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Forgot My Wedding Anniversary

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  • #92
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    ScumLord wrote: »
    The alternate reality defence. We never got married because of that thing, remember? You'll have to start calling the children by different names and move all the contents of your house into the house across the street.

    Absolutely , in fact get the children's hair cut and dyed,get yourself tattooed heavily and maybe hire out an escort for the evening.
    The futures looking bright OP, I'd say you're home and dry.


  • #93
    Moises Some Wig
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Moises Some Wig


    Deleted User wrote: »
    *looks for grumpy nurse*

    in the mirror?

    *runs away*
    :pac:


  • #94
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    December2012 wrote: »
    How or why did you forget? In all honesty now? I don't get it.

    Oh and you could get your wedding date engraved on your wedding ring.

    Can you get inside out wedding rings??? :D


  • #95
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bluewolf wrote: »
    in the mirror?

    *runs away*
    :pac:

    *Snaps latex glove*

    You were saying?


  • #96
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Deleted User wrote: »
    *Snaps latex glove*

    You were saying?

    :eek:


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  • #97
    Tim the Enchanter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Tim the Enchanter


    December2012 wrote: »
    How or why did you forget? In all honesty now? I don't get it.

    Oh and you could get your wedding date engraved on your wedding ring.

    Well how does one forget anything? And believe me, i won't need the date engraved on my wedding ring because i won't be forgetting it again.


  • #98
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bluewolf wrote: »
    you want to play doctor? okay ;):D

    Ok. But I'm the nurse.

    Tim, can I borrow your wife's uniform?


  • #99
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    leave your wedding ring on the dinning room table with a letter beside it (you know what to write something that will break her heart) watch from a distance and when she starts to cry jump out of your hiding place with a big smile shouting, im only joking honey I love you happy anniversary, (in a marty mcfly type of way) make sure you have some extra condoms to hand.


  • #100
    Dr.Strange
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 181 ✭✭Dr.Strange


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    leave your wedding ring on the dinning room table with a letter beside it (you know what to write something that will break her heart) watch from a distance and when she starts to cry jump out of your hiding place with a big smile shouting, im only joking honey I love you happy anniversary, (in a marty mcfly type of way) make sure you have some extra condoms to hand.

    Be sure to brace yourself for a kick in the Balls first.


  • #101
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Dr.Strange wrote: »
    Be sure to brace yourself for a kick in the Balls first.

    wear a protective cup... just ask any bouncer for the name of the shop where they got theirs


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  • #102
    December2012
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    Tim the Enchanter wrote: »
    December2012 wrote: »
    How or why did you forget? In all honesty now? I don't get it.

    Oh and you could get your wedding date engraved on your wedding ring.

    Well how does one forget anything? And believe me, i won't need the date engraved on my wedding ring because i won't be forgetting it again.

    Well usually "one" forgets something "one" doesn't care about.


  • #103
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    December2012 wrote: »
    Well usually "one" forgets something "one" doesn't care about.

    unless they have an illness or accident ;)


  • #104
    Tim the Enchanter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Tim the Enchanter


    December2012 wrote: »
    Well usually "one" forgets something "one" doesn't care about.

    Oh is that it. Thanks.


  • #105
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    December2012 wrote: »
    Well usually "one" forgets something "one" doesn't care about.

    I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning. Man I loved that dress >.<


  • #106
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    Tim the Enchanter wrote: »
    Right, as the title says, i completely forgot my wedding anniversary is today. Just got a call from the wife to see how the children were this morning as she was gone to work before they got up. Anyway at the end of the conversation she says "happy anniversary by the way". I said, "Sh*t i completely forgot" so there’s no getting around the fact that she knows i forgot. Its damage limitation now i suppose. So what do i do AH?

    When you get home, tell her that you want a divorce and that you've been off riding everything for the last few months. Keep pushing it all, making it worse until it hits a crescendo. Just as she's about to leave for her mum's house, burst out laughing and tell her that it was all a big joke and that you love her lots (maybe now's the time to hit her with the flowers you picked up from the petrol station forecourt on your way back from work). She'll be so relieved and happy that you're not leaving her and/or an adulterer prick that forgetting about the anniversary will be forgiven.

