Chuck Norris jokes

EoghanIRL · 25-06-2012 12:47PM #1

What's your best chuck Norris fact/joke? I'll start off , the boogy man checks his closet for chuck Norris before he goes to sleep.

blindside88 · 25-06-2012 12:53PM

When Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris

Or

Chuck Norris sleeps with men, not because he's gay but because he's run out of women

endacl · 25-06-2012 12:55PM

Bruce Lee...;-)

SpiceWeasel · 25-06-2012 12:59PM

Every year, on his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky kid and hurls them into the sun

christmas2012 · 25-06-2012 01:01PM

chuck norris let you live!!!!

famagusta · 25-06-2012 01:13PM

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down!

MonkieSocks · 25-06-2012 02:42PM

EoghanIRL · 25-06-2012 08:08PM

Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, now there just the islands

mfceiling · 25-06-2012 08:11PM

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father...

Willard · 25-06-2012 08:15PM

superman wears chuck Norris pyjamas!

EoghanIRL · 25-06-2012 09:24PM

Willard wrote: »

superman wears chuck Norris pyjamas!

Lol

sgthighway · 25-06-2012 10:00PM

Willard wrote: »

superman wears chuck Norris pyjamas!

Don't be telling lies. Everybody knows he wears Paul O'Connell PJs

LCD · 29-06-2012 02:50PM

The sun wears Chuck Norris Screen

Bloodwing · 29-06-2012 02:52PM

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of species that Chuck Norris allows to live.

duiggers · 29-06-2012 03:58PM

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

EoghanIRL · 29-06-2012 04:01PM

When alexander bell created the telephone he had 3 missed calls from chuck Norris.

donegal_man · 01-07-2012 12:16AM

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the scrote · 01-07-2012 12:31AM

Chuck Norris has banned the periodic table as he only believes in the element of surprise

whatsup? · 01-07-2012 12:37AM

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

dr.fuzzenstein · 02-07-2012 08:15PM

When Chuck Norris orders a Big Mac at Burger King, he gets it.

Oscar the grouch · 03-07-2012 10:25AM

Chuck norris once urinated ia a semi truck's gas tank as a joke.....that truck is now known as optimus prime.

MonkieSocks · 03-07-2012 10:41AM

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Potential-Monke · 07-07-2012 09:09PM

God can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he roundhouse kicks himself in the face.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilerpaper, but it wouldn't take sh!t from anyone.

Worztron · 23-03-2013 10:57AM

ron_darrell · 25-03-2013 12:59PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGtINJmFto

tossy · 26-03-2013 01:08PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE

ZENER · 01-04-2014 09:29AM

2 cowboys and Chuck Norris were sitting at a campfire, while arguing who was the manliest.

Cowboy 1: I'm manlier, i killed a bull by punching it away before it charged at me!

Cowboy 2: I'm manlier because i fought off an entire indian tribe with my bare hands!

Chucks just chuckled at them, and continued to stoke the fire with his penis.

hop2it · 04-04-2014 09:32PM

Chuck Norris can hear braille

Aaah Kmon · 09-04-2014 04:34AM

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he eats unicorns

immature ejaculation · 14-04-2014 06:01PM

Chuck Norris doesnt flush the toilet he scares the crap out of it!!!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity....... twice!

immature ejaculation · 14-04-2014 06:03PM

If Chuck Norris was so mighty and powerful then he would appear behind me and smack my head into the keyrjghkrl;hjfegagihrgrgrag'rgikrgrggregregregrboard

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