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Brazilian Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In A Row

  • 26-06-2012 04:41PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭rKossi


    http://www.g17.com.br/noticia.php?id=99&fb_comment_id=fbc_10150214316958803_17067945_10150215952628803#f3981f6ac
    A tragedy has shocked the residents of Rubiataba, interior of Goiás A 16-year-old died after masturbating 42 times without stopping. According to reports, he had started around midnight, and turned all night doing the masturbation sequences without giving range. Finished and started another one. The boy's mother had suspected his compulsion to practice the act. "It was every hour, equal to the result of tele-sena, had already set up to take him to the doctor," said the young man's mother. In the school where the teenager attended, the classmates made ​​a tribute. One of his colleagues, in conversation with the reporting of G17, said the boy was so compulsive that we always ask to connect to Web-cam on the Internet, at dawn. On the computer of the teen was found about 17 million videos erotic and 600 million photos.
    What a horny ****er!


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Could it not be the fall out of bed, or is that pic in the article unrelated?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    RIP : He could've made a fine internet forum moderator.


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Davis Squeaking Sprinter


    who was doing the counting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Wasn't this story covered months ago in AH unless this guy just broke the old record :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Didn't this happen last year?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭Juicyfruit


    Yeah, pretty sure this is old news. Like over a year old!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    kfallon wrote: »
    Wasn't this story covered months ago in AH unless this guy just broke the old record :pac:

    The story is familiar, but can't see anything that looks like a date on the link in the OP.

    Good luck trying to search for 42 in AH. Must be one of the most common smart arséd anwsers here. :P

    Edit:
    Comments section on the page has dates from last year. so, yeah.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Good effort. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    There was a thread relating to something like this much earlier this year, if not last year, no?

    Also, 17 million erotic videos, and 600 million photos? Lol:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,979 ✭✭✭Tea_Bag


    amateur.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    he'll be grand, them brazilian kids are always dying and waking up at funerals, this one instead of asking for a glass of water will probably just sit up and finish himself off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    davet82 wrote: »
    he'll be grand, them brazilian kids are always dying and waking up at funerals, this one instead of asking for a glass of water will probably just sit up and finish himself off

    Looking like he already finished himself off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    davet82 wrote: »
    he'll be grand, them brazilian kids are always dying and waking up at funerals, this one instead of asking for a glass of water will probably just sit up and finish himself off

    Prob ask for an ice pack for his beetroot cock!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭rKossi


    bluewolf wrote: »
    who was doing the counting

    They counted the tissues :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭herosa


    bluewolf wrote: »
    who was doing the counting


    Lol. Good question.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    42, huh? Douglas Adams would be proud.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    RIP : He could've made a fine internet forum moderator.

    Very subtle lol


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 690 ✭✭✭puffishoes


    tosser.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    davet82 wrote: »
    he'll be grand, them brazilian kids are always dying and waking up at funerals, this one instead of asking for a glass of water will probably just sit up and finish himself off

    if that happens he wont be stuck for a tissue to wipe himself off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    He must of had one hell of a friction burn


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    bluewolf wrote: »
    who was doing the counting
    "It was every hour, equal to the result of tele-sena, had already set up to take him to the doctor," said the young man's mother

    there's a clue...


    we need an emoticon for puking btw!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    kfallon wrote: »
    Wasn't this story covered months ago in AH unless this guy just broke the old record :pac:

    It took them this long to get the coffin lid down.:(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭rKossi


    herosa wrote: »
    Lol. Good question.

    they counted the tissues in on his floor..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    Say this a long time ago on another site and someone pointed out that site is a fake news site or a parody site, either way the story was said to be fake.


  • Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    What a w*nker

    /Gets coat :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Very subtle lol

    notice how none of the mods thanked his post :p:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 181 ✭✭Dr.Strange


    Hold on, was this 42 individual strokes of the shaft?

    I don't do that sort of thing but I would imagine that 42 individual repititions would be lower than average.

    I suppose it would depend a lot on the quality of the material he was watching.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Say this a long time ago on another site and someone pointed out that site is a fake news site or a parody site, either way the story was said to be fake.

    Truth is the last thing that most AH posters ever worry about:P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    rKossi wrote: »
    On the computer of the teen was found about 17 million videos erotic and 600 million photos.
    What a horny ****er![/Quote]

    17 million videos and 600 million photos! Gross exaggeration I'd say. What size memory would be required to store that amount of data!

    Was the article a direct translation as it makes no sense in a lot of places.


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