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Headless Dolphin (NSFW)

  • 20-05-2012 11:30PM
    #1
    Effects
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,741 ✭✭✭


    WTF???


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  • #2
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Well whoever did it, he/she had a purpoise.


  • #3
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Some shallots, garlic and white wine and that would be a meal fit for a king.


  • #4
    Lumbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭Lumbo


    It's tastes just like Swan










    :pac:


  • #5
    winston82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭winston82


    Nevermind :(


  • #6
    Raging_Ninja
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭Raging_Ninja


    souvenir maybe? i suppose somebody saw it was dead (and probably getting a bit rancid) so figured they may as well put it to use. boil the flesh off and they got themselves a dolphin skull.


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  • #7
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    (NSFW)




    (if you work for the RSPCA)


  • #8
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,182 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    And swan tastes like chicken

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #9
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    It was delicious!

    I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!


  • #10
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Do you mind if I pick you brain?


  • #11
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Nottin like a bit of dolphin head soup with weiner croutons of a cold summers mornin.


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  • #12
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Is the guy in the 2nd pic wearing a rainbow??


  • #13
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    That is nasty. Why was it just left there after appearing in the news??


  • #14
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    So long and thanks for all the fish.


  • #15
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    You sure someone cut it, and that it wasn't a dog or fox or something?

    Also nsfw - really?!


  • #16
    alphabeat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    humbert wrote: »
    That is nasty. Why was it just left there after appearing in the news??

    it didnt have an Equity card


  • #17
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    This isn't really a subject on which I can really have dark humour about in light of this. That said, some eejit wants to cut the head off a dolphin that is already dead, it isn't really a topic worth discussing.


  • #18
    Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    So? Would you be so concerned about mackerel?


  • #19
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Cause of Death.

    Delayed boating accident.


  • #20
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    flutterflye wrote: »
    You sure someone cut it, and that it wasn't a dog or fox or something?

    Also nsfw - really?!

    Just look at the blast marks, too accurate for sand people.


  • #21
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    First our swans, now our dolphins :(


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  • #22
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    OP correct the thread title ffs. It's annoying me.


  • #23
    browner85
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭browner85


    Blast marks?


  • #24
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    SafeSurfer wrote: »
    And swan tastes like chicken

    What if the chicken tastes like a dolphin?


  • #25
    Lumbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭Lumbo


    browner85 wrote: »
    Blast marks?

    Some people try to blame the Provos on everything.


  • #26
    MrKingsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,428 ✭✭✭MrKingsley


    Not the way to get ahead in life


  • #27
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Borza in Sandymount just updated their menu: battered dolphin and chips.


  • #28
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Domo230 wrote: »
    How else will they have sex with the body :confused:


    Nothing beats sticking yer cock in a nice tight blowhole.

    Ah yeah, necro-flipper-atio I believe it's called.


  • #29
    tempura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    I saw this today too. I wondered would it end up on Boards. It looked like a really clean cut, must have been done with a chainsaw, thats a lot of tissue to get through.

    Dog was going nuts for a taste !


  • #30
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Headless picture makes me think that if you had a big enough tin you could have sold it as a sardine.


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  • #31
    Effects
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,741 ✭✭✭Effects


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Also nsfw - really?!
    Aren't there loads of moaning pussies on this forum?


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