"I'm As Serious As Cancer When I Say Rhythm Is A Dancer!"

smash · 13-06-2012 08:20AM

Duckjob wrote: »

Inner Circle:

Not a patch on these lads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSz-hHDOwQ8

sunflower27 · 13-06-2012 08:20AM

xzanti wrote: »

Oh yeah, and that.. so many hazy memories of stamping my feet and clapping my hands like a fcuking tool to that stupid megamix.. :pac:

And hurriedly search out equally tool friend to be 'Danny' to my 'Sandy'

:o

J Cheever Loophole · 13-06-2012 08:28AM

Well, if it's crap lyrics you want, then Cool For Cats by Squeeze has to get a mention - "I kiss her for the first time, and then I take her home, I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone" :eek:

Even Noel Gallagher was moved to take the piss out of Jools Holland about that when he last appeared on his show - a mere 33 years later!!

I still thought Squeeze were great!!

xzanti · 13-06-2012 08:28AM

Another doozy

Help the aged,
one time they were just like you,
drinking, smoking cigs and sniffing glue. Help the aged,
don't just put them in a home,
can't have much fun in there all on their own.

Give a hand, if you can,
try and help them to unwind.
Give them hope & give them comfort 'cos they're running out of time.

*In the meantime we try.
Try to forget that nothing lasts forever. No big deal so give us all a feel.
Funny how it all falls away.
When did you first realise?
It's time you took an older lover baby. Teach you stuff
although he's looking rough.
Funny how it all falls away.

Help the aged
'cos one day you'll be older too
- you might need someone who can
pull you through
& if you look very hard
behind the lines upon their face you may see where you are headed
and it's such a lonely place.

[*Repeat]
You can dye your hair
but it's the one thing you can't change.
Can't run away from yourself, yourself...

[*Repeat]
Funny how it all falls away. [x3]
So help the aged.

Paparazzo · 13-06-2012 08:38AM

Nodin wrote: »

That I doubt.....
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/blackeyedpeas/myhumps.html

Jesus, every line is a contender for worse lyric ever.

Kirby · 13-06-2012 08:43AM

mud wrote: »

I always thought these were the worst:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYH9MugKJRg

I always loved that song. It's the music and tune of a song that keeps people listening and coming back for more. Lyrics are overated.:p

stovelid · 13-06-2012 08:45AM

I like the lyrics.

It's supposed to be some bloke shouting over a beat, not Proust.

Larianne · 13-06-2012 08:46AM

Not the worst for the lyrics (I think) but does anyone know the lyrics to Snow's Informer ?? (without looking them up!) It sounds like he's saying "I lick your bum bum down/yeah.."

smash · 13-06-2012 08:50AM

Larianne wrote: »

Not the worst for the lyrics (I think) but does anyone know the lyrics to Snow's Informer ?? (without looking them up!) It sounds like he's saying "I lick your bum bum down/yeah.."

Apparently it's "A licky boom-boom down" but that makes no sense so we'll stick with the rimming lyrics.

stovelid · 13-06-2012 08:50AM

Larianne wrote: »

Not the worst for the lyrics (I think) but does anyone know the lyrics to Snow's Informer ?? (without looking them up!) It sounds like he's saying "I lick your bum bum down/yeah.."

He must have had the worst credibility problem in rap history:a white rapper. With glasses. From Canada.

Gee Bag · 13-06-2012 08:51AM

Life by Des'ree, Sorry for the length of the quote.............

Chorus:
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!
(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon
(Repeat Chorus)

Sykk · 13-06-2012 08:53AM

bluewolf wrote: »

no no no no no no no no no no no no theres no lyrics

Anyone else count the 'no's to make sure?

stovelid · 13-06-2012 08:56AM

Best casually homophobic lyric of any 80s dance or rap song is from Funky Cold Medina when he finds out the mot is actually a fella:

"You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?"

Dyr · 13-06-2012 08:59AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dkeAcbXStc

This threads done boy's, tow her away. *bangs hood*

maximoose · 13-06-2012 08:59AM

Leave Des'Ree alone! Sure she had some awful lines, but she's a great philosopher too

Dyr · 13-06-2012 09:08AM

maximoose wrote: »

Leave Des'Ree alone! Sure she had some awful lines, but she's a great philosopher too

she's up there with sok'ratees and Hobbz alright

circleskane · 13-06-2012 09:09AM

i heart this thread thank you please

circleskane · 13-06-2012 09:10AM

smash wrote: »

Not a patch on these lads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSz-hHDOwQ8

i know the rap from boom boom boom off by heart

well i did anyway

back in the day, like.

Dolbert · 13-06-2012 09:23AM

stovelid wrote: »

He must have had the worst credibility problem in rap history:a white rapper. With glasses. From Canada.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g

BattleCorp · 13-06-2012 09:36AM

Ahhhhhhhh, the Outhere brothers, Boom Boom.

Happy Days.

We looked and acted like d1cks, but happy happy days.

:D:D

pickarooney · 13-06-2012 09:47AM

Help The Aged has pretty good lyrics. Not sure why it's mentioned here.

Jester252 · 13-06-2012 10:49AM

Skee-Lo

I Wish

Gyalist · 13-06-2012 11:02AM

smash wrote: »

Apparently it's "A licky boom-boom down" but that makes no sense so we'll stick with the rimming lyrics.

It makes no sense to you because you aren't a Yardie.

Skid · 13-06-2012 11:08AM

mud wrote: »

I always thought these were the worst:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYH9MugKJRg

You should give Peter Frampton the 'credit' for that one, as he wrote and performed the original.

Decent song, and if you really think those lyrics are 'the worst' you need to open your ears to some of the dreadful ****e the Black Eyed Peas have pedalled in recent years.