    That's what I'd do anyway.


  • #107
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    Not living up to your user name OP?......:)

    White flag and "sad face" at the same time I think....


  • #108
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Gurgle wrote: »
    There's only one way to fix this, throw money at it ;)

    Book a hotel, with champagne & strawberries reception, find an overnight babysitter, take a half day and get home & packed.

    Then when she gets there... "You didn't really believe I forgot did you?"

    Just make sure that the babysitter is an absolute munter or you will have another minefield to tip toe round.


  • #109
    prettygurrly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 727 ✭✭✭prettygurrly


    well all i can say is you're only human...if it was a 10yr anniversary then i could understand her maybe being pissed off. then again for me if it was a big anniversary coming up I would plan with my OH want we were gonna do. it's not just her anniversary, it's both of yours.

    i think your gestures will do well to save the night and as someone else said, you'll probably never forget again...aaand the last thing i'd say is...at least you care enough to come on here and ask for advice. you're not in the box of "he never remembers our anniversary", you're actually very much annoyed at yourself for forgetting and i'd prefer an OH that cares that he forgot than one who doesn't.


  • #110
    Crea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭Crea


    My husband forgot our 10 year anniversary a couple of weeks ago. He'll be in traction for the next 12 weeks!! Obviously kidding - I had a fair idea once he didn't mention it by lunchtime. Silly bint that I am I didn't mention it until after dinner (which I cooked) and I couldn't be annoyed with him when I saw his face (shock and fear).

    So Tim here is what you do. Have a lovely warm bubble bath ready for your wife when she gets home, order her fav take-away and buy a bottle or two of wine/beer, turn off the tv, light a few candles and have a nice evening.

    What men don't realise is that the most important thing a woman wants on a special occasion is not to have to cook dinner.

    As for those saying that you only forget what isn't important - what a load of sh**e! Not everyone lives their lives by looking at the calender, quite often I couldn't tell you what date it is. I once forgot my own birthday, I only remembered cause my mother rang me.


  • #111
    Crea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭Crea


    Forgot to add - sex is NEVER a present for a woman.


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  • #112
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Crea wrote: »
    Forgot to add - sex is NEVER a present for a woman.

    Liiiiiiiieeeeeesssss.


  • #113
    Michellenman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Crea wrote: »
    Forgot to add - sex is NEVER a present for a woman.

    Hahaha.

    You're having the wrong kind of sex.


  • #114
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Crea wrote: »
    Forgot to add - sex is NEVER a present for a woman.

    Did Palmela tell you that ?


  • #115
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Michellenman wrote: »
    Hahaha.

    You're having the wrong kind of sex.

    Anal.


  • #116
    Dr.Strange
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 181 ✭✭Dr.Strange


    Crea wrote: »
    Forgot to add - sex is NEVER a present for a woman.

    Even an ugly woman?

    :confused:


  • #117
    gerard65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,612 ✭✭✭gerard65


    Get her something nice for the kitchen and all will be forgiven - trust me;)


  • #118
    daltonmd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,246 ✭✭✭daltonmd


    Gurgle wrote: »
    There's only one way to fix this, throw money at it ;)

    Book a hotel, with champagne & strawberries reception, find an overnight babysitter, take a half day and get home & packed.

    Then when she gets there... "You didn't really believe I forgot did you?"


    Hmmm, from experience Gurgle? lol....


  • #119
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Tim the Enchanter wrote: »
    Right, as the title says, i completely forgot my wedding anniversary is today......... So what do i do AH?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGYHncjymTs


    ;):D


  • #120
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Tim the Enchanter wrote: »
    So what do i do AH?

    An admin should change your name to Tim

    You are unworthy of your current username


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  • #121
    ynul31f47k6b59
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭ynul31f47k6b59


    Would you not just tell her that you thought today was the 28th?!

    I'm marrying a man who has not remembered one single birthday in 9 years, sometimes, including his own.


    Cans, chinese, shag. Sorted.




    Maybe I should start to re-evaluate my standards.....


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