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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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  • #332
    ihsb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 678 ✭✭✭ihsb


    Her pulse quickened, and skin flushed.


  • #333
    ygolometsipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭ygolometsipe


    This is my one, im very happy with it too!
    clown dies; hyena laughs in court.

    :)


  • #334
    Izymunz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭Izymunz


    "few naggins be grand" they said


  • #335
    Bykobap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭Bykobap


    Ireland gives twelve points to.... Germany.


  • #336
    Jim_Kiy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 482 ✭✭Jim_Kiy


    this thread blows out it's ass


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  • #337
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Boston to L.A. NYC looks beautiful.


    That's actually really good.


  • #338
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    My sister Died, I cried, Hurray

    22/25



  • #339
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 983 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    For sale: Baby sheep, never shorn.


  • #340
    davetherave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭davetherave


    Blankets, books, bottles, books, blankets.... Fin


  • #341
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Alone, bloodstained but tormented no more.


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  • #342
    J_E
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    He died but had never lived.


  • #343
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Posted naively optimistic of 'thanks'.

    Bang!


  • #344
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    he got in one little fight


  • #345
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    a narcissist; but he looked good.


  • #346
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    a new life? hardly anything new.


  • #347
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    reading never prepared him for learning


  • #348
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    hard training made for easier killing


  • #349
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,316 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Worth dying for. My last thought?

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #350
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    yokes, tokes, sunrise. last man standing dancing


  • #351
    Ape X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Ape X


    Death row. Execution tomorrow. Absolutely innocent.


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  • #352
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    Spiked shandy, legs bandy. Newton, Thandie.


  • #353
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    its not me, its you, run


  • #354
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    rotten stench, new paint, old mail


  • #355
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    wait, battery empty recharge, dont go


  • #356
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,678 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Last Friday week I died. Again!


  • #357
    jethro081
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭jethro081


    to catch her would be heaven.


  • #358
    sh__93
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭sh__93


    The van was candyless.

    4 words.
    Suck on that HemminGAY..
    See what i did there. Shows how childish clever i am.

    And yes. of course candyless is a word.


  • #359
    sh__93
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭sh__93


    "Addict mother: toddler daughter over-dosed."


  • #360
    Pdfile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    rape is really just kinky hugging.


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  • #361
    Susie_Q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    The footsteps quickened; terrified, I fled.


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