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The NOPE Thread *Not for the Squeamish*

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Well I'll never arm wrestle again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    Well I'll never arm wrestle again.

    After looking at this thread, I'm never doing anything else again. Staying put wrapped up in cotton wool is the safest option :o

    Seriously though, great thread & I've read loads of interesting things since it started. I know the mods said its on thin ice but I'd like to thank them for sticking with it & giving it the benefit of the doubt. The lobotomy stuff was bizarre!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


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    Name: Kollasmosoma sentum

    Family: Braconidae
    This new species of parasitic wasp cruises at just one centimeter above the ground in search of its target. When its host is located (the ant Cataglyphis ibericus), this teensy wasp attacks from the air like a tiny dive bomber and deposits an egg in the unsuspecting ant. The sorties last on average a scant 0.052 seconds but are deadly, transforming ants into rations for larvae of the wasps. When ants are aware of the air raid they may wave away the wasps with their legs or turn with mandibles open to face the assailant. This impressive egg-laying or oviposition behavior has been captured on film and may be seen on YouTube



  • Registered Users Posts: 189 ✭✭Ourlad




  • Registered Users Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    At this point in the thread not much is freaking me out, but that trapdoor spider ... :eek: it looks like A HAND :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Wrestling fake right?



    ^ from 20 sec in, wrestlers often (not so much in WWE these days, if at all) use a small sliver of a razor blade to purposely cut their forehead to bleed, Eddie Guerrero does this and cuts too deep or hits a vein or something, as the resulting river of blood shows, any other sport or show when someone has buckets of blood squirting out of their head would stop, he keeps going for fifteen minutes.



    ^ Joey Mercury doesnt get his hands up to block the ladder in time and it shatters his nose and damages his vision permanently




    ^ thats a 6'10" guy jumping over the ropes and landing. on his head. you can see the dent in the mat afterwards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    That ladder nosebreak one is nasty! :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 513 ✭✭✭leddpipe


    krudler wrote: »
    Wrestling fake right?




  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    People in this thread hate big bugs, I like 'em!

    Who's eating who here?
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    Tastes like chicken!
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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭Adiboo




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  • Registered Users Posts: 11 Gurdy


    Okay, nothing near as bad as what's already been posted, but I've found these things in my bedroom (in Hungary, not Ireland) a few times before, it's a centipede...

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Gurdy wrote: »
    Okay, nothing near as bad as what's already been posted, but I've found these things in my bedroom (in Hungary, not Ireland) a few times before, it's a centipede...

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1921948_f520.jpg
    You get them in Ireland too. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭BEASTERLY


    smash wrote: »
    You get them in Ireland too. :D

    Thanks for that. :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,044 ✭✭✭Pique


    People in this thread hate big bugs, I like 'em!

    Who's eating who here?

    Tastes like chicken!

    Sweet Jaysus what level of hell did that thing crawl out of ??? :eek:
    What kind of spider is that and what countries do I have to avoid ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Weekend take away?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    I dont get it.. ^^^^^


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    CMpunked wrote: »
    I dont get it.. ^^^^^

    Chicken balls don't usually have tails...


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,042 ✭✭✭kaizersoze


    Chicken balls don't usually have tails...

    It means jack sh1t unless you have another pic of it being cut open.....:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    Chicken balls don't usually have tails...

    Ewwwww. :(:(

    Also; Chickens dont have balls, Cock's have balls.
    *snigger*


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,118 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    Is it bad that I just watched the Mexican Cartel Chainsaw video and didn't think it was too bad? I know obviously it's horrendously violent and vicious, but it didn't *shock* me.
    I've seen the Dnepropetrovsk murder video before though, and that was quite upsetting.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    Titan beetle. Yes, it's real.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭Delphi91


    Chicken balls don't usually have tails...

    That's on the assumption that the "tail" of batter is covering something.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭BadGirl


    I have a bit of a bird phobia so this really freaks me out....



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 408 ✭✭PC CDROM


    what has been seen, cannot be unseen :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    People in this thread hate big bugs, I like 'em!

