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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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#362 24-05-2012 04:18AM

Chuck Stone

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A man, a plan, Moon shot.

Too intense, too soon, acrimonious ending.

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#363 24-05-2012 06:24AM

Doc

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I killed him. I now regret.

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#364 24-05-2012 06:29AM

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Coffins all gone, please send shoeboxes.

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#365 24-05-2012 06:38AM

Doc

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Isn’t that smell chloroform?.. Sore bum.

Anne? Oh She’s in the attic.

Heart ripped to shreds. Worth it.

Broken hearts mend, unused hearts shrivel.

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#366 24-05-2012 07:57AM

pickarooney

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Doc wrote: »

Anne? Oh She’s in the attic.

I love this one.

Freshly turned earth? Our... new dog.

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#367 24-05-2012 08:13AM

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map,rope,shovel,bag of lime.

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#368 24-05-2012 08:20AM

crusher000

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Will my daughter go hungry again ?

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#369 24-05-2012 08:38AM

samk1

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too many dicks on the dance floor

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#370 24-05-2012 08:53AM

Danco

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In west Philadelphia, born and raised...

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#371 24-05-2012 08:53AM

goldenhoarde

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knock knock. silence in the room.

or

honey you there? what you doing?

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#372 24-05-2012 09:00AM

sbsquarepants

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Is that gas? Don't light that.........

Itchy ass. Now finger smells bad.:D

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#373 24-05-2012 09:05AM

Ickle Magoo

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Instinct kicked in; get out...NOW!

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#374 24-05-2012 09:17AM

hardCopy

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Wake up. Did you hear that?

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#375 24-05-2012 09:21AM

littleredspot

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Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick arrrgggghhhhh......

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#376 24-05-2012 09:29AM

Bigtoe107

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Blow out the light, no fear

I can feel it again, pain

No more, too many people fed

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#377 24-05-2012 09:30AM

pauldla

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Crucified, died, was buried. The End.

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#378 24-05-2012 09:33AM

Bigtoe107

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Head hurts, too many beers had

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#379 24-05-2012 09:33AM

Sleepy

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Sparkly Vampire. True Love Waits. Vomit.

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#380 24-05-2012 10:50AM

Sleepy

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And the sequel:

Abortion rant. Baby saved by werewolf.

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#381 24-05-2012 10:50AM

mawk

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early one morning, time to kill

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#382 24-05-2012 10:52AM

mawk

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it just clicked instead of working

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#383 24-05-2012 10:55AM

WoollyRedHat

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The door closed with a bang

She was dreaming but was dead

They were lovers, they were strangers

Ten people, in a room, waiting.

Fifty letters, some lipstick and tears.

The doorbell rang, the listeners answered.

A Table always laid, for nobody.

Crying in the garden, blood everywhere.

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#384 24-05-2012 11:23AM

Irishgoatman

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Who?, what?, when?, why?, really?, never!.

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#385 24-05-2012 11:25AM

hardCopy

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Oh sh1t, they found me again

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#386 24-05-2012 11:26AM

stoneill

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I tried, but I didn't succeed.

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#387 24-05-2012 11:32AM

The Snipe

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This one time. At band camp!

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#388 24-05-2012 12:49PM

Kumejima

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"A child?!" he gasped. Then exploded

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#389 24-05-2012 12:58PM

Apolloyon

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They are still watching you, Yvette.

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#390 24-05-2012 01:00PM

Wossack

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Chuck Norris versus Laser Dinosaur. Awesome.

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#391 24-05-2012 01:11PM

haminka

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The shot was an accident, Your Honour.

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