault his handler. But he was screaming in pain in the end and begging for the dog to stop.There was a lot of blood.The dog ripped the top off his foreskin - which some people might see as some sort of poetic justice."

    The Prison Service launched an investigation into the incident immediately but although he came off worse it's likely that Alauya will face fresh charges.

    http://www.sundayworld.com/columnists/index.php

    When that dog is finished chewing on your mans bone, he should be awarded another one.


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ah he only got the foreskin... I was hoping he actually tore his nuts off!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Hai am de dog wheeesperer.

    Seriously though fair play to that dog.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Hurah for mutilating the genitals of a sex criminal!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    teaches him to not piss off an alsatian ffs one of the deadliest gaurd dogs but very loyal to the owner and affectionate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Ah, nothing like a bit of poetic justice


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Ruff justice........................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭MajorMax


    This made me laugh out loud:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Merkin wrote: »
    Ah, nothing like a bit of poetic justice

    Ruff justice. :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Good doggie, shame it was not worse tbh. What kind of idiot kicks an Alsatian in the head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    mackg wrote: »
    Hurah for mutilating the genitals of a sex criminal!

    When you repeatedly violate another persons most fundamental human right, you forgo your own. The wardens should have poured a bit of salt in the wound, dollop of butter and let fido go for the main course.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Sick fu*k.
    It says he stabbed a poor woman to death then had sex with her body.

    Good on that dog!
    Why isnt there a death penalty in Ireland or the UK. Take this evil pr*ck. Aint no rehabilitation for him. He aint going to change.

    ..but the messed up thing is he will get out one day. only got a 22 year sentence. What will that make him, in his 50s? .. thats mental. Think he wont kill or rape again?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    smash wrote: »
    Ah he only got the foreskin... I was hoping he actually tore his nuts off!

    That would of been the dog`s bollox then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    hondasam wrote: »
    Good doggie, shame it was not worse tbh. What kind of idiot kicks an Alsatian in the head.

    An rapist idiot presumably.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    The crux of the story is captured eloquently in the thread title,
    Kudos to you sir.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    i always said it.. we need more people like that dog in this country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    ****ing hell! And I thought the Daily Mail was bad...
    Evil sex fiend Kristoff Alauya was returning from a session in a prison workshop on Friday when the shocking incident took place.


  • Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hold on he raped and murdered someone and got a 22 year instead of life sentence?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 903 ✭✭✭Herrick


    After what that fella has done, it's a pity the dog didn't rip the fcukers throat out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,773 ✭✭✭madma


    f%cking delighted to read this in the paper yesterday..

    its just a shame the dog didnt bite the whole lot off.. then they should have left him to bleed to death...scumbag


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Darwin award right there...

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    fingers crossed he gets an infection and it falls off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Notorioux


    Aw, ffs it's only a foreskin. :( It's like the dog only gave him a circumcision.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    He would have been better off attacking the warden. What kind of moron thinks that attacking a 40kg animal is a good idea?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Hold on he raped and murdered someone and got a 22 year instead of life sentence?


    Sickening isnt it.

    It says he was up on a charge for assaulting two dublin taxi drivers in a Kildare court. He flees the republic. Then kills the 38 year old mum in Belfast shortly later. Has sex with her lifeless body. Steals items from her house. Casually leaves and gets a taxi to a near by garage where he ordered a burger.

    Only gets 22 years :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    Completely delighted, that dog deserves a pat on the head from everyone in this country. Good enough for the bastard.

    On another note I hope there is no stupid law or regulation in place that states the dog has to be put to sleep now because he savaged that yoke, the dog was provoked and it deserved everything it got, pity it didn't get more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    IrishAm wrote: »
    When you repeatedly violate another persons most fundamental human right, you forgo your own. The wardens should have poured a bit of salt in the wound, dollop of butter and let fido go for the main course.

    What other crimes do you think should come with the penalty of losing your basic human rights?
    Sickening isnt it.

    It says he was up on a charge for assaulting two dublin taxi drivers in a Kildare court. He flees the republic. Then kills the 38 year old mum in Belfast shortly later. Has sex with her lifeless body. Steals items from her house. Casually leaves and gets a taxi to a near by garage where he ordered a burger.

    Only gets 22 years :rolleyes:

    At least it wasn't the Republic he would have got a suspended sentence.
    meoklmrk91 wrote: »
    Completely delighted, that dog deserves a pat on the head from everyone in this country. Good enough for the bastard.

    On another note I hope there is no stupid law or regulation in place that states the dog has to be put to sleep now because he savaged that yoke, the dog was provoked and it deserved everything it got, pity it didn't get more.

    Agree with the bold part 100%


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    mackg wrote: »
    Hurah for mutilating the genitals of a sex criminal!

    Might want to remove your thanks if ye think that post was serious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,210 ✭✭✭gerryo777


    smash wrote: »
    Ah he only got the foreskin... I was hoping he actually tore his nuts off!

    Hope the dog doesn't catch rabies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭Show Time


    A nice feel good story on a Monday.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    meoklmrk91 wrote: »
    Completely delighted, that dog deserves a pat on the head from everyone in this country. Good enough for the bastard.
    It is one of them good news items which is great to hear. Ye can imagine him kicking the dog thinking it will whimper away in fear.
    On another note I hope there is no stupid law or regulation in place that states the dog has to be put to sleep now because he savaged that yoke, the dog was provoked and it deserved everything it got, pity it didn't get more.

    The dog should receive an award of some sort.


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