    Who's eating who here?
    http://i.imgur.com/n62pF.jpg

    I usually dont mind spiders, but what in the actual fcuk. thats like something from The Mist.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    Friendly reminder to please not quote the pics.
    Everything else is wonderful and disgusting, thanks for being so nice and sharing.
    :)


    Here's some moar:
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    When Cate Barrett bought a jar of tikka masala sauce from her local Asda store, she was expecting it to contain a bit of a kick. But what she wasn't expecting to find was the dead mouse which had somehow ended up in the jar - along with the rest of her favorite sauce. The nursery worker had begun making dinner for herself and her boyfriend, Nigel, when she poured the sauce into the pan, and noticed it was a little lumpy. As she began stirring the sauce through, she noticed what looked like whiskers and a tail - and immediately knew it was a dead rodent. The couple took the dead animal and the jar of Asda Extra Special sauce back to the shop where a manager apologized and said it would be sent for examination.
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    An American mother went to a McDonald's with her two 6 and 8 -year old children.
    She ordered two Happy Meals with chicken for the children and a hamburger with fries for herself. While they were eating, the 6-year old was more interested in the slide across the street than in the chicken nuggets which he didn't even touch. So the mother decided she would eat them. Without actually watching what she was doing she was bringing a chicken biggest to her mouth, just when her 8-year old son yelled not to eat it. So she looked at the biggest to find that -- despite the crust, it looked just like a chicken's head.The manager offered them their meal for free and two more weeks of free meals. The mother pressed charges and demanded 100,000 dollars compensation.
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    7-inch knife found in a Subway Bun

    A Queens, N.Y. man sued his local Subway restaurant after he made a frightening discovery that gives new meaning to his former favorite, the Italian cold-cut trio: a knife baked right into the bun. John Agnesini, 27, was shocked to find the surprise ingredient, and a large one at that, in his sandwich. The design director of HX magazine was sitting at his computer doing work and not looking at what he was about to put into his mouth. Agnesini said he didn't bite into the knife's blade and wasn't cut, but a few hours later, he said he felt sick to his stomach and went to his doctor.
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    Fred DeNegri was grilling in his backyard when he cracked open a can of Diet Pepsi, took a thirsty gulp and immediately started gagging. The flavor of his Pepsi was rank and the texture was thick like slime. He immediately took it to a sink and shook out the contents until something resembling "pink linguini" slid out, followed by "dark stuff”. Despite persistent shaking, a heavy object remained inside the can. Completely disgusted, the DeNegris immediately called poison control and the FDA, and the can was taken in for lab testing to identify the source of the sludgy mess. The couple received a copy of the completed report from the Food and Drug Administration Office of Regulatory Affairs, which concluded the foreign matter appeared to be a frog or a toad.
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    A man found part of a severed finger packed inside a pint of frozen custard he'd bought from a Kohl's Frozen Custard shop, and officials said it belonged to a worker injured in a food-processing machine accident there. The customer, Clarence Stowers, said he put the finger in his mouth, thinking it was a piece of candy when he opened the pint at home. Stowers said he spat the object out, and "I said, 'God, this ain't no nut!' So I came in here to the kitchen and rinsed it off with water and realized it was a human finger and I just started screaming."

    The custard shop owner, Craig Thomas, said that the 23-year-old employee who lost the finger had dropped a bucket while working with a machine that dispenses the custard. He tried to catch the bucket when the accident occurred. Thomas said that as several employees tried to help the injured worker, a drive-thru window attendant apparently scooped the chocolate custard into a pint before being told what had happened.
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    A man from Boston found a living black widow spider in a bag of grapes bought at the Whole Foods Market in Brighton. Jorge Fuertes reached into the bag, pulled out some grapes and saw something black fall out and run away. He thought it was an ant, so he looked in the bag and found a southern black widow spider. He spit out his mouthful of grapes and noticed the spider's telltale red hourglass on its belly. He put it in a yogurt cup and went back to the store to let them know what had happened. A manager told Fuertes the entire shipment of Anthony's brand organic red seedless grapes would be removed from the shelves. In a statement Whole Foods said spiders are part of the landscape at their California grower and "although we are very cautious when unpacking produce, sometimes insects are not detected." A black widow bite is rarely deadly, but its neurotoxic venom is painful. It can bring on muscle cramps, vomiting, and dizziness, especially in young children and the elderly. (
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    A family accused chefs of serving poop in their ice cream after they complained about noise during a football match. A bitter row broke out between them and one of Sydney's largest tourist pubs. State government food minister Ian Macdonald confirmed that frozen fecal matter had been found in a serving of chocolate gelato offered to placate pub patron Steve Whyte and his wife Jessica, who became "violently ill" after eating it. Staff at the Coogee Bay Hotel, located just a few minutes south of Bondi Beach, denied the charge. Both the chef and restaurant manager volunteered for DNA tests to prove their innocence. Both sides have accused the other of money seeking, with the Whyte's claiming they were offered $5,000 (£1,500) in hush money by pub General Manager Tony Williams, while they in turn were accused of trying to negotiate up to $1 million in damages.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


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    Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS.
    If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭BadGirl


    Jesus wolfie.... am creeped out now.... thanks for that! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭DYLF


    I wouldn't recommend it to anyone I liked!


    Thats funny Darksaga recommended it to me.....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


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